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Humorous Poetry
Issue # 61
November 1, 2003

Hi Friends,

I have in my hands this most wonderful book
You must someday definitely it uplook.
Do I mean 'look it up' ? Oh it's all the syme !
What's a few twisted words, for the sake of fun and rhyme !!

It's 'Candy is Dandy', the best of Ogden Nash
I hold it in one hand, with the other I hold on to my ash,
Can't drink, can't snack, wish I had a trough !
But I'm not letting go with my hands ... I might LMAO !


Don't Cry Darling, It's blood All Right
-------------------
I wanted to include this in the Halloween issue, but
didn't find it posted anywhere. Finally I couldn't
resist putting it up temporarily ... JEST FOR YOU !
http://www.workinghumor.com/poems/blood.shtml

The Terrible People
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Deep Thoughts hidden in light verse ?
http://plagiarist.com/poetry/?wid=488

If Fun is Fun, Isn't that Enough
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For a person who uses "Many a true word is
spoken in jest' as his signature. This was
absolutely hilarious.
http://www.angelfire.com/ia/suzisms/oniffunisfun.html

Candy is Dandy
-------------------------------
With over 400 poems this collection is an
absolute delight. From short poems to even
shorter ones on an amazing range of subjects,
it's a treat. (If you DO pick it up DON'T miss
Anthony Burgess's Introduction ! ;)
http://snurl.com/candy

For all the best resources on Humorous Poetry, visit:
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Goodbyes, after reading Nash, are as
easy as Blankety Blank
So is gratitude, as you can guess,
a simple Thankety Thank !


Best Wishes,

Gunjan
Your Humorous Poetry WZ-ard
gunjan@exwz.com
http://www.workinghumor.com/

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we're off - aboard the haunted ghost train for the spooky
ride of a lifetime. Meet your doom in the Castle of Gloom!
Swallow a barbecued bat! Dangle those cobwebs and rattle
those bones and dare to enter this spooky poetry collection.

http://snurl.com/spookypo
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