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"Friends are God's way of taking care of
us." These are clean jokes. However, They are, PG - Not
intended for younger readers - PG
I always know God won't give me more than I can
handle, but there are times I wish He didn't trust me quite so much.
God, grant me the Senility to
forget the people I never liked , The good fortune to run into the ones
I do, And the eyesight to tell the
difference.

WEDNESDAY JANUARY 2,2008
THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
You've got to get up every
morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction.
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for
years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen
terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back
me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I
hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck
friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...
You might be a redneck if: - It never
occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a redneck if: -You've
never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: - You
still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a redneck if:- You bow
your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if:- You stand
and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if:- You treat
VETERANS with great respect , and always have.
You might be a redneck if:- You've
never burned an American flag.
You might be a redneck if:- You know
what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if:- You
respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if:- You'd
give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is
because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have
the same beliefs as those talked about in this email. God Bless the USA! May the
LORD bless you & yours.............. Patty ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It was 2
am and a California Highway Patrol officer was sitting behind a billboard,
eating a donut and watching his radar gun. Suddenly WHOOOOOM!!!! A car speeds
past him topping out at 104 miles per hour. The cops jumps in his car and
chases after the reckless driver.
He sees the speeding car weaving all
over the road, and when the cop put on his siren, the driver panicked and
drove into the oncoming traffic lane. He zoomed past cars and trucks, all
frantically skidding and honking their horns. Somehow the cop was able to
keep pace with the guy, and the driver did a 180 and drove in the opposite
direction. The cop did a U-Turn and followed the car, and watched the guy
break through a guard rail, over a cliff and land safely on the road below,
only to have the car engine start smoking and die.
The cop scrambled
down the cliff to find the driver staggering out of his car, obviously
drunk.
"Are you drunk or something?" he screamed at the
driver.
"Of course," replied the guy, "You think I'd ride this scary
roller- coaster sober?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A blonde is roller-skating down
the board-walk one day. She's just skating along in her lycra pants, smiling
at everyone, listening to her Walkman. She decides
that she really needs a haircut. She skates into the first salon she sees and
goes up to the hairdresser and says, "I need a haircut." The hairdresser
checks her out and says, "OK, sit down and take off your headphones." "No
way!" shouts the blonde, "If I take off my headphones, I'll die!" "Then I
can't give you a haircut," replies
the hairdresser.
So the blonde gets up
and leaves and skates further down the board-walk. She sees another salon,
goes in, and says to the hairdresser, "I need a haircut... but you can't take
off my headphones or I'll die!" The hairdresser looks at her a little weird,
but says, "OK, no problem. Have a seat." So the blonde sits down and
the hairdresser comes up behind her, and when she isn't looking, rips
the headphones off her head.
Suddenly
the blonde starts choking, and soon turns blue in the face, then keels over
and dies right there in the salon chair. The hairdresser is a little freaked
by this. The hairdresser leans over and cautiously listens into the blonde's
headphones and hears...
"Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe
out..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I might point out that I
love blondes my daughter Amy,and several grand daughters and maybe my great
grand daughter will be a blonde.And of course my favorite race driver Sarah
Fisher is a blonde, so don't take the jokes too seriously.I'm just a
joker......Jim ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ While hiking in the
countryside, my friend Ev and I spotted a huge bed of mushrooms that we knew to
be edible. We gathered a large basketful and sauteed them that night. My husband
Dick refused to eat them, thinking they might be poisonous. Two weeks later, Ev
and I gathered some more mushrooms. This time, Dick joined us.
"How is it
that you're eating these mushrooms tonight," I asked, "when you wouldn't touch
the ones we brought home two weeks ago?"
"I thought about it," Dick
explained seriously, "and I figured it would be better to be found dead with you
two than to try to explain two dead women in our
home." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Resolutions [M]y resolutions fade
as, [Y]early promises I trade.
[B]ut now I try to be more
aware. [E]mbracing things with ardor. [L]istening with such
care [T]rying, just a little harder.
[I]ntroduce a little
culture, [S]top some abuse.
[T]ry to forgive, for a start. [O]ffer
up my blinded eyes. [O]pen my timid, shy heart.
