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TUESDAY AUGUST 15,2006


THOUGHT FOR TODAY:  "The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because the are generally the same people."

"Senator Joe Lieberman lost his own parties nomination yester-  
day. He was beaten by new comer Ned Lamont. Or you might know  
him as, 'Who?' Wasn't that Fred Sanford's son?" --Jay Leno
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"President Bush is beating the August heat the same way he  
always does -- with a vacation on his ranch in Texas. This  
will be his shortest vacation since he's taken office.  
Usually he takes a full month, this time only ten days. I  
guess he's saving up the personal days so he can skip the  
last three months of his presidency." --Jimmy Kimmel  
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"The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you  
should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid  
with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is  
absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."  
 --P. J. O'Rourke  
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A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would  
help him better understand the fears and temptations his  
future congregations faced if he first took a job as a  
policeman for a year. He passed the physical examination;  
then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly  
and wisely in an emergency.  

Among other questions he was asked, "What would you do to  
disperse a frenzied crowd?"  

He thought for a moment and then said, "I would take up a  
collection." 
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NORA CHARLES (Myrna Loy): "They say you were shot in the  
 tabloids."  
NICK CHARLES (William Powell): "They never got near my  
 tabloids." --THE THIN MAN, 1934  

[Hey, this was racy stuff for 1934.]  
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OTIS B. DRIFTWOOD (Groucho Marx): "It's alright, that's in  
 every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause."  

FIORELLO (Chico Marx): "You can't fool me! There ain't no  
 Sanity Claus." --A NIGHT AT THE OPERA, 1935  

OSCAR MADISON (Walter Matthau): "I cannot stand little notes  
 on my pillow! 'We are all out of cornflakes, F.U.' It took  
 me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger."  

  --THE ODD COUPLE, 1968  
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As a secret shopper for a large department store, my sister  
made purchases at various chains and then reported back to  
supervisors on the clerks' performances. After a few weeks,  
I asked her if she was enjoying her new job.  

"I love it!" she replied. "I'm getting paid for doing two  
of my favorite things in life--shopping and criticizing  
people."  
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"At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six  
words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor  
store.'" --Mark Klein  
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"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not  
color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips  
end." --Jerry Seinfeld  
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"Congress may pass a law that would result in TV networks  
that broadcast indecency being even stiffly penalized. In  
fact, it is going to cost us 500 more bucks because I said  
stiffly penalized." --Craig Ferguson  
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A certain lumberjack camp had a Chinese cook named Charlie.

The lumberjacks were not very progressive in their attitudes and they
treated Charlie with great disrespect, tying his shoelaces together,
pulling his pigtail, and even throwing him in the river just for fun.

One day a priest came to the camp and held an outdoor mass, including
open confession.

Charlie wasn't present.

Several of the lumberjacks spoke about their treatment of Charlie.

The priest gave them their penance--quite a few Hail Marys--and
admonished them sternly that this behavior must not continue and that
they must apologize to Charlie for their mistreatment of him.

After the mass, a group of lumberjacks went to Charlie.

They said that they were very sorry for all the mean things they'd done
to him and promised that they wouldn't do them again.

"You no tie shoelaces together no more?" asked Charlie.

"No," said one of the lumberjacks. "We won't do that."

"You no pull pigtail?"

"No, Charlie."

"You no throw Charlie in river?"

"No, no. We'll never do that again."

"Good," said Charlie, "then me no peepee in coffee no more."
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Linda and Jill are having coffee when Linda notices
that Jill seems troubled and asks her, "Is something
bugging you? You look anxious."

"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life
savings in the stock market," Jill explained.

"Oh, that's too bad," Linda sympathized. "I'm sure
you're feeling sorry for him."

"Yeah, I am," Jill said. "He'll miss me."
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One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called
out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter!
Help! Please, anyone! Help!"

A man from a nearby table stood up and announced
that he was quite experienced at this sort of
thing. He stepped over with almost no look of
concern at all, wrapped his hands around the
boys gonads, and squeezed. Out popped the
quarter. The man then went back to his table as
though nothing had happened.

"Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are
you a paramedic?"

"No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS."
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A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was
in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman
stared at the animal. wondering if his imagination could be playing
tricks. The dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised. This is
part of my job."
"Incredible!" muttered the man. "I can't believe it! I'm going to
tell your boss what a prize he has in you. An animal that can talk!"
"No, no," pleaded the dog. "Please don't! If that man finds out I
can talk, he make me answer the phone as well!"
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other
on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she
would like to play a fun game?

