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us." These are clean jokes. However, They are, PG - Not intended
for younger readers - PG An apology is the superglue of life. It can
repair almost anything.
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of humor is at the mercy of the rest of us.
Heaven Help
Them
Remember,it is easier to get
older than it is to get wiser

MONDAY NOVEMBER 27,2006

THOUGHT FOR
TODAY: It doesn't matter how hard you've studied;
the material won't be on the exam anyway.
The month before
Christmas! Twas the month before Christmas when all
through our land, Not a Christian was praying nor taking a
stand. Why the PC Police had taken
away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to
sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and
things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers
would say December 25th is just a " Holiday ".
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and
credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something
was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted
Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken &
Fonda. As Targets are hanging their trees upside
down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be
found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and
Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your
ears. Inclusive, sensitive,
Di-ver-si-ty Are words that were used to intimidate
me. Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf
Blitzen On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a
clatter To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our
faith Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and
discarded The reason for the season, stopped before it
started. So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under
your "Dream Tree" Sipping your Starbucks, listen to
me. Choose your words carefully, choose what you
say Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday
! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GRANDPA AND THE
$500.00 Checks
Without any paperwork or for any
reason, this old man everyone called Grandpa started getting a $500 check every
month. So Grandpa and Grandma started cashing them.
It turns out the government made a
mistake with the address; the checks were intended for another person with the
exact same name.
Grandpa then received a notice that
he had to pay back $6,000. Visibly upset, he complained to his grandson, an
accountant.
His grandson asked: "Grandpa, didn't
you wonder why you were receiving checks for doing absolutely nothing?"
Grandpa answered: "I just
assumed the Democrats were back in
power." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BABS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother
if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what
you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and
asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course, I
would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and
asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens!
I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and
asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do
you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a
few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you
find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially',
you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically', we're
living with two hookers and a future
congressman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BABS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Police:
I never gave a ticket to a nun before. I gave a ticket to a guy from the IRS one
time. Got audited the next year. Tell you what, Sister, I'm going
to let his one slide.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Most
of the cooking in our house is done by my husband, but occasionally I get to
make dinner. One day it dawned on me that our eight-year-old daughter was
willing to help me, but not her father, in the kitchen. I asked her why. "Well,
Mom," she replied,"Dad seems to know what he's
doing." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For more than
fifteen years, Christmas in our neighborhood always brought a smile when we
passed one particular house. It proclaimed in bright lights HUMBUG across the
second-storey windows. Over one summer the house was sold, and as Christmas
neared that same year, we drove past the former "Humbug" house. We realized the
new owners did not share the previous occupants' feelings about the season.
Stretched across the upper windows was a large banner advising UNDER NEW
MANAGEMENT. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You
Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When... *You've worn out the handle on your
favourite coffee mug
*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
*You've worn the finish off you coffee table
*The Taster's
Choice couple wants to adopt you
*Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your
house
*You're so wired you pick up FM radio
*Your life's goal is
to "amount to a hill of beans"
*Instant coffee takes too long
*You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can
*You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"
*Your lips are permanently
stuck in the sipping position
*Your first-aid kit contains two pints of
coffee with an I.V.
hook-up ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Research
had been going on for many years as to the invention of the toothbrush.
Researchers knew the purpose of the device, but wanted to know and
acknowledge the originating location. After a very long
and exasperating study the researchers came to their conclusion as to the
origin of the toothbrush. It was decided that the brush was
invented in Kentucky. Intrigued with the discovery, the researchers
were asked by the media how they came to the conclusion. They all
agree it was simple deduction, "If it was invented anywhere else, it would
have been called a
teethbrush." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5
signs you might be a hillbilly 5. You take your dog for a
walk and you both use the same tree.
4. You can entertain yourself
for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
3. The Salvation Army
declined your mattress.
2. You offer to give someone the shirt off
your back and they don't want it.
1. You have the local
taxidermist on speed
dial. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ $igns
You're Really Broke...
American Express calls and says: "Leave home
without it!"
Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath
outside a restaurant.
You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond
with Abe Lincoln
Long distance companies don't call you to
switch anymore.
You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken
in tennis shoes.
You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
Your bologna
has no first name.
You give blood every day ... Just for the orange
juice.
Sally Struther's sends you food.
McDonald's supplies you
with all your kitchen condiments.
At communion you go back for
seconds.
And last but not least...