[T]o give more
Love. [I]gnite my passionate soul. [G]et guidance from above. [H]ave
fun, not set a goal. [T]ime to go, gotta move!
by,Janet Keith
2005 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My office is responsible for all the
construction that takes place on the college campus. When we were advised that a
large piece of concrete had fallen from a crane onto a van, we rushed to the
scene. Fortunately, no one was hurt, but the van was flattened. All that had to
be done was to remove the van and inform the owner. We soon discovered we didn't
have far to go: The van belonged to the crane
operator. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Some time back, my cousin, Steve moved to a
new apartment. Steve had a business commitment out of town that weekend and
so I and my three brothers all chipped in to help his wife move the
furniture. The new apartment was on the third floor. We hauled everything up
the three flights of stairs and around the tight corner through the kitchen
put them where they belonged.
Finally, we came to the large couch.
After hauling it up three flights to the top of the stairs, we discovered it
would not go around the corner through the kitchen. We took it back out into
the hall and turned it and tried again. It still wouldn't fit.
Finally
all of us boosted the couch from the back of the truck up the side of the
building. From the third floor, we passed the couch up and over the railing
of the tiny balcony and in through the sliding doors into the living room. We
all collapsed on the couch to catch our breath and made a pact that we would
not tell Steve how we got the couch into the apartment. "The next time he
moves," we conspired, "he will have to figure out how to get the couch out of
there on his own. It will be our little secret. He will have to take a saw to
it!"
As luck would have it, Steve found a place he liked better about
three months later. It really was a busy weekend at work, and none of us
were available to help move. We waited eagerly to hear from Steve but
there was nothing. Finally, after several days of waiting, I asked
Steve, "So, did you get everything moved OK?"
"Sure," he
replied.
"Did you run into any problems?"
"No."
"Now, wait
a minute, we had to drag the couch up the outside of the building and haul it
over the railing! How did you get it out of the living room? It didn't fit
through the kitchen!"
Steve looked at me with total disbelief and said,
"Geez, you idiots, the legs unscrew!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anyone who's ever
been to a "teaching hospital" knows to expect a group of students to descend
upon them at any time. I was in the recovery room, and saw a bunch of students
gather around a beautiful blonde who, even in a gown, was obviously well
endowed.
Recovery is an excellent place for student doctors to become
familiar with variations in heartbeats, while the body comes back to normal from
the operation and the anesthesia, by using a simple stethoscope.
The
first student approached her calmly and proceeded to listen intently. The group
was silent for a moment. The woman hesitated, then looked sympathetically into
the eyes of the doctor-to-be. Reaching up, she gently placed the earpieces into
his ears. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My friend received a
package from the Navy containing the civilian clothes her son was wearing
when he left for boot camp at Great Lakes.
Not wanting to open the box,
she put it away. This cracked up her husband, who accused her of being a
sentimental old fool.
"I'm not being sentimental," she shot back. "I'm
realistic. His shoes, socks, and underwear have been inside that box for two
whole weeks.... and I'm not going to be the one to open
it!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle.
"I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your
life."
"But, uncle Larry, I'm not getting married
until tomorrow," protested his nephew.
"I
know...." replied the uncle.
"That's exactly what I
mean." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A woman walked into a pet store. "I
haven't got much money," she told the clerk. "Would you let a kitten go
cheap?"
"I'd let them, ma'am," the clerk said. "But they'd prefer to
meow."
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blessed.
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sown.
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**** COUNTRY
CALENDAR ****
-2-
1904 - Country Music fan dancer Sally Rand, was born Harriet
Helen Gould Beck, in Elkton, Missouri.
1926 - Harold Bradley, session-guitarist, was born today in
Nashville. Harold was a session
guitar player in Nashville for over fifty years, and is believed to be
the most recorded guitar
player in history. Harold and Owen Bradley were brothers. Harold is
currently the President of the Nashville Musicians Union.
1936 - Roger Dean Miller 1936~1992, singer, songwriter,
guitarist and TV host was born today in Fort Worth, Texas. Roger worked in Faron
Young's band in 1962 as songwriter, and drummer. His first chart hit was his
self-penned RCA Victor single "You Don't Want My Love" in 1960. Roger was
inducted into the NSHF in 1973 and the CMHF in 1995.
