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The preacher was growing concerned about sparse attendance, so he published this item in the church bulletin: This . . . is . . . the . . . way . . . the . . . church . . . sometimes . . . looks . . . to . . . the . . . preacher . . . when . . . he . . . goes . . . into . . . the . . . pulpit. "Itwouldlooklikethisifeverybodybroughtsomebodyelsetochurch." The minister selected a fifty-cent item at a convenience store but discovered he didn't have any money with him. "I could invite you to hear me preach in return," he said jokingly to the owner, "but I'm afraid I don't have any fifty-cent sermons." "Perhaps," suggested the owner, "I could come twice." CHURCH SIGNBOARDS Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. Interested in going to heaven? Apply here for flight training! Since you can't take it with you, why not leave it here? You can't take it with you, but you can send it on ahead. No parking. Violators will be turned into a pillar of salt. We have a prophet-sharing plan for you. The Lord loveth a cheerful giver. He also accepteth from a grouch. Remeber, "If you can laugh at it, you can live with it." |
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