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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."
These  are clean jokes. However,
They are,
PG - Not intended for  younger readers - PG

I always know God won't give me more than I can handle,
but there are times I wish He didn't trust me quite so much.


God, grant me the Senility to forget the people
I never liked ,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.


Saturday night following the opry
on 650 WSM,or here on your computer
JANUARY 26 - LEONA WILLIAMS



FRIDAY  JANUARY 25,2008


THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place. Makes sense to me.



When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered

that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this

problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen

that writes in zero gravity, upside down, on almost any surface

including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Enjoy paying your taxes--they're due again.
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B.C. - Bathroom Commode or Baptist Church?
[My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady, always quite delicate and
elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a
week's vacation in Florida, so she wrote to a particular campground and
asked for a reservation.

She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn't
quite know how to ask about the toilet facilities. She just couldn't
bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter. After much
deliberation she finally came up with the old-fashioned term "bathroom
commode." But when she wrote that down, she still felt that she was
being too forward. So she started all over again, rewrote the entire
letter, and referred to the bathroom commode merely as the B.C. "Does
the campground have its own B.C.?" is what she finally wrote.

Well, the campground owner wasn't old-fashioned at all, and when he got
the letter he just couldn't figure out what the woman was talking about.
That B.C. business really stumped him. After worrying about it for a
while, he showed the letter to several campers, but no one could imagine
what the lady meant, either. He knew that the Joe-kster lived in British
Columbia, but that wasn't what the lady was referring to. So the
campground owner, finally coming to the conclusion that the lady must be
asking about the location of the Baptist Church, sat down and wrote the
following reply...]

Dear Madam: I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I
now take the pleasure of informing you that a B.C. is located nine miles
north of the campground, and is capable of seating 250 people at one
time. I admit it is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of
going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to learn that a great
number of our people take their lunches along and make a day of it. They
usually arrive early and stay late. If you don't start early, you
probably will not make it in time. The last time my wife and I went was
six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time
we were there. It may interest you to know that right now, there is a
supper planned to raise money to buy more seats. They're going to hold
it in the basement of the B.C. I would like to say it pains me very much
not being able to go more often, but it surely is no lack of desire on
my part. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort,
particularly in cold weather. If you decide to come down to our
campground, perhaps I could go with you the first time you go, sit with
you, and introduce you to all the other folks. Remember, this is a
friendly community!"
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A jockey is in the parade ring discussing race tactics with the horse's
trainer. The trainer tells the jockey that this is the worst horse he
has in training. It has had 23 races and finished last in every one of
them. If it doesn't win today the milkman will be using it for
deliveries in the morning.

The jockey mounts up and takes the horse down to the start.

The race begins and the horse is 30 lengths behind the pack after only
half a furlong! He gives the horse an great backhand on the rump.

Nothing.

He then gives him a series of sharp slaps on the shoulder.

Nothing.

He then gives him two wallops right on the hindquarters.

The horse comes to a sudden stop, turns to the jockey and says "Will you
stop it with that whip! I have to be up at four in the morning to
deliver the milk"!!
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Bubba and Billy Bob are blondes from Alabama visiting a relative in
Georgia. Walking along Peachtree Street, they see a sign on a store
which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per
pair."

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Bob, Look! We could buy a whole lot of
those, and when we get back to Alabama, we could make a fortune.   Now
when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the
talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us.
I'll speak in my best Georgia drawl."

They go in and Bubba says, "I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts
at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each.   I'll back up my
pickup and ..."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Alabama, aren't you?"

"Well...yes," says a surprised Bubba. "How come you know that?"

The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."
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A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line
of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed
to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though,
were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every
so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss
a soul off to one side into a small pile.

After watching Satan do this several times the fellow's curiosity got
the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing.
"Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for
judgment, but I couldn't help wondering. Why are you tossing those
people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the
others?"

"Ah, those....." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from Michigan.
They're still too cold and wet to burn." Dolores
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A New York family bought a ranch out West where they
intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and
asked if the ranch had a name.

"Well," said the would-be-cattleman. "I wanted to call
it the Bar-J. My wife favored the Suzy-Q. One son liked
the Flying-W, and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y.
So, we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy-Y."

"But where are all your cattle?"

"So far, none have survived the branding."
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A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs, until reaches heavily into the ground with a hard knock over his shell. After recovering his consciousness, he starts to climb the tree again, jumps again, and knocks the ground heavily again. The little turtle insisted again and again after each knock, while a couple of birds sitting at the edge of a branch, looking the turtle with pain..suddenly the female bird says to the male: "Hey dear, I think it's time to tell our little turtle he is adopted".
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You know you're a dog person when...

You have more dog beds, chew toys, collars, leashes, harnesses, and dog crates than you have dogs.

You meet other people with dogs, and remember their dog's call name after 30 seconds, but don't get the owner/handler's name until you've met them 2 or 3 times.

You don't think twice about trading licks of an ice cream cone with your dog.

Your parents give up on grandchildren and start to refer to your dogs as "your kids" or your children." (Bonus: they start to call them "our granddogs.")

