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Humorous Poetry
Issue # 42
Saturday, June 21 , 2003

Hi Friends,

Look at the date above,
It's a happy day for us wz-ards,
It's the day we receive
our new shipment of lizards.
Which as you know are a must
for every good magical brew,
I hope you realize I'm kidding,
None of the above is true!

Well really that's not very true,
It's not ALL a lie,
The first couple of lines are heartfelt
I'm willing to certify,
No more do I kid you,
No dirty tricks,
It's a happy return to (in)sanity
With the 'Order of the Phoenix'!


Harry Potter Limericks - Larry Hollister
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A Small but fun collection
http://home.attbi.com/~lhollister/ho_stuff/hpotrlim.htm

Harry's Poetic Justice - Cindy Johns
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A summary of the first HP book in rhyme.
http://www.kaleidoscapes.com/megan/harrypotter/

Harry Potter Humorous Poetry Contest
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Just in case you've got into the mood yourself !
(And in case you know Hungarian !!)
http://hungarianbookstore.com/harrypotterpoetrycontest.htm

P.S - If you did get into the mood remember to send
me a copy too - gunjan@exwz.com

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No time to say good bye again
I must wait for my owl's return,
He should have had my copy by now...
This is causing me some concern !

If he isn't back in a couple of hours,
By the time the clock strikes nine,
I'll have to do things the muggle way
and order my copy online !!
(http://snurl.com/hpbook5)

;-)

Best Wishes,

Gunjan
Your Humorous Poetry WZ-ard
gunjan@exwz.com
http://www.workinghumor.com/

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