You rob Peter...and then rob
Paul. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Texan,
trying to impress a Bostonian with tales about the heroes of the Alamo, said,
"I'll bet you never had anyone so brave around Boston." "Ever hear of Paul
Revere?" asked the Bostonian. "Paul Revere?" said the Texan. "Isn't he the
guy who ran for
help?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Recently
someone was browsing through the 40th Anniversary Issue of Reader's Digest
(dated Feb. 1962), came across this reprint from the Washington News and
found it quite interesting considering our current debates! The
Quote: Vice President Lyndon Johnson received the following message from an
Indian (Native American) on a reservation: "Be careful with your immigration
laws. We were careless with
ours."
****
Quickies ****
Q.
What's the most common cause of hearing loss amongst men?
A. Wife saying
she wants to talk to him
There
are two types of people: Those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!"
and those who say, "Ah, there you are.!"
My doctor is always innovative. Now I don't even
have to go see him; I just stick my tongue into the fax machine.
Father
teaching his daughter to drive: "Stop on red, go on green, and take it easy when
I turn purple."
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Coffee
A group of alumni, highly established
in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. The
conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned
with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic,
glass, crystal, some plain-looking, some expensive, and some
equisite - telling them to help themselves
to the coffee.
After all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the
professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were
taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for
you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems
and stress."
"Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the
coffee. In most cases, it's just more expensive and in some cases even hides
what we drink . What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you
consciously went for the best cups...and then began eyeing each other's
cups."
"Consider this: Life is the coffee, and the jobs, houses, cars,
things, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold
and contain life, and the type of cup we have does not define nor change the
quality of life we live. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we
fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us. He brews the coffee, not the cups
... enjoy your coffee
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**** COUNTRY CALENDAR ****
-24-
Tom C. Fouts "Captain Stubby," of Captain Stubby and the
Buccaneers, born 1918.
Frenchy "Stoney" Edwards born Seminole, OK 1929.
The Carter Family recorded "Lonesome Valley"/"Wabash
Cannonball," for Ralph Peer and Victor Records 1929.
Johnny Carver born Jackson, MS 1940.
James Bryan, Bluegrass/fiddle, born Mentone, AL 1953.
Sonny James released "Young Love," 1956.
Tom T. Hall recorded "Me And Jesus/Turn It On, Turn It On, Turn
It On" 1971.
Marty Robbins released "The Best Part Of Living/Gone With The
Wind" 1971.
Asher Sizemore, age 69, Grand Ole Opry, died in Arkansas 1975.
"Wanted, The Outlaws," the first million selling Country album
in history, certified platinum 1976.
Emil Dopyera, age 74, died in 1977. Emil is credited with
inventing the Dobro.
Waylon Jennings' single "Come With Me" topped the charts
1979.
Loretta Lynn's mother Clara Webb Butcher, died in 1981.
Sony released "Deryl Dodd" 1998.
Chet Atkins & Jerry Reed released their duet albums "Me
& Chet/Me & Jerry" 1998.
Glen Campbell, age 67, was arrested by Phoenix police for
Drunken Driving, Hit and Run, and Aggravated Assault on a Police Officer
2003.
-25-
Biff Collie, disc jockey/show promoter, born Little Rock, AR
1926.
The Carter Family recorded "Lonesome Pine Special," for Victor
Records 1930.
Walter "Ralph" Emery debuted as the host of WSM's all night show
1957.
Amy Grant born Agusta, GA 1960.
Eddie Stubbs, fiddler/WSM show host/Grand Ole Opry announcer,
born Gaithersburg, MD 1961. Eddie was a member of the Johnson Mountain
Boys, and played in Kitty Wells' band, prior to going to WSM.
Glen Campbell's single "By The Time I Get To Phoenix" charted
1967.
Tanya Tucker and her piano player (Tony Brown,) were drinking in
a Nashville bar in 1976. After a few hours, Tanya left the bar and
wrecked the car she was driving, almost killing herself. Tanya's father fired
Brown, and a short time later, Tony Brown was Elvis Presley's piano player.
Jimmy Bowen released his "Best of Jimmy Bowen" in 1991.
Garth Brooks released his "Sevens," album in 1997.
Bear Family released Charlie Feathers' album "Rare &
Unissued Recordings." 1998.
Daryl Singletary injured, when the horse he was riding on,
stumbled and fell in 1999. The accident occurred at Daryl's in-laws ranch
in Texas. He received a broken collarbone and numerous bruises.
Elton Britt's album "Ridin' with Elton" was released in
2000, twenty-eight years after his death.
Kenny Rogers' hit the road with his "Kenny Rogers &
Friends Celebrate The Season" Christmas tour 2004. Rebecca Lynn
Howard and Billy Dean also performed.