90 percent of your Internet connection time goes to the dogs (seeing what's new when you enter your breed into the browser, reading up on multiple lists, checking out photos, sounds and FAQs, etc.).

You have hundreds of pictures of your dogs on your desk at work, in your wallet, etc., but none of your family or yourself.

No one wants to ride in your car because they know they'll get dog hair on their clothes.

You reach into your pockets for change, and liver treats, dog kibble, and pick-up bags fall all over. (Bonus: You've done this in a classy establishment.)

You've had long meaningful discussions with your friends on the best way to trim your dog's nails, but have never had a manicure or pedicure in your lifetime.

Books and movies are ruined for you if the dog references are incorrect.

The highlight of your day is spending time with your dog.

You watch simply awful movies because your breed is either featured in a cameo scene or there's a 3-second camera shot during a crowd scene.

All of your clothes have dog hair on them, even when they come back from the laundromat or dry cleaners.

The only thing your friends, colleagues, and passing acquaintances say to you when they see you is, "How are the dogs?" or "How many dogs do you have now?"

Your photo Christmas cards feature your dogs (humans optional).
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**** ON THIS DAY ****
Our Greatest Wealth

We are born with two eyes in front because we must not always look
behind, but see what lies ahead beyond ourselves.

We are born to have two ears -- one left, one right -- so we can hear
both sides, collect both the compliments and criticisms, to see
which are right.

We are born with a brain concealed in a skull... then no matter how
poor we are, we are still rich, for no one can steal what our brain
contains, packing in more jewels and rings than you can think.

We are born with two eyes, two ears, but one mouth... for the mouth
is a sharp weapon. It can hurt, flirt, and kill. Remember our
motto: talk less, listen and see more.

