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Subject: Noah's Ark - January05, 2006

ALL WE REALLY NEED TO KNOW WE LEARNED FROM NOAH'S ARK

Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

"Stop what you are doing, and do what God says!"

Build your future on high ground.

Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.

Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Don't miss the boat.

For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

If you can't fight or flee -- float!

If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.

No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side.

No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Remember that amateurs built the ark and professionals built the Titanic.

Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.

Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.

Stay below deck during the storm.

Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.

Two heads are better than one.

When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain -- shovel!!!

When you're stressed, float a while.

-- Author Unknown

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** THE WILL OF GOD **

The will of God will never take you,
Where the grace of God cannot keep you.
Where the arms of God cannot support you,
Where the riches of God cannot supply your needs,
Where the power of God cannot endow you.

The will of God will never take you,
Where the spirit of God cannot work through you,
Where the wisdom of God cannot teach you,
Where the army of God cannot protect you,
Where the hands of God cannot mold you.

The will of God will never take you,
Where the love of God cannot enfold you,
Where the mercies of God cannot sustain you,
Where the peace of God cannot calm your fears,
Where the authority of God cannot overrule for you.

The will of God will never take you,
Where the comfort of God cannot dry your tears,
Where the Word of God cannot feed you,
Where the miracles of God cannot be done for you,
Where the omnipresence of God cannot find you.
~~~-- Author Unknown