The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few
winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game
is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a
question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me
$5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries
to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says,
"Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00,
and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there
will be no end to this torment unlessshe plays, agrees
to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's
the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde
doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a
$5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the
lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up
a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and
searches all his references, no answer. He taps into
the air phone with his modem and searches the net and
the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he
sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no
avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands
her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns
back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more
than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well,
what's the answer? Without a word, the blonde reaches
into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back
to sleep.
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Famous Last Words:

-- I'll get a world record for this..
-- It's fireproof.
-- He's probably just hibernating.
-- What does this button do?
-- I'm making a citizen's arrest.
-- So, you're a cannibal.
-- It's probably just a rash.
-- Are you sure the power is off?
-- Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury,
so what of it?
-- The odds of that happening have to be a
million to one!
-- Pull the pin and count to what?
-- Which wire was I supposed to cut?
-- I wonder where the mother bear is.
-- I've seen this done on TV.
-- These are the good kind of mushrooms.
-- I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
-- Let it down slowly.
-- Rat poison only kills rats.
-- Just take whatever you want, this is a
ghost town.
-- It's strong enough for both of us.
-- This doesn't taste right.
-- I can make this light before it changes.
-- Nice doggie.
-- I can do that with my eyes closed.
-- I've done this before.
-- Well, we've made it this far.
-- That's odd.
-- You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on,
would you?
-- Don't be so superstitious.
-- Now watch this.
-- What duck?
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A man is talking to God and asks him: "God, why
did you make women so beautiful?",

To which God replies: "so that you would find
them attractive".

Then the man asks: "God, but why did you have to
make them so dumb?".

To which God replies: "So that they would find
you attractive!"
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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon
a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and
lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if
she got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope, sorry
three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a one-wish
genie. So...what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the
Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop
fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love
Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about
world peace and harmony."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be
reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands
of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for
five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't
think it can be done. Make another wish and please be
reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never
been able to find the right man. You know, one that's
considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the
house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my
family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is
faithful. That's what I wish for .. a good man."

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said,
"Let me see that map again."
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Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking
at the zoo one day.
"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Tommy," replied the second.
"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked
Billy.
Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy.
"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
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A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license.
After looking it over, he said to her, "Lady, it stipulates here on your
license that you should be wearing glasses." "Well, I have contacts,"
the woman replied. "Look lady, I don't care who you know," snapped the
officer. "You're getting a ticket."
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A generously endowed young lady at college often got teased by her
sorority sisters for being so top-heavy.

At a fraternity party, a young man asked her what she would like to
drink.

"Diet soda, please," she replied.

"Oh, you must be the double D." he said.

The girl was furious, wondering which of her so-called friends had
divulged such personal information. "And just what do you mean by that?"
she snapped.

Surprised at her angry response, the young man meekly
answered, "Oh, you know -- the Designated Driver."

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**** HEALTH NEWS ****

Rubella no longer major U.S. threat  

WASHINGTON, -- U.S. health officials said the rubella virus,  
which can cause serious birth defects, no longer is a major  
health threat. Congenital rubella syndrome can cause such  
birth defects as deafness and blindness, but Dr. Julie  
Gerberding, director of the Centers for Disease Control and  
Prevention, told the National Immunization Conference 95  
percent of U.S. school children are vaccinated against  
rubella by the time they enter school. Some 93 percent of  
children under age 2 are vaccinated against measles, mumps  
and rubella. Rubella continues to be brought to the United  
States by travelers from other countries where the disease  
is more active. In 1964-1965 a rubella epidemic in the  
United States caused an estimated 12.5 million cases of  
rubella and 20,000 cases of congenital rubella syndrome,  
which led to more than 11,600 babies born deaf, 11,250  
fetal deaths, 2,100 neonatal deaths, 3,580 babies born  
blind and 1,800 babies born mentally retarded. The U.S.  
vaccination program reduced the number of U.S. rubella  
cases to nine in 2004.   

PillCam shows swallowing  

DALLAS, -- A pill housing miniature video cameras can diag-  
nose inflammation, pre-cancerous changes or dilated veins  
in the esophagus, U.S. researchers said. The PillCam ESO  
technology allows doctors to assess the presence of  
esophageal diseases quickly and easily, such as erosive  
esophagitis, Barrett's esophagus and esophageal varices.  
Approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration late last  
year, the PillCam ESO is a smooth plastic capsule about the  
size of a large vitamin pill with video cameras on each end,  
equipped with a battery and internal light source, according  
to the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center in  
Dallas. After the patient lies down, the PillCam ESO is  
swallowed and glides through the esophagus, taking about  
2,600 color pictures -- 14 per second. The photographs are  
transmitted to a recording device and then viewed on a com-  
puter screen. The single-use capsule is passed naturally in  
less than 24 hours.   

