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A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when
he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds
to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The
preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon
he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs
him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk,
"Brother have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
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The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the
water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the
water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found
Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks
the drunk in the water again--but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds
and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again
asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?" The drunk wipes his
eyes and catches ! his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is
where he fell in?"
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