1943 - Dick Feller singer,
songwriter and guitarist born in Bronaugh, Missouri.
1954 - John Barlow Jarvis, songwriter, pianist, session
player, and recording artist born Pasadena, California.
1961 - Buck Owens’ released
"Foolin’ Around" b/w "High As The Mountains" in 1961. This was Buck’s first #1
record according to Cashbox magazine.
1962 - Buck Owens released "Nobody’s Fool But Yours," the
single charted the following month and topped out at #11 on Billboard’s country
chart.
1965 - Merle Haggard’s Tally
Records single "My Friends Are Gonna Be Strangers," written by Liz Anderson,
charted today and climbed to #10, remaining on the charts for 22 weeks. This was
Merle's 4th chart hit, and was the song that inspired the name of
Hag’s band, "The Strangers."
1968 - Capitol Records released Buck Owens’ album "It Takes
People Like You To Make People Like Me." The album charted two weeks later and
went to #1. Three singles were released from this album; The title track went to
#2 on the Singles chart. "Where Does The Good Times Go" went to #1, and "Let The
World Keep On A Turnin'" w/Buddy Alan topped out at #7.
1970 - Marty Robbins recorded "My
Woman, My Woman, My Wife" in Nashville. Marty wrote
the song and Bob Johnston produced the session. The session
players included: Marty Robbins~vocals; Ray Edenton~guitar; Jack Pruett~guitar;
Charlie Daniels~guitar; Jerry Shook~guitar; Pete Wade~guitar; Bill
Pursell~piano; Norbert Putnum~bass; Richard Morris~vibes, mirambas, and bells.
The Columbia single went to #1 on Billboard and became Marty’s 53rd chart
single, and his 14th #1 hit. This record won a Grammy for Best Country Song of
1970.
1972 - Arthur Lee "Red"
Smiley 1925~1972, age 46, guitarist of "Reno & Smiley" (formed 1951) died
from diabetes in 1972.
1974 - Woodward Maurice ‘Tex’ Ritter 1905~1974,
age 68, died in Nashville, today. Member of the Grand Ole Opry (1965), Tex was
inducted into the CMHF in1964, NSHF in 1971, and the Texas CMHF in 1998. Tex has
also been inducted into the Cowboy Hall of Fame. My friend's dream of "Hillbilly
Heaven," is now reality.
1979 - Wayne Walker 1925~1979, age 53, Hall of
Fame songwriter, died in Nashville. A few examples of a Wayne Walker penned
tune: "Are You Sincere," "All The Time" w/Mel Tillis, "Cut Across Shorty"
w/Marijohn Wilkin, "Leaving On Your Mind," "Burning Memories" and many more. A
few artists who recorded Wayne's songs: Eddy Arnold, Ray Price, Patsy Cline,
Kitty Wells, Webb Pierce, Carl Smith, Ernest Tubb, George Strait, Janie Fricke,
Ann Murray, Jack Greene, Andy Williams, Mel Tillis, Elvis, and many more.
Wayne's "All The Time" was named Billboards Song of the Year in 1967, and he was
inducted into the NSHF in 1975.
1994 - Faith Hill’s debut
Warner single "Wild One" went to #1 on the country charts. Pat Bunch, Jamie
Kyle, and Will Rambeaux wrote the song, it remained on the chart for 20 weeks, 4
weeks at #1. Faith's follow-up release "Piece Of My Heart" also climbed the
chart to #1. Bert Bems and Jerry Ragovoy wrote the song. Faith was honored by
the CMA as their Female Vocalist of the Year in 2000.
2003 - Macey Marie Wills
was born to Mark and Kelly Wills.
2004 - Josh Turner’s debut
MCA Nashville album "Long Black Train" was certified Gold by the
RIAA.
