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Subject: Off-the-church-walls - October19, 2005



The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he quite surprised the teacher.

He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades somebody is going to get a spanking!"

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"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." --- Dave Barry

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English Professor's Rules

An English professor announced to the class;

"There are two words I don't allow in my class.

One is gross and the other is cool."

From the back of the room a voice called out,

"So, what are the words?"

Kevin Rayner
Oak Tree church

Rochester, MN

http://oaktree.faithsite.com

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