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Murphy's Laws for Mothers
1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will
go on sale next week.
2. Leakproof thermoses -- will.
3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with
the grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the
carpet.
4. The garbage truck will be two doors past your
house when the argument over whose day it is to take out the trash
ends.
5. The shirt your child must wear today will be
the only one that needs to be washed or mended.
6. Gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew
at a faster rate than other clothing.
7. The item your child lost, and must have for
school within the next ten seconds, will be found in the last place you
look.
8. Sick children recover miraculously when the
pediatrician enters the treatment room.
9. Refrigerated items, used daily, will gravitate
toward the back of the refrigerator.
10. Your chances of being seen by someone you
know dramatically increase if you drive your child to school in your robe and
curlers.
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