2006 - Louise Scruggs
1927~2006, age 78, wife and business manager of Earl Scruggs died at Baptist
Hospital in Nashville. Louise was the recipient of the 25th Annual "IFCO Tex
Ritter Award" in 1999. This prestigious award recognizes the recipients for
their contributions to country music, the music community, and fans
everywhere
**** COUNTRY MUSIC NEWS
****
GEORGE JONES - Now Released: The
Complete UA Recordings
GEORGE JONES
Now Released: The
Complete UA Recordings
George Jones is the genuine article ... a stone,
hardcore country singer through and through. Admired by his peers, country fans
and rock stars alike for his distinctive voice and unique phrasing, this Texas
born entertainer has set the standards that others followed. He’s enjoyed a six
decade recording career that established him as the second most charted country
artist of all time, the first being Eddy Arnold who had begun making records
some ten years earlier.
In 1962 he signed a deal with United Artists
Records, commencing a 30 month recording career that created 16 chart singles
and consolidated his status as one of country music’s top attractions. Now Bear
Family has collected all Jones’ UA recordings – 150 in total – and released them
in a 5 cd box set.
George Jjones She Thinks I Still Care
(Bear
Family BCD 16818 EK)
Born in Saratoga, Texas, George Jones began his
phenomenal career by singing for tips in the streets of nearby Beaumont and, by
the late 1940s, was performing on local radio stations. In 1954, fresh out of
his two year service with the U.S. Marines, he cut his first record – No Money
In This Deal, for Starday Records – and, the following year, scored his first
hit, Why Baby Why, which rose to number 4 in the Billboard charts. The
association with Starday brought the singer in contact with Houston area
juke-box and slot machine operator Harold ‘Pappy’ Daily (one of the label’s
co-owners, the other being Lefty Frizzell’s ex-manager, Jack Starnes) and the
relationship continued through the short-lived Starday-Mercury alliance. It was
Daily who had advised that Jones “sing like George Jones” rather than emulate
the music’s foremost stars like Roy Acuff, Lefty Frizzell and Hank
Williams.
It was during the Starday-Mercury, and later Mercury, period
that his distinctive vocal styling began evolving. As acclaimed author Rich
Kienzle comments in this box set’s accompanying book, “his keening, edgy
nasality morphed into a more distinctive type of phrasing. Overtones of Hank and
Acuff remained, but Jones’ voice moved into a lower register. He could wrench
emotion out of a phrase or lyric by bearing down on it as he sang.” Such vocal
maturity can be heard in the Mercury hits as The Window Up Above and The Tender
Years and, by that time, he began influencing others then developing their own
careers, among them Buck Owens who felt that Jones was “the greatest thing since
sliced bread”.
When Mercury executive Art Talmadge left the label and
moved to United Artists, ‘Pappy’ Daily and George Jones quickly followed. Only
four years old, UA Records was originally created to distribute United Artists’
movie soundtracks, but branched out to become a hip jazz label with other genres
soon being taken onboard. Daily became the label’s country music producer and
Jones immediately established himself as the label’s biggest country artist,
kicking off with his first single She Thinks I Still Care, a seven week
chart-topper penned by Dickie Lee.
The other chart records for the label
were Sometimes You Just Can’t Win, Open Pit Mine, A Girl I Used To Know, Big
Fool Of The Year, Not What I Had In Mind, I Saw Me, You Comb Her Hair, My Tears
Are Overdue, Something I Dream, Where Does A Little Tear Come From, The Race Is
On, Least Of All, Wrong Number, What’s Money and World’s Worst Loser, the last
three titles being released after Jones had left the label. He also scored a
handful of hits with Melba Montgomery, arguably the best of his duet partners
over the years, with We Must Have Been Out Of Our Minds being the first of their
successes together.
Supporting the singles were a succession of fine
albums – with the period at the start of his UA association (late March 1962)
resulting in a number of Nashville produced sessions that resulted in several
different concepts ...... the gospel Homecoming In Heaven and the tribute
collections, George Jones Sings Bob Wills, My Favorites Of Hank Williams and The
Hits Of His Country Cousins. All rate among the singer's best work although
‘Pappy’ Daily might not have been pleased as there was virtually none of his
published songs (the Daily owned Glad Music) among them! Instead Jones, sticking
with obvious favourites, gave inspired treatments to a succession of country
gold standards ... Bubbles In My Beer, Take Me Back To Tulsa, Time Changes
Everything, San Antonio Rose and more from the Wills catalogue; Mansion On The
Hill, Wedding Bells, You Win Again, Your Cheatin’ Heart from Williams; and It’s
A Sin, Give My Love To Rose, Don’t Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes, Wings Of A
Dove and A Little Bitty Tears among the titles selected from the repertoires of
his contemporaries. The gospel selection probably mollified Daily as this
included several of his published songs, among them Family Bible which had been
written by Willie Nelson but then sold on down the line as its’ author had
desperately needed cash back in his early struggling days.
