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Humorous Poetry
Issue #34
Thursday, Apr 24, 2003

Hi Friends,

The Humorous Poetry newsletter is dead!
It had run the entire poetic gamut - A to zed.
It's wz-ard had forgotten how to spell
I heard he was sitting and rotting in hell.
So what's this junk in my mailbox again,
I hope it's not Gunjan - that weekly pain !
I'm sorry to be one to bring you bad news,
Sure you can ignore it, that's for you to choose.
But the wz-ard is back from long exile,
From www.exwz.com he'll now your box defile.
The site is under construction but the mails are back
The site too should be ready before you can say Iraq.
Now let me not take any more of your valuable time,
And lead you as usual to more cheerful rhyme ...
 
Albert's (Einstein) Brother
Don't tell me you haven't heard of him ;-)
http://www.funnypoets.com/einsteinsbrother.htm

The Professor's Song
I can't think why (I added this one to this issue)
http://www.lightjunkie.org/parody/professor.html

One Bright Day
As unbeliavable as the return of Humorous Poetry
http://www.angelfire.com/hi/insensmoke/light/lbrightday.html

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Best Wishes,

Gunjan Saraf
Your Humorous Poetry WZ-ard
gunjan@exwz.com
http://www.workinghumor.com/

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