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You are receiving this notification because you or someone using your computer subscribed to this mailing list. This is not s.pam. Unsubscribe details are at the bottom. In this issue: > Editors Voice > Top Sponsor Ad > Humor > Article > Resources > More Humor > Cool Links > Fr.ee Ads > Ad Swaps > Con.test for Top Ad > Disclaimers Hi Everyone, Okay, now I have sent this issue out twice but it hasn't been going through. The one yesterday came out blank! I had 2 sent to me, one was blank and the other one was fine. So I've been asked to re-send it again. If you did get a copy then just please delete this message. Sorry for the inconvience. We finally got frost here in Alabama. Brrrrrr! Had to bring all my house plants inside. Now it looks like a nursery in here. But, that's fine with me. Well, not for sure yet. But it looks like they want us to be at another job in a week and a half in Hanes City, Fla. At least that one is supposed to last 12 to 14 months. A BIG Raise is involved so gotta do what you gotta do! Ha! Janet Emo Lighten Up Ezine http://LightenUp.notlong.com Subscribe @ 10563-subscribe@zinester.com > Top Ad Subscribe to About Affiliates Ezine! Get the facts about Affiliate Marketing: How to Choose Programs, Promote them and Avoid cos.tly scams. http://aboutaffiliates.com/subscribe.htm > Humor An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter), who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" he drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost." _____________ In the restroom at work, the Boss had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- "Think!" The next day, when he went to the restroom, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read -- "Thoap!" >Article Subject: Breast Cancer Stamp Booklet We need those of you who are great at forwarding on information with your e-mail network. Please read and pass this on. It would be wonderful if 2005 were the year a cure for breast cancer was found!!!! This is one email you should be glad to pass on. The notion that we could rai..se $3.5 mil.lion by bu.ying a book of stamps is powerful! As you may be aware, the US Postal Service recently released its new "Fu.nd the Cure" stamp to help fund breast cancer research. The stamp was designed by Ethel Kessler of Bethesda, Maryland. It is important that we take a stand against this disease that affects so many of our Mothers, Sisters and Friends. Instead of the normal 37 cents for a stamp, this one co.sts 40 cents The additional 3 cents will go to breast cancer research. A "normal" book co.sts $7.40. This one is only $8.00. It takes a few minutes in line at the Post Office and means so much. If all stamps are sold, it will raise an additional $3.5,000,000 for this vital research. Just as important as the mo.ney is our support. What a statement it would make if the stamp out.sold the lottery this week. 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His wife gets up and unplugs the TV. --------------------------- The Grocery Store A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her no. The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long." Soon they came to the candy aisle, and the little girl began to shout for candy. And when told she couldn't have any, began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Monica, don't cry--only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out." When they got to the check-out stand, the little girls immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no gum pur.chased. The mother patiently said, "Monica, we'll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap." 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