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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items
the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV
remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come
shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to
him."
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Government
Job
------------------------------------ A guy stopped at a local gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and
then move on. The other man came along behind him and filled in the hole.
While one was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind filling in the
hole.
The men worked right past the guy with the soft drink
and went on down the road. "I can't stand this," said the man tossing the can
into a trash container and heading down the road toward the men.
"Hold it, hold it," he said to the men. "Can you tell
me what's going on here with all this digging and refilling?"
"Well, we work for the government and we're just doing
our job," one of the men said.
"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills
it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers'
money?"
"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said,
leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there's three of us: me,
Elmer and Leroy. I dig the hole, Elmer sticks in the tree and Leroy, here, puts
the dirt back. Elmer's job's been cut... so now it's just me an'
Leroy
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