Among his
other albums, a further tribute album came with George Jones Sings Like The
Dickens, this one dedicated to ‘Little’ Jimmy Dickens, which concentrated upon
ballads that Jones admired like A Rose From A Bride’s Bouquet, We Could and Take
Me As I Am (Or Let Me Go), and The Best Of George Jones, which wasn’t a hits
package but, rather, mainly a collection of songs that the singer wrote or had
an involvement with, like remakes of Ragged But Right and Color Of The Blues,
the Cajun flavoured You Done Me Wrong and a couiple of instrumentals that
showcased the talents of his band, The Jones Boys - Jonesy and Cuttin’ A
Rug.
Providing a whole new dimension to the Jones career were the highly
acclaimed duets with Melba Montgomery, the Tennessee born singer who had already
earned the title of “the female George Jones” and the possessor of a voice that
couldn’t be anything but country. “Singing together”, writes book author
Kienzle, “they created eerie, almost other-worldly harmonies”. The duo broke
into the charts with We Must Have Been Out Of Our Minds in May 1963, a song that
Montgomery wrote and is generally regarded as their definitive duet, and their
first album What’s In Our Hearts earned a Top 3 placing in early 1964. More hits
followed - What’s In Our Heart, Let’s Invite Them Over, Please Be My Love and
Multiply The Heartaches – as well as a second album, Bluegrass Hootenanny, which
tied the album’s bluegrass flavour to the overused folk revival term. Among the
songs recorded for this collection were Blue Moon Of Kentucky. Rollin’ In My
Sweet Baby’s Arms, House Of Gold and Wait A Little Longer, Please Jesus.
Reflecting on the duet recordings, Jones commented in his 1996
autobiography, “I’m not saying Melba and I were the first to sing male-female
duets in country music because we weren’t. And I’m not saying we were the best.
But Melba said recently that she thinks we popularized the male-female format
and I agree.” The two were to record together again when ‘Pappy’ Daily moved
them both to Musicor Records in 1964, a new label headed up former executive Art
Talmadge. (While at Musicor, Jones scored further duet success with Gene Pitney:
these recordings have been released by Bear Family as a single cd – BCD15790
AH)
This five cd collection brings together all George Jones’ recordings
for United Artists – 150 titles including six hitherto unreleased items, I Saw
Me, Alabama, Wouldn’t It Be Something, Let’s Go Home, Is This How A Broken Heart
Dies and a duet with Melba Montgomery, Will There Ever Be Another.
The
accompanying LP size book provides a good overview of this period of George
Jones’ career, spotlighting the various recording sessions and songs; insights
into his rowdy lifestyle and hardly cordial relationship with Daily; and
comments from such as Melba Montgomery, Buck Owens and Jones himself. The book
also contains a wealth of photographs and full
discography. McCready released from
jail
Associated Press
FRANKLIN -- Mindy McCready, who was
sentenced in September for violating probation from a 2004 drug arrest, has been
released from jail.
The 32-year-old country singer was released Sunday
morning, said a clerk at the Williamson County jail.
The violation
occurred in July when McCready was accused of scuffling with her mother and
resisting arrest at her mother's home in Fort Myers, Fla.
She still must
serve two years' probation.
Her attorney, Lee Ofman, said McCready has
learned her lesson and will stay out of trouble.
She had a No. 1 single
in 1996 with "Guys Do It All the Time."
Ray
Price’s 82nd Birthday Concert
7pm Sat. January 12, 2008
Caldwell
Auditorium - 300 S. College Street - Tyler, TX
Seating is General
Admission
Ticket locations: Baskin’s Dept. Stores in Tyler, Longview
& Marshall
Tickets w/credit cards and info toll-free
877-560-0098
Country Music Hall of Fame Member Ray Price will perform in
concert on his 82nd birthday at 7pm, Saturday, January 12, 2008 at Caldwell
Auditorium, 300 S. College Street in Tyler, Texas.
