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You are receiving this message because you or someone you know subscribed you to " Lighten Up " Ezine. This is a 100% opt in list . I respect your privacy and your e-mail address will never be sold or given away. Unsubscribe link is at the bottom. Have a Great Day! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IN THIS ISSUE > Top Sponsor Ad > Contest Winner > Editors Voice > Humor > Article > Resources > Cool Links > Fr.ee Ads > Contest > Ad Sw.aps > Disclaimers ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Top Sponsor Ad John aka DaWiz in Adelaide, Australia Webmaster @ http://myriad2020.com Something For Everybody. Editor @ http://adose4.ne1.net THE 'ZINE to be SEEN! Get YOUR DOSE! Author @ http://ez2sleep4.ne1.net Get the sleep YOU DES.ERVE! Shop Owner @ http://dawizdazignz4.ne1.net Show YOUR AT.TITUDE! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Contest Winner Congratulations go to Jim Hincks! He was the first person to send in the correct answer to last issue's contest. 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Yep, kids just called they are on their way home now. I'm in a hurry so hope I don't mess up in this issue : ) For those of you that have been with me for awhile, Just wanted you to know the move to Fla has been postponed for a couple of weeks. Hubby got home from the S.C. job, was here exactly one week, got called to another 7 day 12 hour job at another place in Fla. Only for a week and a half though. The boss at that job decided he needed a vacation , so they sent Kevin to cover for him. Jeeze, hubby is one upset puppy. I Don't blame him; you don't wait til the middle of a shut down and take a vacation. That is just wrong. But anyway, Just wanted to keep you guys posted. Okay, so let's get on with this issue. Have a great week, Jan Emo http://LightenUp.notlong.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HUMOR SP.AM My name is Sp.am. Sp.am I Am. I have some stuff I'd like to se.ll. Take a look! It's really swell! I do not want your wor.thless sp.am. I do not want it, Sp.am I Am. Sp.am I Am: $500 so.ftware that really rocks! Just 20 bu.cks--still in the box! You are really full of bunk. I do not want your bootleg junk! I do not want your worth.less Sp.am. I do not want it Sp.am I Am. Sp.am I Am: How about some fa.st ca.sh? Fifty Tho.usand in a flash!!! How stupid do you think I am? I won't join your shady sc.am. You are a sucker, you silly gitch. If it wor.ked, we'd all be ri.ch! I do not want your worthless sp.am. I do not want it Sp.am I Am. *********** What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everybody ************ Why did the turkey bolt down his food? Cause he's a gobbler ************ A Love Story I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU... I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU... I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY... BEG FOR ME TO STOP. I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU. 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