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Tuesday, February 1, 2005 > Issue 1 > Lighten Up Newsletter > > > Welcome to this issue of "Lighten Up" > > Contents: > * Editors Comments > * Humor > * Article > * Resources > * Contest > * Free Ads > * Unsubscribe > > Editors Comments: > > Hi everyone, > > First of all, I want to thank you for including me in your busy day. > Since this is my first issue I would like to dedicate it to > Seqkat-editor of http://www.villageoftidbits.com . She offers > a great free training guide to ezine publishing. I passed and > got an apple. LOL. > > That and the fact that I've never made a dime online until she > bought 3 of my scroll saw critters,which of course if you know > Sekat they were naturally cats. She is a great lady and since > then I have been making money with my affiliate programs. It's kind of > like she was my good luck charm. > > And I'd also like to say a big Thank You to Dev Hobbins - > Editor of Your World Today. She gave me the encouragement > I needed to make this happen. > http://godebbygo.com/ModOptIn/Subscribe/ > > > I guess I better introduce myself; I'm a SAHM (stay at home > Mom) well actually I'm not now that all 3 of the kids are in school. Hmm; > I wonder what I would be called now then. :) I'm very > happily married to a great guy, we live on a farm in Cherokee, Alabama. > It's a very small farming town. > I love it here because we have a long growing season and > it rarely snows. Yay! > > Okay, enough rambling, Lets get on with the newsletter. > > Thank you and have a great day, > > Janet Emo > Editor & Publisher > http://freelance-jan.notlong.com > > ********************************************************************** > Humor: > > Subject: Scam > This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men. > What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young > nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your > windshield.While she is doing this another person opens > your back door and steals anything in the car. > > They are very good at this. > > They got me 7 times Friday and 5 times Saturday. I wasn't > able to find them on Sunday. > > * * * * * * * * * > * * > > Get Money to Heaven > > A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal > illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You > can't take it with you." > After much thought and consideration, the old > ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least > some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his > wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill > two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of > money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. > His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab > the bags on his way to heaven. > Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer?s > wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten > pillow cases stuffed with cash. > "Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he > should have had me put the money in the basement." > > > ******************************************************************** > > Article > > 4 Tips For Free Advertising > > 1) Comments: > > When an editor of a newsletter you read asks for comments, > suggestions and feed back they're giving you the chance to > voice your opinion. Don't be shy, if you liked something in the > newsletter say so. If you didn't like something in the newsletter > say so > . > 2) Enter Contests: > > Don't think that just because there are so many subscribers > to the newsletter you don't have a chance of winning. That's > not so! Just this week I won 3 contests for Top Ads. Can't win > if you don't play! > > 3) Sign Guest Books: > > It only takes a minute and whomever's guest book you sign > will more than likely visit your site. You can also view their > guest book and visit the other sites that also signed their guest > book. > > 4) Write Short Articles: > > Yes you can too write an article. Pick a topic, do a little research > and write it down. There are lots of newsletter editors > that accept articles. Send them in and get your ad noticed. > > Written by Janet Emo > > ******************************************************************* > Resources > > A variety of free resources. > http://www.mrfreefree.com/ > > Free ebooks > http://www.web-source.net/free_ebooks.htm > > Webmaster Stuff: > Webmaster resources: > http://kresch.com/resources/ > > Thank you Lisa Reddell for the resources: > > ********************************************************************* > > Contest: > > For a chance to win a top sponsor ad in the next issue be the > first one to correctly unscramble the following word. Hint: Something we > all need and use. > eptlehneo > mailto:freelancejan@cherokeetel.net?Subject=contest-ad > > ********************************************************************* > Free Ads: > > > "Name your own price for website hosting. > Family and non-profit web site hosting $18 per year! > Business sites beginning at $36 per year! Whether you > need a web site built, or just website hosting, please > contact us for no obligation information on what we > can do for you. Webmaster@Eastislip.biz . > Or call me at 631-581-2029" > > > RECEIVE UNLIMITED $1 BILLS ^^ > Earn a Steady Cashflow by doing a Simple Job. > Only $3 to Join. You have nothing to lose. > Click Here >> http://OneDollarBiz.com/?id=147 > > > Are Your Ads at the Bottom of too Many Ezine Subscriptions? > Advertise Near the TOP of 12 Ezines - No Subscriptions Necessary! > LARGE Readerships - LOW Costs! Follow the Cats here: >^..^< > http://www.villageoftidbits.com/EliteRenewforTwo$.htm > > > A Compound Interest Investment Plan for all my friends. > Not a scam or scheme just your money making money. > The Big Secret is now in action... > "Making Money and Making Money Work!" > Get more info here: > http://www.realitymillions.com/index.php?ref=Dev > > > Have you just gotta shop? The Gotta Shop Shoppe is Your > Solution! ~ Shoes for your kids or something special for > your "hard-to-please" boss ~ we have a great selection of > top quality products where you'll find just the perfect > thing. We're Always Open - http://www.gottashopshoppe.com > > > If you're looking to discover unusual, weird or > just plain crazy business ideas - so you can get > started right away on your own unusual business - this > is one resource you've got to look at right away: > http://www.unusualbusinessideas.com/cmd.asp?af=195315 > > > Get a Free Gift Just for Visiting * > OMG! I finally found a way to make money online! > No Selling involved! Over $5,500 worth of software for UNDER $5. > http://tinyurl.com/577ed > > >>>> Learn the Secrets the Gurus wont tell you. Find out what > every Internet Marketer should know. > When you subscribe to Pixis Point you wont have to wonder how to make > money with Internet Marketing anymore. We will show > you how with Down To Earth articles, Choice programs and opportunities > that make money, Two Free Ad postings a week, and well even have some fun. > Go to: www.p1enterprises.com for details. <<< > > > Need Quality Advertising At Competitive Prices? Check out > YOUR World Today! ezine, a comprehensive online marketing resource > that's designed to help entrepreneurs get the most out of their online > experience. > We are dedicated to providing current and original information that have > WORKABLE Solutions. > At YWT, your ad $$ go farther because we only run 5 ads per issue so your > ad > NEVER gets lost in the crowd. Join Us Today! > http://godebbygo.com/ModOptIn/Subscribe/ > > > Send in your ads for the next issue. Please keep all ads limited > to 6 lines with 65 characters per line. > mailto:freelancejan@cherokeetel.net?Subject=FreeAd > > ********************************************************************* > Any comments, suggestions or anything you would like to include please > send to: > freelancejan@cherokeetel.net?Subject=Comments > > > Any articles, trivia, resources, jokes etc can be sent to: > freelancejan@cherokeetel.net?Subject=Articles > > > Thank you and have a great day, > > Janet Emo > 7450 Hwy 72 > Cherokee, Ala > 35616 > > > Any person reporting alleged spam to any person, persons, or > entities without physical proof of said claim is guilty of both fraud > and a civil crime and may be pursued and prosecuted to the fullest > extent of the law. Further, should the said allegation result in any > interruption of normal business activity of the company and/or > result in loss of income and/or result in unnecessary expenses, a > civil suit will be brought against the complaintant for restitution. > |
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