I always know God won't give me more than I can handle,
but there are times I wish He didn't trust me quite so much.

God, grant me the Senility to forget the people
I never liked ,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.

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WEDNESDAY  NOVEMBER 28,2007


THOUGHT FOR TODAY: We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why do humans keep peeing into
their water bowls?

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****A PARTING THOUGHT ****
It lonely at the top, but you do eat better.

LAST CALL Y'ALL
See y'all tomorrow......Jim

HEY, DON'T BE A STRANGER NOW,YA HEAR!
I've learned that the prayer I need to say most often is, "Lord, please keep
your arm around my shoulder and your hand Over My Mouth."
AND I'LL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL
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