Bobby Lee House, age 55, songwriter, died 2004.
-26-
Rev. Andrew Jenkins, blind
preacher/singer/songwriter/multi-instrumentalist, born in Jenkinsburg,
GA1885. Andrew wrote over 800 songs, and recorded over
100 records.
Shell Smith, guitarist/recording artist, born Carroll County, MS
1895.
Charles "Gabe" Ward, "Hoosier Hot Shots," born Knightstown, IN
1904
Jimmie Revard, bandleader of the "Oklahoma Playboys" born
Pawhuska, OK 1909.
Bonnie Lou's single "Daddy-O" debuted on Billboard's Chart
1955.
Jerry Reed released "If The Good Lord's Willin'," 1955.
Mac Wiseman released "I Hear You Knockin'," 1955.
Hawkshaw Hawkins and Jean Shepard married on stage, in Wichita,
KS 1960.
Linda Davis born Dodson, TX 1962.
A&M released Rita Coolidge's album "The Lady's Not for Sale"
1972.
Merle Haggard recorded "Always Wanting You," 1974.
Shania Twain's "Greatest Hits" album topped the chart in
2004.
-27-
Werly Fairburn, singer/songwriter/member Louisiana Hayride, born
New Orleans, LA 1924.
Eddie Rabbitt born Brooklyn, NY 1941.
Michael Emery was born to Ralph and Joy Emery 1967.
Guitarist James "Jimmy" Wiedner," was shot and killed in a
hold-up in Downtown Nashville in 1973. Jimmy was Hank Snow's lead guitar
player.
Bob Attlesey, age 77, of "The Shelton Brothers" died 1986.
Charline Arthur, age 58, died 1987.
Johnny Russell and Sheila Williams Allen married 1991.
Joe Diffie joined the Grand Ole Opry 1993.
Clint Black and Lisa Hartman Black's #1 "When I Said I Do"
debuted on Billboard's Top 40 Chart in 1999.
Elvis Presley was inducted into the Gospel Music Hall of Fame in
2001.
Farm Aid 2003, aired on PBS on Thanksgiving night. The show was
taped in Columbus, OH on September 7th, 2003.
Lonestar's single "Mr. Mom" topped the charts in 2004.
****
COUNTRY MUSIC NEWS ****
Guitarist says
humiliating treatment caused him to quit Opry
NASHVILLE, Tenn.
(AP) -- A longtime guitarist on the Grand Ole Opry said he left the show after
53 years because of "humiliating" treatment over the past several
months.
Jimmy "Spider" Wilson, who quit the show Friday, said he was
unhappy with several management decisions and policies, but the 71-year-old said
he resigned mainly because of his exclusion from "Grand Ole Opry Live"
telecasts.
One hour of Saturday's Opry is televised on the cable channel
Great American Country. Even though he was part of the Opry house band, he said
he would sometimes be the only member excluded from the television
show.
He would play during the non-TV segments of the legendary WSM-AM
650 radio broadcast, which he said do not pay as well.
Wilson, who
joined the band in 1953 at the age of 18, said the entire band received notice
of his exclusion in e-mails from music director Steve Gibson.
"It would
say, 'I need everybody minus Spider,' stuff like that," Wilson said. "It went on
for a while, and I got tired of it. Why don't you just put on your e-mails who
you do need and don't put whomever you don't need? Don't put their name on it.
It is just sort of a humiliating thing."
Wilson said he discussed his
unhappiness over the e-mail situation about six weeks ago and assumed it had
been resolved. But a similar group e-mail was sent Nov. 16. Three Opry band
members confirmed receiving such group e-mails.
Gibson could not be
reached for comment by The Associated Press on Sunday, but Grand Ole Opry vice
president and general manager Pete Fisher told The Tennessean that the decision
not to include Wilson in certain performances was "a casting decision" made by
Gibson.
Fisher said as many as 60 musicians can be included during the
television portion, the majority of which are musicians accompanying the guest
singers.
"The decisions that were made as to which musicians would
perform on television are decisions not unlike those that are made in recording
studios each and every day: casting the appropriate musician to the right song,"
he said.
Fisher added that Gibson's e-mail was "most likely intended to
simplify the communication."
"It is certainly not a reflection of the
very high regard that we have for Spider and his talents. ... Spider Wilson is
one of the greatest guitar players there ever was," he said.
Band member
Larry Paxton said he didn't think the e-mail was meant to be disrespectful
because other band members also weren't needed during various TV
broadcasts.