We are born with only one heart... deep in our ribs it reminds us to
appreciate and give love from deep within.
Author Unknown
~~~~~~~
SMELL THE FLOWERS

Take time to smell the flowers
Don't rush through your day
Stop in to see your neighbor
Have a kind word to say

Bring a smile to a shut-in
Read a story to a child
Visit a friend far away
You haven't seen in awhile

Take time to smell the flowers
Don't let life pass you by
We know not the hour
The bloom will fade and die

Help a homeless person
Living on the street
Help him all you can
Until he's back on his feet

Take time to smell the flowers
Don't rush through your day
Stop in to see your neighbor
Have a kind word to say...

~ Author Unknown
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Today's Links:

Which candidate would make the best U.S. President?
http://www.2008electionprocon.org/   
ya gotta be kiddin...Charlie Daniels or Toby Keith
 
 Hard to Find 800 Numbers
 
Aquatic Lifeforms You Never Caught While Fishing
 
Dangerous Airports
 
 Game Robix
Get 10 marbles to the bottom before the computer does.

Debian Based Linux For Windows
http://apcstart.com/5201/install_linux_from_windows

Carolyn with / The Old Country Church
http://carolynspreciousmemories.com/Spiritual/TheOldCountryChurch.html

Firing The Cleaning Lady
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Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. 
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Organ and Tissue Donation/Transplanation 
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Charlie Daniels is the Newest Opry Member!

Last weekend, the Opry celebrated the induction of Charlie Daniels as its newest member! Read the story at opry.com and watch the moment on YouTube, or visit the Opry's MySpace page to watch Charlie's signature song, "Devil Went Down To Georgia" live from the Opry stage!
See article in Country Music News section



**** COUNTRY CALENDAR
****
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1923 - Rusty Draper 1923~2003, singer, and guitarist was born Farrell Draper, Kirksville, Missouri.
 
 
1924 - Wesley Webb “Speedy” West 1924~2003, pedal steel guitar pioneer, born in Springfield, Missouri. Inducted SGHF 1980.
 
 
1932 - Claude Gray singer, songwriter, and guitarist nicknamed “The Tall Texan” born Henderson, Texas. Claude’s first chart single was “Family Bible” written by Willie Nelson, and released on Mercury in March 1960.
 
 
1938 - The Dixon Brothers recorded “Wreck On The Highway.”
 
 
1945 - Tex Ritter’s “I’m Wastin’ My Tears On You” topped the charts.
 
 
1950 - Lazy Jim Day recorded “When I Worked On The Farm.”
 
 
1954 - Marty Robbins released “My Isle Of Golden Dreams" b/w/"Aloha Oe.”
 
 
1955 - Mike Burch drummer for “River Road” was born on this date.
 
 
1956 - RCA released Elvis Presley’s debut single on their label. Three months later the kid from Memphis had his first #1 record.
 
 
1963 - Disc jockey “Cactus Jack Call,” was killed in a car wreck. On March 3rd, a fund raising show for his family was held in Kansas City. It was on the trip back to Nashville on March 5th, that Patsy Cline, Hawkshaw Hawkins, Cowboy Copas and Randy Hughes, were killed in a plane crash, near Camden, TN.
 
 
1969 - Johnny Cash’s single “Daddy Sang Bass” w/Jan Howard topped the charts.
 
 
1970 - The Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour on CBS-TV included guests Ray Charles, George Gobel, and Gloria Loring.
 
 
1975 - Gene Watson made his chart debut with “Bad Water.”
 
 
1975 - Johnny Russell and Lawanda Lindsey were featured guests on "Hee Haw." 
 
 
1982 - The American Music Awards were presented this evening. Winners in the country category included Willie Nelson, Anne Murray, The Oak Ridge Boys, Barbara Mandrell, and Kenny Rogers who took home three trophies.
 
 
1985 - Reba McEntire’s “How Blue” topped the charts.
 
 
1989 - Laura Lee McBride 1920~1989, age 68, recording artist, and Bob Wills’ first female vocalist, died in Bryan, Texas from cancer. Laura Lee was the daughter of Tex Owens, and her aunt was Texas Ruby. Laura Lee was known as “The Queen of Western Swing.” She was inducted into the Western Swing Hall of Fame in 1989.
 
 1989 - The Judds RCA/Curb album “Heartland” was certified Platinum by the RIAA
 
 
1992 - Emmylou Harris joined the Grand Ole Opry.
 
 
1992 - Tracy Lawrence’s single “Sticks and Stones” became his first #1 hit.
 
 
2000 - Rebel Records released Mike Auldridge’s album “This Old Town.” 
 
 
2000 - King released “David Frizzell Sings Lefty’s Greatest Hits.”
 
 
2003 - Emerson Drives’ “Fall Into Me” debuted on Billboard’s Top 40 Chart.
 
 
2003 - Gabe Tucker 1915-2003, recording artist, musician, artist manager and author,
friend of Col. Tom Parker, died at the age of 87.
 
 
2003 - Terri Clark’s single “I Just Wanna Be Mad” crossed over to Billboard’s Top 40 Chart.
 
 
2005 - Ray Peterson, age 65, recording artist, “Tell Laura I Love Her” died from cancer in Smyrna, Tennessee.
 
 
2006 - Brad Paisley's Arista Nashville album "Time Well Wasted" was certified Platinum by the RIAA. Brad's #1 single "Alcohol" was one of the songs on the album.
 
 
2006 - Carrie Underwood's Arista single "Jesus Take The Wheel" was certified Gold by the RIAA.
 
 
2007 - Emmylou Harris celebrated her 15th anniversary as a member of the Grand Ole Opry.
 
 
 
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1893 - Dennis McGee 1893~1989, Cajun fiddler, and recording artist born Bayou Marron, Louisiana.
 
 
1899 - Howard Doc Hopkins 1899~1988, singer, banjo, and guitarist of the “Cumberland Ridge Runners” born in Wallins Creek, Harlan County, Kentucky.
 
 
1900 - Clayton McMichen 1900~1970, champion fiddler, bandleader, born Allatoona, Georgia.
 
 
 
1928 - James O’Gwynn, “The Smilin’ Irishman of Country Music,” born Winchester, Minnesota.
 
 
1937 - Patsy Montana recorded “I Wanna Be A Cowboy’s Sweetheart.”
 
 
 
1937 - Teddy Lundy born Galax, Virginia.
 
 
 
1942 - Dave Rowland “Dave & Sugar,” born Sanger, California.
 
 
 
1945 - Bob Willis recorded his hit “Rolly Poly.”
 
 
