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TOP 7 FAMOUS LAST WORDS OF BIBLE CHARACTERS

7. The people of Jericho before the walls came a tumblin' down: "My mother plays better trumpet than that."

6. Balaam's talking donkey: "I dedicate my body to science and my jawbone to Samson."

5. Goliath: "Ouch!"

4. Solomon, to his 700th wife: "You're the only woman I've ever really loved."

3. Thomas, after being informed that he was dying: "I doubt it!"

2. John the Baptist: "This queen is a pain in the neck!"

1. Ananias and Sapphira after holding back money from God: "The Lord helps those who help themselves."


Kevin Rayner
Oak Tree Church
http://www.otchurch.org


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