Born Noble Ray Price
in Perryville, Texas, on January 12, 1926, he worked on his family farm in East
Texas during his early years. The family later moved to Dallas when Ray was a
teenager. He attended North Texas Agricultural College in Arlington, Texas,
where he studied veterinary medicine, but left college to join the Marines in
World War II.
In 1946, Ray resumed his college studies, but his love of
music could not keep him away from playing as much as he could. He left his
veterinary studies to pursue his dream of music. After leaving college, Ray
landed a spot on the prestigious "Big D Jamboree", where he gained national
exposure when parts of the show were broadcast over the CBS Radio Network. Ray’s
continued success on the program gave him his first major break and he was
signed by Columbia Records in 1951.
He then moved to Nashville and
became close friends with Hank Williams. Together they co-wrote the hit song
"Weary Blues from Waitin’". Ray performed on many shows with Williams and filled
in for him many times when he was unable to perform. At one time Ray and Hank
shared a house in Nashville. Hank Williams is credited for helping Price to gain
a spot on the Grand Ole Opry and paving the way for him to become one of the
most-significant artists in the history of Country Music.
Ray’s band,
"The Cherokee Cowboys" has been a training ground for legendary artists and
musicians. Some of the artists who have worked in Price’s band include; Willie
Nelson, Roger Miller, Johnny Paycheck, Darrel McCall, Johnny Bush, Frenchie
Burke, Buddy Emmons and Jimmy Day.
From 1952 to the present, Ray has
compiled one of the most distinguished lists of hit records in Country Music. He
is credited with producing the most emotional "honky tonk" music ever recorded.
His lushly-arranged Country-Pop ballads have now become standards in Country
Music. His hits include; "For The Good Times", "Release Me", "Night Life",
"Crazy Arms", "Heartaches By The Numbers", "City Lights", "Danny Boy", and
hundreds more.
He continues to play to sold-out audiences throughout the
world, performing more than 100 concerts each year. He is still one of the
most-active touring artists in all of Country Music, taking his music to The
White House, Symphonys, Performing Arts Centers, Fairs, Casinos, Nightclubs and
Arenas.
in 1996, Ray Price received the highest honor in Country Music,
when he was inducted into The Country Music Hall of Fame. He was presented the
award by his long-time friend, Kris Kristofferson, whe termed Ray "A living link
between Hank Williams and the country singers of today". He was placed in The
Texas Music Hall of Fame in 2000, and was honored with the 2004 "Pioneer
Award" from the Academy of Country Music.
Ray continues to record, and
with the release of his newest solo album , "Time", he continues to receive
critical acclaim by the major music trade papers, live audiences, and his peers.
His new album is pure, traditional country. "You don’t hear a lot of that on the
radio these days", he says.
He recently recorded an album with his
friends Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard. Titled "Last of The Breed", the CD has
received critical acclaim and the trio completed a 40 -city sold-out tour in
September of 2007
To say that Ray Price helped make revolutionary
changes, sometimes controversial changes, in Country Music would be an
understatement.
Ray Price still has the velvety voice and it has
remained remarkably unchanged. He has stayed with his sound throughout the years
and commands the respect of the young artists of today’s Country
Music.
Seating is General Admisson. Advance tickets are priced at $35 and
will be $40 at the door. For information and credit card orders, please phone
toll-free 877-560-0098. The event is presented by Texas National Bank, Marshall
Manor, Landmark Productions and KKUS Radio, "The Ranch", of Tyler,
TX.