1953 - Grammy winner Lucinda Williams born Lake Charles, Louisiana.
 
 
1958 - Buddy Holly & The Crickets appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show.
 
 
1958 - B. James Lowry, session guitarist was born on this date.
 
 
1959 - Goebel Reeves, age 59, died in Long Beach, California.
 
 
1960 - Janice Rogers files for divorce from Kenny Rogers. They were married in 1958, and have one child Carole Lynne.
 
 
1962 - Leroy Van Dyke’s single “Just Walk On By,” topped the charts.
 

1963 - Skeeter Davis’ biggest hit of her career “The End of the World” made Billboard’s Top 100.
 
 
1971 - Tammy Wynette, George Jones, and Billy Jo Spears were featured guests on “Hee Haw.”
 
 
1974 - Tennessee Ernie Ford, Jody Miller, Tommy Overstreet, and Larry Scott were featured guests on "Hee Haw."
 
 
1979 - The CBS-TV series “Dukes of Hazard” debuted, featuring the hands and voice of Waylon Jennings. The final show aired July 26, 1985.
 
 
1980 - Kristine Oliver of “Sweethearts of the Rodeo,” married Leonard Arnold.
 
 
1981 - Barbara Mandrell’s ABC album “The Best of Barbara Mandrell” was certified Gold by the RIAA
 
 
1992 - Hillary Clinton, appearing on CBS-TV during the presidential campaign, made a comment about Tammy Wynette that caused the country music super-star to fight back. Hillary later apologized to Tammy, for the comment.
 
 
1997 - Super Bowl XXXI featured Mary Chapin Carpenter during the pregame show in the Voodoo Capital of America. a.k.a. New Orleans.
 
 
2001 - Reba McEntire made her Broadway debut with the starring role in “Annie Get You Gun.”
 
 
2005 - Roy Clark announced that he will be taking a medical leave of absence during the first six months of the year, to recuperate from hip surgery scheduled in February.


 **** COUNTRY MUSIC NEWS ****

Country greats make music, memories

Country greats make music, memories
Video shoot is a legends' reunion

It was as if the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum came to life Wednesday as some of the greatest names in country music gathered to tape a video featuring 70 legends singing, talking and swapping stories.

Today is the last day of the three-day shoot for Country's Family Reunion, a nine-DVD set that will be released in the spring. The Larry Black-produced show is ninth in a series.


In this taping, stars such as Roy Clark, Charley Pride, Leroy Van Dyke, Jan Howard, Ray Stevens, Crystal Gayle, David Frizzell and Charlie Louvin sat in comfortable mismatched chairs as they took turns doing what they still do best: entertaining.

"It's a coming home; it is a homecoming, a family reunion for me," said singer Larry Gatlin. Added singer Lynn Anderson, "It's like a class reunion; it's like going back to your old high school."

It was a time of recalling wonderful memories and creating new ones for the group, which also includes Jim Ed Brown, Little Jimmy Dickens, Stonewall Jackson, Janie Fricke, Jean Shepard, Helen Cornelius, Jeannie Seely and Moe Bandy.

Country Music Hall of Famer Bill Anderson, the show's host, said, "When we first started doing this in 1997, we thought we were making entertainment. Looking back on it now, out of the first 35 people who did the show, 16 of them — almost half — are no longer with us: Chet Atkins, Boxcar Willie, Bill Carlisle, Grandpa Jones, Skeeter Davis, Billy Walker.

"We realize now we're not just making entertainment; we're making country music history. What we're doing today in that room is something that five years from now, 10 years from now, maybe 50 years from now will be an insight for people to look and see what country music was like during the era of people in that room."

Some tears flowed
Singer Ed Bruce said the event was a lifetime highlight. "I've had a tear in my eye several times. When you get in a situation like this, you think, 'Well, this has got to be the toughest audience in the world.' It's not. There's so much empathy in there, and mutual love and appreciation. Everyone in there is on your side when you get up."

Singer Shelly West was surrounded by many friends of her late mother, Dottie West. "When I was singing her song 'Country Sunshine,' I could tell they were thinking of her and looking at me. It was an overpowering feeling. I sounded like her in my head even. I was crying when Jeannie Seely sang 'Don't Touch Me' because her and Mom were best friends and I've heard her sing that song all my life."

And the stars are still talking about Don Helms playing "Cold, Cold Heart" on the steel guitar he used when playing with Hank Williams Sr. "When it was over, Vince Gill couldn't speak," Bill Anderson said. "There were tears running down his eyes. He said, 'That's why I'm here.' "

Gill asked Helms to join him on a song. Helms said, "I don't know the song." Gill said, "I don't care."

The group joined together to sing "Happy Birthday" on video for Lynn Anderson's father. "It's like one of the MasterCard advertisements: priceless," she said.

Celebrity columnist Beverly Keel can be reached at (615) 259-8073 or Beverly@tennessean.com.



 Garth's Sold-Out California Wildfire Show Adds Webcast
Pre-Concert Webcast at GarthBrooks.com

Anticipation continues to build for Garth Brooks' five sold-out concerts at L.A.'s Staples Center. Now, Garth is allowing allowing fans from across the country a behind-the-scenes look into the pre-concert activities.

Garth has added a one-hour webcast prior to the first show at . The webcast will air on tomorrow night (1/25) starting at 4:30PM Pacific Time.

Truth be known, my sister and I had already been doing what we could to protect horses from slaughter for quite some time; one more case of great minds thinking alike.

"My family shares our 160-acre ranch in Oklahoma with many horses. I also have a 280-acre racehorse training facility nearby that is equipped with a 7/8 mile track with barns, paddocks, walkers, etc. My sister, Tonni, and I keep as many as 200 horses at any given time. A lot of them are retired and brought up here to live out their lives.

