Bulletin Bloopers

PLEASE NOTE:? ?  We would like to make a correction in the recent edition of the church cookbook.?  An inaccurate number of jalapeno peppers was given for Jeanette Crowley's Southwestern chicken salad recipe. The recipe should call for two, not 21, jalapeno peppers.

The marriage of Miss Freda VanAmburg and Willie Branton, which was announced in the newsletter a few weeks ago, was a mistake which we wish to correct.

It was incorrectly reported in last week's newsletter that this Sunday is T-shirt Appreciation Day.?  In fact, it is actually Teacher Appreciation Day.

It has come to our attention that there was a mistake in a newsletter item two weeks ago.?  There are two important corrections to the information in the last church newsletter on our Women's Deep Relaxation Exercise and Health Program.?  First, the program will include meditation, not medication. Second, it is experiential, not experimental.

In a church bulletin a favorite hymn was written up as "There is a Bomb in Gilead."? ? ?  --Evelyn McGee

A Christian Lady with two small Christian dogs needs a guest cottage/cabin, north shore preferred.

The Deaf Awareness Workshop scheduled for Tuesday night is postponed due to laryngitis.

Wanted: Desk chair for secretary with no arms. - Dan Williams

I write a "Neighbors" column in the local paper.?  So I wrote about a boy from our church who was doing well in sports in college.?  It was supposed to say, "John is a real winner!"?  instead to my shock, it read, "John is a real sinner!"

Kevin Rayner

Oak Tree Church

http://oaktree.faithsite.com

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