Quick prostate cancer vaccination urged  

BALTIMORE, -- U.S. researchers said quick application of a  
new prostate-cancer vaccine may be the best way of treating  
the disease. Researchers at Johns Hopkins University studied  
mice bred to develop the cancer. They found that the animal's  
immune system recognizes the cancer but cannot mount an  
effective counterattack -- probably because its immune cells  
become tolerant of the slow-growing cancer. "The window of  
opportunity is narrow for vaccination, designed to rein-  
vigorate the immune system's attack on cancer cells," said  
lead researcher Dr. Charles Drake. "It occurs right after  
hormonal therapy begins to wipe out the tumor and immune  
cells outnumber cancerous ones." Drake and colleagues found  
if they used a newly developed vaccine to activate the  
immune system right after giving the mice hormone therapy  
to shrink their tumors, the cancer-fighting T-cells swing  
into action. T-cells multiplied three times as much in the  
prostate-cancer mice if they were vaccinated immediately  
after hormone therapy, compared with those not receiving  
the therapy. Prostate cancer is the leading cause of cancer  
deaths in American men, and the average time of relapse  
after hormone therapy treatments is approximately two  
years.  


**** Reader's Submissions ****
My old watch
By: Joseph J. Mazzella

     I have had the same watch now for twenty four years. It was a
gift from an uncle that I got when I was just fourteen. It was one
of the first digital watches ever made and it weighs about two
pounds. I have gone through about five watchbands with it so far.
Some of the numbers on the display are getting hard to read as well.
Still, I keep buying new batteries for it and refuse to get a new
one as long as this one works. My wrist feels strange without its
familiar weight on it and my heart still feels a touch of warmth
from my late uncle's love when I look at it.
     A part of me too is reassured when I look down at this old
timepiece still working away after all these years. It gives me hope
for myself in the years ahead of me. This body of mine just turned
thirty eight years old recently which means that if I live an
average life span on this world then half my life is already over.
Since a large part of the first half of my life was spent figuring
out what life is all about, this only leaves me the last half to
really live my life the way it was meant to be lived: in choosing
and sharing love, joy, and oneness with God. I take hope then in
seeing my old watch still working away after most watches are thrown
away. It reminds me that I can keep working away too and bring a
little Heaven to Earth, no matter how old I get.
     Whether you are a new clock, an old watch, or an ancient
timepiece remember that you still have time to make a wonderful
difference in this world. You still have time to warm some hearts
with your love, touch some souls with your joy, and heal a few lives
with your light. You still have the time to live like you were meant
to, to love like you were born to, and to be one with God like you
were designed to be. You still have the time to bring a little
Heaven down to Earth and to ready your soul to fly from Earth back
to Heaven.



A Bucket of Money

One fine evening a man walked into a fast-food chicken place and
bought a nine-piece bucket of chicken. He took his chicken to the
park for a romantic picnic under the moonlight with his lady.
Upon reaching into the bucket, however, he received a surprise.
Instead of chicken he discovered what was apparently the
restaurant's night deposit--nine thousand dollars. The young man
brought the bucket back to the store and asked for his chicken in
exchange for the money. The manager, in awe of the young man's
honesty, asked for his name and told him he wanted to call the
newspaper and the local news station to do a story on him. He would
become a local hero, an example of honesty and morality that would
inspire others!

The hungry man shrugged it off. "My date's waiting. I just want my
chicken."
The manager's renewed amazement over the young man's humility almost
overwhelmed him. He begged to be allowed to tell the story on the
news. At this the honest man became angry with the manager and
demanded his chicken.
"I don't get it," the manager responded. "You are an honest man in a
dishonest world! This is a perfect opportunity to show the world
that there are honest people still willing to take a stand for what
is right. Please, give me your name and also the woman's name. Is
that your wife?"
"That's the problem," said the young man. "My wife is at home. The
woman in the car is my girlfriend. Now let me have my chicken so I
can get out of here."
It's easy to look good to people who don't know you. Many of us do a
good deed here and there, go to church, say the right words, and
everyone thinks we're something that we're not. But God sees your
heart. It really doesn't matter how much you do or what other people
think of you. What matters is what's on the inside.
author unknown


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**** COUNTRY CALENDAR ****

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Rose Maddox of "Maddox Brothers & Rose" born Boaz, AL 1925.

Rita Robbins recording artist, born Claxton, GA 1932.