"If we get too many, we sell some at auction. However, when we do sell horses, we put a $3,000 reserve on them so that they are too expensive to purchase for slaughter. If we bring one home that doesn't sell, my sis will work until she finds that horse a home, no exceptions. Sometimes we're faced with the tough decision to have our vet come out to put a suffering horse down. The idea has never occurred to me to send my horse to slaughter as a form of euthanasia, because slaughter isn't euthanasia.

"My heroes have always been horses. The reason we take such good care of our horses is because we respect them tremendously. Historically, the horse has earned this respect by accepting the two-legged rider onto his back, fighting in our battles, and helping to settle the frontier. As Winston Churchill once said, 'There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.'

"We owe a great deal of thanks to horses, and now is the time for us to express that gratitude, because they need our help more than ever. More than 100,000 American horses were slaughtered in the U.S. last year and served up in fancy European restaurants. Texas and Illinois have outlawed the practice, closing down the only three foreign-owned horse slaughterhouses on U.S. soil.

"This is great news, but our fight is far from finished. These companies are taking American horses on trucks several hundred miles without food or water across U.S. borders to slaughterhouses in Mexico and Canada where the slaughter is especially brutal.

"The federal American Horse Slaughter Prevention Act (S. 311/H.R. 503) would close this route by banning the transport of American horses across U.S. borders for the purpose of slaughter. It will also stop the slaughter industry from simply choosing another state to set up shop.

"It's time for Congress to pass the American Horse Slaughter Prevention Act into law. Join me, Willie, Bo Derek, John Corbett, the Animal Welfare Institute and over 75% of Americans in our effort to protect America's horses. Call your elected representatives in Washington, D.C. today and ask them to co-sponsor the American Horse Slaughter Prevention Act (S. 311/H.R. 503).

"For more information on horse slaughter and how you can help make a difference for our horses visit www.awionline.org/. To find your elected representatives, visit www.compassionindex.org/.


Editorial: CHARLIE DANIELS - CAN HE SHORE UP THE CORNERSTONE OF THE GRAND OLE OPRY FOUNDATION

This past Saturday night the Grand Ole Opry brought back to me, memories of the way it used to be and how so many of us wish that it could be again. To induct Charlie Daniels as the newest member was a great thing, because he is so deserving. Southern Rock, yes, but country, you bet he is country. His heart and soul is country and The Grand Ole Opry might have been given a new life with Charlie becoming a member. I don't think we will have to worry about him making appearances when he is home, unlike those that have recently been inducted in the past few years and we don't see them too much, "If you know what I mean."

Someone said to me that Charlie is close to 70 years old or almost in his seventies, and they wondered why the Opry did not make members of Gene Watson, Janie Fricke and several others who are younger. Good question, but I feel that Charlie Daniels has the heart of a 20 year old, and his love of country music and the Grand Ole Opry & his country can never be questioned and I for one, along with the masses believe that it is good for our music. The Grand Ole Opry is going through a stressful time in it's long life and it is going to need all the help of its' members if they really are a family, to come forward and inject into her the heart and soul of artists that care for her well-being, not just her name and what she can do for their careers. In order for The Mother Church of Country Music to continue to be the lifeline of country music, she must be given the love, strength and direction of her members, the legends and the newer artists. They must band together to keep her music as it was and always should be.

Last night I listened to the Opry almost the entire evening and my mind took me back to the days when all you heard on the Opry were fiddles and steel guitars and great harmony and love and friendship of the artists. It was like old times last night to hear Jeannie Seely open the show with a super performance, followed by the pure family harmony of The Whites', then the Patriarch of Cajun Music, Jimmy C. Newman and the opening portion of the Opry was closed by one of the Bluegrass Legends, Del McCoury Band. The next segment is the one that I want to comment on. Marty Stuart opening the show, then inviting his beautiful and talented wife, Connie Smith to sing a duet with him, an old Buck Owen's song "Tender Lovin Care." As they say in music circles, they nailed this song with heart and soul. You could tell it was made for them to sing to each other and I knew then that this might be a special night of country music, because Charlie Daniels was inducted on this portion. The next portion of the Opry opened with Opry and Hall of Fame legend, Charlie Pride, then Jan Howard, Trace Adkins and the Opry Square Dancers. Trace Adkins is going to be one of the newer stars that needs to keep coming back to the Opry. Then there was Jim Ed Brown, Bobby Osborne and the Rocky Top X-Press, and to top all of that off Opry Legend Mel Tillis with those great fiddles and such an awesome band-The Statesiders. Jack Green was also on the Opry and to listen to Jack sing is like going back to l967 when he won all of the great CMA Awards. Just listen to his music then, and you will find that the only change in Jack is that he has gotten older, because he voice is as golden and crystal clear as it was back then. He is truly one of the great members of the Grand Ole Opry.

