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Humorous Poetry
Issue # 71
January 11, 2004

Hi Friends,

If you're looking for Happy Times,
Don't read that column on cyber crimes,
Dodge that spam on doubling your dimes,
Grab a copy of Roald Dahl's 'Revolting Rhymes.'


Jack and the BeanStalk
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What matters is the moral of the story ... right ?
http://www.the-artery.co.uk/words/poems/0187.php

Snow-White and the Seven Dwarfs
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Can we use the same description for this one too?
http://www.the-artery.co.uk/words/poems/0188.php

3 Little Pigs
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A stoli with a twist ...
http://www.the-artery.co.uk/words/poems/0190.php

Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl
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