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Taking some cookies without permission, a little boy was caught by his mother. "Son, don't you know God say you take those cookies?" "Yes," replied the boy, "but He didn't see me eat them. I ate them under the table." --------- Listening to his 7-year-old scratch away on his violin while the dog howled dismally nearby, a father finally asked, "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?" --------- They showed a little girl her newly arrived baby brother. Looking at him lovingly she said, "When will he talk, mother?" "Oh, not for a long time yet," said the mother. "Yes, but when?" persisted the child. "Well, not for a year or so." After thinking for a minute the child exclaimed, "How funny. Miss Clark read out of the Bible this morning that Job cursed the hour he was born." ---------- A little daughter entered her parent's room saying, "In my room there aren't any good dreams. May I sleep here?" ---------- A young father pushed the shopping cart carrying the screaming baby through the super market muttering gently under his breath. "Easy, Freddy, calm down now. Everything's all right, boy. Come on, Freddy, don't get upset." A lady customer commented approvingly to him, "You are very patient with little Freddy." The young father looked up glumly, "Lady, I am Freddy." ------- Remember, "If you can laugh at it, you can live with it!" Have a great day Kevin Rayner Rochester, MN http://oaktree.faithsite.com |
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