I only wish that the night would have had Porter Wagoner on stage to be part of Charlie's induction, but I know that he must have been watching and listening. Maybe Jean Shepard, Charlie Louvin, Stonewall Jackson, Ernie Ashworth, Charlie Walker and a few of the other members could have made an appearance also. I really believe it should have been a members only evening. All that being said it was good to hear the Opry with country music for a change & hopefully
this will not be the last time that the Opry management will make more of there shows, pure country.

I believe in our current crop of artists with successful careers, should make guest appearances on the Opry and I believe in newer artists being given the opportunity to appear on the Opry, but I do believe that the Opry has lost it direction in the past few years since Gaylord took over, and I hope that maybe there will be some changes, and I think it would be nice to see a change in some of those who lead the Grand Ole Opry towards it future. I hope someday there will be a change in certain area's of who runs the Opry, to someone that has a vision of what the past has given the Opry, what the present can do to make the Opry live long and prosperous, and what the future holds for traditional country music and the rhinestones and glitz of those fans that have never been to the Grand Ole Opry, who come to enjoy the history of what is could still be.

The Mother Church of Country Music has taken care of her family, but has watched some of her members suffer through these changing times, when there should have been no suffering at all. The transition towards new faces and music is allright, but the structure of The Grand Ole Opry was made with the heart and soul of the legends and now it seems as though someone has forgotten how the Opry was built.

One of the requirements to become a member of The Grand Ole Opry should be that all members "Must make 20 appearances each and every year for them to stay as members." That is simple because with the Tuesdays that the Opry does shows and other special events, all members can make their appearances with no problem-if they really wanted to. Another requirement should be that a dress code make each member and their band members dress well-groomed when they make an appearance on one of the most special musical stage in the world, and in country music, it is the only stage to perform your music. When you become a member of the Opry, you should be a member for life, unless in some way you lose that honor, or you find that you must leave the Opry for reasons of your own. The Grand Ole Opry is a worldwide treasure, and she has the right to make rules that make sure that she will continue to be the one place on this planet where you can come and enjoy an evening of "COUNTRY MUSIC."

We must continue to respect the memories of Ernest Tubb, Roy Acuff, Minnie Pearl and all those who we have lost. I am sure they felt as though the Opry was in good hands, and that she would always be the one place where country music would always be honored by members of the Opry and to the new fans who are able to listen and see the history of country music, and to us older fans who long to see her grow through the coming years and to continue to hear the fiddle's and steel guitars, banjo's and the great music that should always grace her stage.

Last night was a good night for me, and I know it was for many others that have sent me emails and were overjoyed to hear that Charlie Daniel's was the newest member, and to hear so much pure country music all night.

It would be nice to hear Tommy Cash, Johnny Bush, Leona Williams, and so many more that have not guested on the Opry in years, for whatever reason I will never know.

Congratulations Charlie Daniels and thank God you are a member.

Marty Martel

Marty Martel
http://bestdamnshows.com


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Longtime Hank Thompson pal shares singer's country tales in new biography

By MARIO TARRADELL / The Dallas Morning News
mtarradell@dallasnews.com

Hank Thompson was a storyteller in song and in person. He liked to spin a tale. He'd get a mischievous look in his eyes, he'd grin slyly, and his robust voice would soar and dip as the plot thickened. The punch line always came with a wallop.

So it's fitting that the late Mr. Thompson's biography – My Side of Life, written and self-published by longtime friend Warren Kice – comes chock full of stories. In fact, just about every one of the 292 pages has a tidbit, an anecdote from the Waco-born Country Music Hall of Fame inductee's 60 years of performing and recording.

Want to know about Mr. Thompson's female groupies? There were many, including two named Hurricane Shirley and Black Rider. Each gig had an after-hours soiree dubbed the Brazos Valley Boys Invitation Only Fun and Games Unwinding Party. He's got a handful of R-rated tales about the late singer Faron Young as well as a variety of Brazos Valley Boys members.

Mr. Thompson, who died at his Keller home in November after battling lung cancer, made a signature brand of honky-tonk-influenced Western swing brimming with rugged attitude and top-notch musicianship. His heyday extended through the '50s and '60s. He charted 79 singles, 30 of which hit the Top 10. His best-known tune is 1952's "The Wild Side of Life," a No. 1 hit for 15 weeks.

My Side of Life chronicles his entire career. Mr. Kice, a Dallas-based retired attorney, isn't an author. (Legal briefs don't count in this case.) More than a few times he resorts to clich?s and a phrase or two that ultimately seem stilted. But his attention to detail is impeccable, and he's clearly passionate about his subject.

So My Side of Life turns into an entertaining read and one that moves along smoothly. Chapters are short, which accounts for having 58 of them. Mr. Kice vividly takes us to Waco during the days of Prohibition. That's when Henry William Thompson first heard the music of Jimmie Rodgers, the pioneering country singer and yodeler.

