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Humorous Poetry
Issue # 59
October 18, 2003

Hi Friends,

The baby of a goose is a gosling,
and an infant duck is a duckling !
But if you asked me
Could a droplet of ink be...
A ---- , I swear I'd have no inkling !

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AND a big drop, AND enough to keep your printer 
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Out of my mind - Royce Koon
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Great advice ... Right ? (Especially for Windows users ;?) 
http://www.funnypoets.com/poetry/outofmymind.htm

Hall and Knight - E.V Rieu
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Hope you won't use your ink for these kind of
purposes !
http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/601.html

Farley's San Francisco Chronicles
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Not a book of poems but of cartoons! We visit it to
remind ourselves of a very deep philosophy ...
'I Ink, Therefore I Am'
http://snurl.com/therefore


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