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Shingles
------------------------------------ While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I
noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look
like an apple. I asked one nurse what the pin signified. "Nothing,"
she said with a smile. "It's just to keep the doctors away."
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More and more doctors are running their practices like
an assembly lines. One fella walked into a doctor's office and the
receptionist asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his name, address, medical insurance
number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked
him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical
history and told him to wait in the examining room. A half-hour later a nurse
came in and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an
electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the
doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he
had.
He said, "Shingles."
The doctor said, "Where?"
He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want
them?"
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