"There are e-mails that say, 'No Larry,'" Paxton said. "It is
not just Spider."
Whatever the case, Wilson believes quitting "was the
right thing," even though he said he'll miss playing in the band.
"I'll
miss it because it's been the biggest part of my life for a lot of years," he
said. "My work at the Opry over the years has been the next thing to a religion
to me."
Boe Tucker Has Passed
Away
Boe Tucker, a country music manager who was
the guiding force in his daughter Tanya Tucker's career, died Thursday of lung
cancer. He was 79.
"Boe was driven and committed to Tanya and contributed
greatly to her career," said Bill Carter, who managed Tanya during the 1970s.
"Especially when she was young, he traveled with her, was there with her all the
time, and made it possible for a 13-year-old to have a career.
"He went
beyond being a parent, but he was there in troubled times, like during the Glen
Campbell relationship," Carter said of Tanya's highly publicized, extremely
volatile relationship with the country singer in the 1980s. "Boe was always
there to pick up the pieces."
He also launched the career of his oldest
daughter, LaCosta, who had a No. 3 hit with "Get on My Love Train" on Capitol
Records in the 1970s.
Always protective, and at times even controlling,
Mr. Tucker remained a constant presence in Tanya's glamorous but often erratic
life.
"He was tough, but he was honest, and his family was his whole
world — that included their careers," said Patsi Bale Cox, who co-wrote Tanya's
1997 autobiography, "Nickel Dreams." "He would do business on a handshake and he
believed in that."
He was an old-school, free-wheeling show-biz type who
was rough around the edges but full of soft spots inside for his family. He
instilled his "Tucker Tough" demeanor in Tanya.
"Yeah, I've always put up
a good front," Tanya told The Tennessean in 1997. "That stems from my dad. He
always said, 'If you feel bad, don't tell them. Do your job and go on.' So I
just put a wall up. There are times when I feel fearful and afraid, but you've
just got to plow on through it."
Her father remained such a looming
presence in her life that she delivered her 1994 Super Bowl performance largely
for him. "The only face I could visualize watching me on any of those millions
of television sets was my dad's," she wrote in her book. "After all … he's the
one I've been trying to please all these years."
Mr. Tucker was born in
Colgate, Okla., one of eight kids. His father left when he was young, and he
told Tanya that he wasn't really named, so he selected his own name. While he
preferred the spelling "Boe," Tanya always preferred "Beau," and used that
spelling for her son's name, according to Cox.
During the 1960s, Mr.
Tucker, then a construction worker in Southwest cities such as Seminole, Texas,
and Wilcox, Ariz., encouraged Tanya's singing career after he and his wife,
Juanita, discovered their 6-year-old's impressive abilities. He would drive her
many miles to see singers such as Mel Tillis, Ernest Tubb and Little Jimmy
Dickens, who were performing at local fairs. Often he negotiated an opening
performance slot for Tanya.
He made tapes of Tanya singing in their
living room when she was 9 but he couldn't get anyone interested. He moved his
family to Phoenix, where she appeared on a children's television program, and
then to St. George, Utah, where she landed a cameo role in the 1972 Robert
Redford movie "Jeremiah Johnson."
The family eventually moved to
Henderson, Nev., near Las Vegas, to help Tanya's career. "She was pretty much
his Job One,' said Chet Flippo, CMT's editorial director, who penned the famous
1974 Rolling Stone cover story on Tanya. "He was extremely proud of her and very
protective. Obviously, his managerial skills were self-learned, but I think he
did a lot to launch her. Obviously, Tanya was his life's work."
He
financed Tanya's demo tape in Vegas, and after countless rejections, a copy was
given to actress/songwriter Dolores Fuller, which led to Billy Sherrill'd
signing Tanya to Columbia and releasing her debut album, Delta Dawn, in 1972.
Mr. Tucker bought an old touring bus on the side of which he painted "Tanya
Tucker," and hired a five-piece band. They hit the road, with Mr. Tucker serving
as road manager and his wife in charge of wardrobe and makeup. Hits such as
"What's Your Mama's Name," "Blood Red and Goin' Down" and "Would You Lay with Me
(In a Field of Stone)" soon followed.
Tanya Tucker, 48, who was in
Nashville on Friday, will fulfill her obligation to perform in Reno, Nev.,
today.
"He would want her to work," said her publicist/assistant, Laura
Lacy. "He would want her to go ahead and do what she needed to do. This has been
the dynamic for 40 years. It was so much about work and the management
relationship they had. Although it was father and daughter, it was a lot about
business, too."