That inspiration sparked an enduring livelihood that remained passionate through Mr. Thompson's service in the Navy during World War II. As a civilian, he recorded for Capitol Records, the label where he enjoyed the career-making staples, before tripping through four more imprints. He formed his Brazos Valley Boys in 1950 and toured nationally and internationally, winning Billboard's No. 1 country and Western band award for 14 consecutive years.

In My Side of Life, Mr. Thompson's personal existence and his public persona intertwine. Mr. Kice makes sure to paint the picture of a strong-willed yet reasonable man who treated everybody as he would have wanted to be treated. The onetime Oklahoma-based star held steadfast to his convictions, especially to his traditional country music roots, but always displayed an easygoing demeanor.

His private life seemed largely devoid of drama. He married twice, first to Dorothy Jean Ray in 1948 and then to Ann Williams in 1970. His divorce from Dorothy was amicable. When Dorothy eventually remarried, she got hitched to Mr. Thompson's longtime friend and bandmate Merle Travis; Mr. Thompson jokingly referred to Mr. Travis as his "husband-in-law."

In Ann, Mr. Thompson found his soul mate. Their marriage lasted to his death 37 years later. She was his wife, business partner, traveling companion and fan. Mr. Thompson met her at one of his shows while he was still wedded to Dorothy. He had run into Ann two more times during gigs in the '60s before their romance materialized.

His long-standing relationships, including musical friendships that remained solid for decades, underscored Mr. Thompson's artistic longevity. He influenced future stars such as George Strait, Ronnie Dunn of Brooks & Dunn, Vince Gill and even Bob Dylan.

Mr. Kice encapsulates Mr. Thompson in the final chapter while recounting festivities celebrating the legend's 80th birthday. For Mr. Thompson, life revolved around music. It's from which all good fortunes stemmed. Mr. Kice writes that Mr. Thompson was reflective at that party, thinking about his long career, his wife, his fans, his friendships and his formative beginnings:

"And such as the time when he, as a 5-year-old boy, after being inspired by a Jimmie Rodgers song he had just heard on a neighbor's Victoria, ran and skipped down 17th Street in Waco, Texas singing 'T for Texas and T for Tennessee...' "

Mr. Kice ends by noting, lest we forget:

"And T for Thompson."

Plan your life

Warren Kice and Ann Thompson will sign copies of My Side of Life Jan. 19 at 1:30 p.m. at Ernest Tubb Record Shop, 140 E. Exchange Ave., No. 135, in Fort Worth. Admission is free. For more information, call the store at 817-624-8449. My Side of Life is also available at www.hankthompson.com and www.etrecordshop.com.



Musicians United To Benefit Victims Of Station Nightclub Fire
Like A Phoenix Rising
John Rich (Big & Rich), Alabama’s Randy Owen, Dierks Bentley, Kellie Pickler and Gretchen Wilson have just been added to the Phoenix Rising! Musicians United to Benefit the Victims of the Station Nightclub Fire concert.

As previously announced, > are all confirmed to perform Monday, February 25, 2008 at the Dunkin’ Donuts Center in Providence, Rhode Island.


John Rich will host the country portion of the concert while Dee Snider will do the honors for the rock segments.


Additional confirmed artists include Emmy-nominated composer and musician Marc Bonilla who will serve as music director for the benefit, Carmine Appice’s SLAM!, Gary Pihl (Boston), Eric Martin (Mr. Big), Danny Seraphine with CTA, Gary Hoey and others still to be announced.


"Dee Snider of Twisted Sister reached out to me to put together a coalition of country artists to help raise money for the families that have lost their loved ones," commented John Rich. " All of my friends in country music responded immediately with yes. No matter what music you play or listen to we are all one family, and we need to help each other out especially in time of need."


Dee Snider stated, "This event is about music fans desperately in need, so it's important that "Phoenix Rising Musicians United to Benefit the Station Nightclub Fire Victims" be supported by musicians of all genres. We are so happy to welcome John Rich and his rowdy friends aboard for this very important mission.”


The charity event marks the fifth anniversary of the Station Nightclub tragedy in Rhode Island, the fourth largest nightclub fire in U.S. history. 100 lives were lost, 200 others were seriously injured and 65 children lost one or both parents. Five years later, funds available for the survivors are woefully inadequate. Only 15 survivors of the fire qualified for Social Security benefits, and many are still unable to meet their monthly needs.


All proceeds from ticket sales and charity auctions benefit the Station Family Fund, a non-profit 501 (c)(3) charitable organization founded by survivors of the Station Nightclub fire. The Station Family Fund is committed to providing survivor relief, including costs of ongoing treatment and rehabilitation.


Organizers would like to acknowledge the incredible generosity of the Dunkin’ Donuts Center www.dunkindonutscenter.com as well as East Coast Lighting, Scorpio Sound, WHJY and the many artists and others who are donating their time in putting together this event.


The Station Family Fund, founded by survivors, family members and community members affected by the fire and the Wake Up To Love Foundation founded by Tesla drummer Troy Luccketta and his wife, Phyllis Luccketta are event organizers. While $100,000.00 was raised in 2005 from a benefit concert featuring Tesla, Shinedown, Pat Travers and Carmine Appice, those funds are in desperate need of replenishing.

Tribute To The Country Music Legends

03/28/2008 07:00 PM - Anson Opera House - Tribute To The Country Music Legends
1102 11th Street
Anson, Texas 79501
US
Cost:$6.00
