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BROTHERS AND SISTERS!! Thanksgiving Eve is nigh. As previously revealed in the press conference of 11/2/06, The Amish Outlaws will be performing at VINTAGE in White Plains, NY. We have so many ideas for this very special evening that we can't be quite certain which of them will pan out, but we CAN guarantee at least ONE of the following will happen: 1) Brother Hezekiah will re-gain the 85 lbs. he lost in the Amish Fat Club (http://www.amishoutlaws.com/amishfatclub.html) in ONE NIGHT. 2) Brother Ishmael will strip naked and bathe in a large tub of Turkey gravy. 3) The entire band will spontaneously combust on stage. 4) Brother Ol' Dirty Abner will reveal his true identity... as a flamethrower. 5) Brother Jakob "Leave Me Here" the Pipe Layer will get drunk. 6) Every member of the audience will be pregnant by the evening's close. Which one will happen? There is one way to find out... BE THERE. Wednesday, November 22nd at: Vintage 171 Main St. in White Plains, NY (914) 328-5803 - 10:30 PM http://www.vintagebar.net/ Hugs and kisses, The Amish Outlaws http://www.amishoutlaws.com/ |
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