Bobby Helms, Jingle Bell Rock/My Special Angel born Bloomington, IN 1933. Inducted Rockabilly Hall of Fame 2003.

Mike Seeger, of "The New Lost City Ramblers" born NYC 1933.

Don Rich, of "The Buckaroos" born Don Ulrich, Olympia, WA 1941.

Hank Williams' single "Jambalaya" charted 1952.

The Davis Sisters "I Forgot More Than You'll Ever Know" charted 1953.

Elvis Presley and his parents, signed a contract with Col. Tom Parker in 1955. The agreement named Parker, as an advisor to Elvis for a period of one year. From that day forward, Col. Tom Parker controlled Elvis Presley.

Marty Robbins released "Maybelline/This Broken Heart Of Mine" 1955.

Johnny Burnette's single "Dreamin'," charted 1960.

Capitol Records released Buck Owens' single "Open Up Your Heart" 1966.

Lawrence Walker, age 60, "bandleader," died 1968.

"A Time To Sing" with Hank Williams Jr., debuted in Nashville 1968.

Asa Martin, vocals/guitar, died in Kentucky 1979.

Floyd Ethridge died 1981.

Norman Petty died 1984.

Lewis Calvin DeWitt, age 52, "Statler Brothers," died 1990.

Alabama released their album "In Pictures" 1995.

Merle Haggard filed suit in California, accusing a hospital of performing an unnecessary operation on him 2003.

**** COUNTRY MUSIC NEWS ****

  Sara Evans dances with the stars 

Monday, August 14, 2006 – Sara Evans will join ABC’s hit show "Dancing With The Stars" as the first country artist to participate in the dance competition when it resumes this fall. Premiering Tuesday, Sept. 12, the show will feature Evans performing live choreographed Latin and traditional ballroom dance routines to popular live music with her dance partner, Tony Dovolani. He partnered with Stacey Keibler last season. “I love to dance,” explains Evans, better known for hits like "Suds in the Bucket" and "Born to Fly." “I'm always up for a challenge and this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.” Each week, Evans and Dovolani, along with 10 other couples, will be judged by an expert panel including former ballroom dancer Len Goodman, dancer/choreographers Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba. The viewing public also gets to weigh in by voting via phone or online for their favorite performers. The judges and public’s votes are combined and the outcome will be announced during a results show every Wednesday.

**** Amy's Kitchen ****  

Sweet Onion Chicken Casserole

3 to 4 boneless chicken breast halves
2 Tablespoons vegetable oil
3 to 4 large red-skinned or Yukon Gold potatoes, peeled and sliced
3 to 4 medium Vidalia sweet onions, peeled and sliced
1 can (10 3/4 ounces each) cream of mushroom soup, undiluted
salt, pepper, and paprika, to taste

Wash chicken and pat dry. Brown chicken breasts in oil and drain on
paper towel. Grease a 2-quart casserole. Layer sliced potatoes on
bottom; follow with a layer of onions and top with a layer of mushroom
soup.

Gently, place chicken breast over soup and sprinkle with salt, pepper,
and paprika. Cover tightly with lid or foil and bake at 350°F for 1
hour.

Serves 3 to 4.
Tona in Bama

ORANGE CREAM FLIP

2 c. orange juice
2/3 c. powdered milk
3 T. sugar
1/2 t. vanilla
1 c. crushed ice

Combine all ingredients in a blender at high speed until the mixture is
frosty and thick.
SM


Blender Cheesecake

16 oz. cottage cheese
8 oz. cream cheese
8 oz. sour cream
1 cup sugar
1 Tblsp. lemon juice
1 tsp. vanilla
4 eggs
1/2 cup flour

Mix all ingredients in blender in order given starting with cottage
cheese and ending with flour. Mix well. Grease a 10 inch deep dish pie
plate with butter and pour in cheese mix. Sprinkle with cinnamon and
bake at 325 for 40 minutes. Cool and refrigerate. No crust but you
wouldn't know it
SM


**** TODAY'S USELESS FACT ****

  Who invented the Global Positioning System and how much did it cost to develop it?

 On June 26, 1993, the U.S. Air Force launched the 24th Navstar satellite into orbit, completing a network of satellites known as the Global Positioning System. However, this new navigation technology was not invented by one person, but was a result of advances in the fields of engineering and science.

From another link in the category we learned that the U.S. Department of Defense developed GPS for use at sea during the Cold War. The military needed a way to pinpoint the exact positions of surfaced nuclear submarines in a matter of minutes.

Developing such a system wasn't cheap! The final cost of developing the GPS was $12 billion.



****A PARTING THOUGHT ****
 What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

LAST CALL Y'ALL


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