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"Car Names Explained" (My car is in here so don't be offended if yours is too!) AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW - Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Break My Window BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Dead or Dying Gas Eater Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix it again, Tony! FORD - First On Recall Day First On Race Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fault Of R&D Fast Only Rolling Downhill Found On Russian Dump GM - General Maintenance Great Mistake GMC - Garage Man's Companion Got A Mechanic Coming? HONDA - Had One Never Did Again HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere, Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment PINTO - Put in new transmission often PONTIAC - poor old Neanderthal thinks it's a Cadillac SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners VW - Virtually Worthless |
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