No funeral arrangements have been made. Besides Tanya,
Mr. Tucker is survived by his wife, Juanita; his son, Don, of Nashville; his
daughter LaCosta, also of Nashville; and eight grandchildren.
•
Vince Gill Gets Guitar From Buck Owens
Vince Gill receives a Buck Owens guitar from
Buck's Bakersfield, Calif. radio station, KUZZ.
November 22, 2006--While
on tour in Bakersfield, Calif., Vince Gill recently stopped by the late legend
Buck Owens' radio station, KUZZ, where he found a surprise awaiting him. Way
back in 1991 during Vince's performance at the Kern County Fair, Buck had
presented him with one of his signature red, white and blue acoustic guitars.
That guitar currently hangs in Vince's office.
After Buck's death
earlier this year, his family and friends were going through his personal items
and came across another red, white and blue guitar, one of the rare 1964 Gibson
models that Buck gave to very few people. This one carried a gold plaque that
read, "To Vince Gill I finally got it right! A fan, Buck Owens March 5, 1992."
Friends said they believe that Buck, after having watched Vince play,
regretted giving him a lesser model and was planning to make up for the gaffe by
presenting him a finer version.
No one knows why Buck never delivered
the better guitar, but KUZZ program director Evan Bridwell made it right by
presenting it to the stunned Vince. Afterward Vince commented to a KERO-TV
reporter, "I honestly will treasure it. I still have the notes that I would get
from Buck from time to time when I’d make a new record he’d like. He would say
‘I love this new record, and I’m singing it in my shows down here at the Crystal
Palace.’ I feel like he genuinely liked some of the stuff I did, and that meant
the world to me."
Eddy Arnold and his wife Sally will
celebrate their 65th Wedding Anniversary
This
Tuesday Nov. 28th Eddy Arnold and his wife Sally will celebrate their 65th
Wedding Anniversary........Submitted by Don Stewart

**** Amy's Kitchen
****
The Rainbow Parfait
1 scoop vanilla ice cream 1 scoop chocolate ice
cream 1 scoop strawberry ice cream 1 tbsp. crushed pineapple 1 tbsp.
chopped maraschino cherries 1 tbsp. chopped coconut 1 tbsp.
blueberries 1 tbsp. Cool Whip 1 tsp. chocolate bits
Spread
cherries along the bottom of a parfait (see through glass). Drop a scoop of
vanilla ice cream on top, then add some crushed pineapples. Place the chocolate
ice cream on top of it all and sprinkle on the chopped coconut. Place the
strawberry ice cream on top and pour in the blueberries. Swirl on as much
whipped cream as you dare and sprinkle with chocolate bits. You can substitute
any flavor of your choice and also for less fat use yogurt in place of ice
cream.
Eggnog
Cookies
2 1/4 cups flour 1 teaspoon baking
powder 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1 1/4
cups granulated sugar 3/4 cup butter, softened 1/2 cup eggnog 1
teaspoon vanilla extract 2 large egg yolks 1 tablespoon ground
nutmeg
Preheat oven to 300 degrees F.
In a medium bowl combine
flour, baking powder, cinnamon and nutmeg. Mix well.
In a large bowl
cream sugar and butter with an electric mixer to form a grainy paste. Add
eggnog, vanilla extract and egg yolks and beat at medium speed until smooth.
Add flour mixture and beat at low speed just until combined. Do not over-mix.
Drop by rounded teaspoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheets 1 inch apart.
Sprinkle lightly with nutmeg. Bake for 23 to 25 minutes or until bottoms turn
light brown. Transfer immediately to a cooling rack. Robbie, Bowling
Green, IN
****
TODAY'S USELESS FACT ****
Why do
people get the hiccups?
I'm not sure why people get hiccups. It
seems like every species has its cross to bear and hiccups is ours (along with
death and taxes). Here's what links in our Hiccup Category say,
however:
Hiccups are a result of irregular movement by the diaphragm, the
muscle that helps you expand and contract your lungs. The sudden rush of air
into the lungs causes the glottis to close, creating the "hic" noise.
The
causes of hiccups are unknown, but they can sometimes be brought on by taking a
cold drink while eating a hot meal, eating very hot or spicy food, laughing
vigorously or coughing.
Quick home remedies include:
* Drinking a
glass-worth of a carbonated beverage with salt in it (to quickly balance out the
potassium-sodium levels in the nervous system).
* Eating a tablespoon of
sugar or honey.
* Gulping down a glass of water while holding your
breath.
****A PARTING THOUGHT
**** I am willing to make
the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them
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