Those holiday treats took a toll on ya'
Didn't they?  And now......you're

And paying for all those goodies you just had to eat.
 
 
 
 

Well guess what is on the plate for your
Next meal !   You get to......... 
 
  
  
  
 

Now don't panic and

Cause its almost the new year and
All you have to do is use some good ol'

And out run that 

And keep em' New Year's resolution.
 
 
 

If you just follow this plan you'll

 
And be back to normal.....after
Two bottles of Rolaids.......one round
Of laxatives..........walking 3 miles every
Morning....and having your mouth wired shut.

HOPE YOU CAN KEEP EM' RESOLUTIONS !