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Subject: Off-the-church-walls - January11, 2004



from KLLPIANO:
**  Signs In Front Of Churches  **

* Life is fragile, handle with prayer.

* We're all invited to a heavenly feast but we must R.S.V.P.!

* But St. Peter-- what about my civil rights?"

* Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

* God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts'!

* God grades on the cross, not the curve.

* God doesn't want shares of your life, He wants controlling interest!

* His pain is your gain!

* WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!

* GOD is like Hallmark cards: HE cared enough to send the very best.

* God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.

* For all you do, his bloods for you!

* T.G.I.F.-- Thank God I'm Forgiven.

* Jesus, don't leave earth without Him!

* Christ's return is near-- Don't miss it for the world! .

* Seven days without prayer makes one weak.

* Patience is a virtue which carries a lot of wait. .

* Get Right or get Left!

* Read the bible. It's user-friendly plus we offer tech support here on Sundays

* GODISNOWHERE (now read it again)

* If your bible is falling apart, chances are your life is staying together.

* In case of nuclear attack-- the ban on praying in school is lifted.

* Don't forget, Judas also left early.

* Free Life & Fire Insurance, Inquire with-in.

* Lord, help me get up when I fall. I can fall by myself.

* Christians are the light of the world, but the switch has to be turned on.

* This is a Sign from God.

* Wise men still seek Him.

* Sleep peacefully, God is awake.

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"When I Say..."

When I Say..."I am a Christian"

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not shouting "I am saved"
I'm whispering "I get lost!"
"That is why I chose this way."

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need someone to be my guide.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
and pray for strength to carry on.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
and cannot ever pay the debt.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
my flaws are too visible
but God believes I'm worth it.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain
I have my share of heartaches
which is why I seek His name.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I do not wish to judge.
I have no authority.
I only know I'm loved.

-Author unknown


Kevin Rayner
Oak Tree Church
Rochester MN
http://oaktree.faithsite.com
http://www.geocities.com/otchurch


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