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To: <!--$email--> -==========**********O**********==========- STOP paying more for your printer supplies than what you paid for your printer! We're here to save YOU money! Inkjet cartridges, Complete-n-Easy refill ink kits, JetPak Mailers, InkSaver software, more! * psst... our newsletter subscribers always get a 10% Discount! (simple details sent right after sign up!) Come Save Now at MaxPatch Ink Supplies! http://www.maxpatchink.com?exwz -==========**********O**********==========- Humorous Poetry Issue # 60 October 24, 2003 Hi Friends, This issue is a little longer, I hope you'll excuse me, It's that time of the year, when Wz-ards spirited be ! Breaking with tradition, this issue contains not just links to some spooky poems but also a few gems from Dr. Stan Kegel's collection of spooky limericks and haikus. Hot cauldron simmers Keep an eye out for... Uh Oh! Eye newt 'twould boil up (Gary Hallock) ~~~~~~~~~ When the full moon is giving its glow The hair on this fellow will grow! But you never will creep Up on him in his sleep, That's why he's aware-wolf, you know! (Clynch Varnadore) ~~~~~~~~~ What's wrong, are you blind? I'm the invisible man Why can you not see? (Gary Hallock) ~~~~~~~~~ Spooky Night - Brittney B. ------------------------------------ Like reading poems by 8/9 yr olds ? Love saying "So cute !" ? Well ... Stop ! Remember, we're here to get spooked ! ;) http://www.veeceet.com/kids/monterey.html Let's be Spooky - Poet Unknown -------------------- A little poem to get ourselves 'with' the right spirits ! (Don't miss the Title of this site) http://members.aol.com/moonpub/HauntPoem3.html Haunted Houses --------------------- Now that you're with the right spirits ... visit some haunted houses. (Not poems) http://members.aol.com/moonpub/HauntHouses.html Halloween Poems ------------------- Quite a collection of ghastly poems for kids. http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/1133/holidaypoems/halloween2000.html The Raven - Edgar Allen Poe ------------------------------- For the slightly order and more serious spook enthusiasts. (Do enjoy looking around the museum) http://www.poemuseum.org/selected_works/the_raven.html For all the best resources on Humorous Poetry, visit: http://exwz.com I'm am ready to be frightened and spooked Be arrested as a zombie, and booked But I'll get out of jail 'Cause I'll scare them to Hell When they see that my brain has been cooked! (Guy Ben-Moshe) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At Halloween, ghosts misbehave. They howl and shriek. They rant and rave. They pop into view; do nasty things, too. So be warned - and get off my grave. (lee f strong) [Last, but not the least - Thanks to all those who visited our sponsor - Phil - http://www.maxpatchink.com?exwz after my appeal last week. Bet you'll be as thrilled with the service as most of my Laughmates are] Best Wishes, Gunjan Your Humorous Poetry WZ-ard gunjan@exwz.com http://www.workinghumor.com/ -==========**********O**********==========- Fasten your seatbelt, take a deep breath, hold tight - and we're off - aboard the haunted ghost train for the spooky ride of a lifetime. Meet your doom in the Castle of Gloom! Swallow a barbecued bat! Dangle those cobwebs and rattle those bones and dare to enter this spooky poetry collection. http://snurl.com/spookypo -==========**********O**********==========- ~~~ About the Humorous Poetry Newsletter - Administrivia To unsubscribe, send a blank email to 10658-unsubscribe@zinester.com To subscribe, send a blank email to 10658-subscribe@zinester.com To change your email address, simply unsubscribe and then subscribe again, as described just above. To send an email to a human, please email gunjan@exwz.com |
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