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Frozen Chocolate Pistachio Pudding
2 cups crushed graham crackers
1/2 cup margarine or butter, melted 1/4 cup toasted finely chopped nuts
2 packages pistachio instant pudding mix 2 cups milk 1/2 gallon
chocolate ice cream 1 carton frozen whipped topping, thawed Combine
crackers & melted margarine. Press 1 & 1/2 cup of mixture into bottom
of a 9 x 13 inch baking pan. Set aside. Stir nuts, if desired, into remaining
crumbs; set aside. Beat together pudding mix & milk in a medium bowl for
about 2 minutes or until thickened & smooth. Set aside. Quickly soften
ice cream in a large chilled bowl. Stir in pudding mixture. Spread over
crumbs in pan. Freeze for 30 minutes. Spread whipped topping over frozen
mixture; sprinkle with remaining crumb mixture. Cover & freeze until
firm. Let stand at room temperature for 10-15 minutes before serving. Makes
12 servings. Fudgy Brownie Trifle
Easy to assemble, this
layered indulgence will wow chocolate lovers of all ages! Prep Time:15 min
Start to Finish:5 hr 45 min Makes:20 servings
1 package (1 lb
2.3 oz) Betty Crocker® fudge brownie mix 2/3 cup vegetable oil 1/4 cup
water 1 tablespoon instant coffee granules or crystals 2 eggs 1 box
(4-serving size) chocolate fudge instant pudding and pie filling mix 2
cups cold milk 1 bag (8 oz) toffee bits 1 container (8 oz) frozen whipped
topping, thawed 1.Heat oven to 350?F. Grease bottom only of 13x9-inch pan. In
medium bowl, stir brownie mix, oil, water, coffee granules and eggs until
well blended. Spread in pan.2.Bake 28 to 30 minutes or until
toothpick inserted 2 inches from side of pan comes out clean or almost clean.
Cool completely, about 1 hour.3.Cut brownies into 1-inch squares. Place
half of the squares in bottom of 3-quart glass bowl. Make pudding mix
as directed on box for pudding, using milk. Pour half of the pudding
over brownies in bowl. Top with half each of the toffee bits and
whipped topping. Repeat with remaining brownies, pudding, toffee bits
and whipped topping.4.Cover; refrigerate at least 4 hours before
serving. Store covered in refrigerator. Nutrition Information 1
Serving: Calories 300 (Calories from Fat 140); Total Fat 15g (Saturated Fat
6g, Trans Fat 0g); Cholesterol 30mg; Sodium 230mg; Total Carbohydrate 38g
(Dietary Fiber 1g, Sugars 28g); Protein 3g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A
0%; Vitamin C 0%; Calcium 4%; Iron 4% Exchanges: 1 Starch; 1 1/2 Other
Carbohydrate; 0 Vegetable; 3 Fat Carbohydrate Choices: 2 1/2 *Percent
Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Do-Ahead Tip This chocolate
pleaser can be made up to 24 hours ahead of time. You also can bake the
brownies and freeze them tightly covered up to 2 months.Special Touch This
fabulous crowd-pleasing dessert is extra-special when garnished with
chocolate curls or chocolate leaves. © 2007 ®/TM General Mills All Rights
Reserved
**** TODAY'S USELESS FACT
****
Where do cranberries come
from?
The tart little fruits grow on a "low, broadleaf evergreen
vine." Wild cranberries are closely related to blueberries and are smaller than
the cultured variety. They are also one of the few fruits native to North
America. Native Americans mashed cranberries and mixed them with deer meat to
make pemmican, and they also used the berries in ceremonies and to make
medicine.
The scientific name for the plant is Vaccinium macrocarpon.
They grow in New England and the Pacific Northwest, but the state of Wisconsin
accounts for more than half of the 70,000 tons produced annually in the U.S. The
vines are cultivated in beds, called marshes in Wisconsin and bogs everywhere
else.
Fresh cranberries are firm, not squishy, and will bounce if
dropped. They are available from October through December, making them the
perfect ingredient for many a holiday dish. We also learned that the berries
contain a natural preservative called benzoic acid that helps them stay fresh
for a relatively long time -- 2 to 4 weeks in the fridge, or 9 to 12 months in
the freezer.
Cranberries are rich in vitamin C, and 1 cup of the fruit
provides nearly a quarter of the daily requirement for the essential vitamin.
Cranberries are also quite helpful in preventing and treating bladder and
urinary tract infections. In addition, intensive research is currently underway
to determine whether cranberry juice plays a role in preventing cancer. So this
holiday season, pick up a bag at your local grocery store and join the cranberry
craze.
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