Description:This is a repeat performance!!! We sold out last May and had people sitting on chairs around the outter walls. They have been asking us to come back for some time. We were able to tie in with Brownfield, TX. It is a great show, and true country! Performers paying tribute to: Willie Luster from New Mexico as Hank Williams Sr. Mary McDonald from Oklahoma as Kitty Wells Ken Wayne from Illinois as Johnny Russell Stan Gelsthorpe from Iowa as Ernest Tubb Maggie Penn from Illinois as Loretta Lynn Johnny Moore from Nashville, TN as himself (He is Jeannie C. Riley’s Uncle) Kathy Wilcox...Texas Performers will be backed by Bo Boggs Band from Brownfield, Tx. Danny Letz from Anson, TX. will be playing the steel guitar

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03/29/2008 07:00 PM - Rialto Theater - Tribute To The Country Music Legends [Edit] [Cancel]
408 W. Main
Brownfield, Texas 79316
US
Cost:$10 & $15
Description:Tribute To The Country Music Legends Show Featuring:Willie Luster from New Mexico as Hank Williams Sr. Mary McDonald from Oklahoma as Kitty Wells Stan Gelsthorpe from Iowa as Ernest Tubb Maggie Penn from Illinois as Loretta Lynn Ken Wayne from Illinois as Johnny Russell Performers will be backed by Bo Boggs Band from Brownfield, TX. For advance tickets write to: Tickets P.O. Box 207 Brownfield, TX. 79316 Be sure to include check or money order for the number of tickets wanted ... be sure to state how many tickets. OR Call 806-637-6848 OR806-638-0622 For advance ticket sales

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03/28/2008 07:00 PM - Anson Opera House - Tribute To The Country Music Legends [Edit] [Cancel]
1102 11th Street
Anson, Texas 79501
US
Cost:$6.00
Description:This is a repeat performance!!! We sold out last May and had people sitting on chairs around the outter walls. They have been asking us to come back for some time. We were able to tie in with Brownfield, TX. It is a great show, and true country! Performers paying tribute to: Willie Luster from New Mexico as Hank Williams Sr. Mary McDonald from Oklahoma as Kitty Wells Ken Wayne from Illinois as Johnny Russell Stan Gelsthorpe from Iowa as Ernest Tubb Maggie Penn from Illinois as Loretta Lynn Johnny Moore from Nashville, TN as himself (He is Jeannie C. Riley’s Uncle) Kathy Wilcox...Texas Performers will be backed by Bo Boggs Band from Brownfield, Tx. Danny Letz from Anson, TX. will be playing the steel guitar

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03/29/2008 07:00 PM - Rialto Theater - Tribute To The Country Music Legends [Edit] [Cancel]
408 W. Main
Brownfield, Texas 79316
US
Cost:$10 & $15
Description:Tribute To The Country Music Legends Show Featuring:Willie Luster from New Mexico as Hank Williams Sr. Mary McDonald from Oklahoma as Kitty Wells Stan Gelsthorpe from Iowa as Ernest Tubb Maggie Penn from Illinois as Loretta Lynn Ken Wayne from Illinois as Johnny Russell Performers will be backed by Bo Boggs Band from Brownfield, TX. For advance tickets write to: Tickets P.O. Box 207 Brownfield, TX. 79316 Be sure to include check or money order for the number of tickets wanted ... be sure to state how many tickets. OR Call 806-637-6848 OR806-638-0622 For advance ticket sales

 

Badbob & Jimmy (aka Kevin Blake Weldon) is set to deliver his second comedy single, “Redneck Hunter,” on the January 21 (CDX 440, Track # 15). “Redneck Hunter,” a funny parody of the Gretchen Wilson smash hit, “Redneck Woman,” is the title single from the forthcoming BADBOB & Jimmy CD. It was written, sung, and produced by Weldon for BB&J Entertainment.

In “Redneck Hunter,” the fictional deer and turkey hunter, “Jimmy Huckleberry” meets his match - and his dream girl - a real redneck woman who wears camo waders and hunts deer illegally at night by spotlight from her pickup truck. “She’s a redneck hunter – ain’t no tree-huggin’ girl”

Recorded at Omni Sound in Nashville, and engineered by Randy Gardner, “Redneck Hunter” boasts a great lineup of session musicians, including, Mark Prentice on bass guitar; Wayne Killius on drums; Mike Severs on electric guitar; Pat Severs on acoustic and steel guitar; Jason Webb on piano; and Glen Duncan on fiddle and mandolin.

"This is probably my favorite song parody so far,” states Weldon. “It brings in a whole new aspect of Badbob & Jimmy by introducing 'HER' - every redneck hunter's fantasy! “Redneck Hunter” is already causing quite a stir at the radio stations who are playing it, and the hits at our website have jumped exponentially! It’s tons of fun because hunters don't quit listening just because deer season is winding down! After all, this woman hunts EVERYTHING!"


**** Amy's Kitchen ****  

Chocolate-?clair Icebox Dessert from Dessert Du Jour

22 1/2 sheets (about 1 [14-ounce] box) low-fat honey graham crackers,
divided
Cooking spray
3 cups fat-free milk
2 (3.4-ounce) packages fat-free vanilla instant pudding mix
1 (8-ounce) tub fat-free cream cheese
1 (8-ounce) tub frozen reduced-calorie whipped topping, thawed
1/4 cup fat-free milk
2 tablespoons stick margarine or butter, softened
2 tablespoons honey
2 ounces unsweetened chocolate, melted
1 1/2 cups sifted powdered sugar

Arrange 7 1/2 graham cracker sheets in the bottom of a 13 x 9-inch
baking dish coated with cooking spray. Combine 3 cups milk, pudding mix,
and cream cheese in a large bowl, and beat at low speed of a mixer 1
minute or until thick. Fold in whipped topping. Spread half of the
pudding mixture over graham crackers, and top with 7 1/2 graham cracker
sheets. Repeat the procedure with the remaining half of pudding mixture
and 7 1/2 graham cracker sheets.
Combine 1/4 cup milk, softened margarine, honey, and unsweetened
chocolate in a medium bowl, and beat well with a mixer. Gradually add
powdered sugar to milk mixture, and beat well. Spread chocolate glaze
over graham crackers. Cover dessert and tent with foil; chill 4 hours. 
Yield:  18 servings

CALORIES 234 (22% from fat); FAT 5.8g (sat 2.7g,mono 1.5g,poly 1.3g);
PROTEIN 5.4g; CHOLESTEROL 3mg; CALCIUM 105mg; SODIUM 352mg;
FIBER 0.8g; IRON 1mg; CARBOHYDRATE 41.5g




**** TODAY'S USELESS FACT ****

Do camels exist anywhere in the wild?

Yes, but sadly they appear to be headed the way of, well, "Joe"
Camel. The genus "Camelus" originated in North America forty
million years ago, give or take a few weeks. It was a smallish
animal then, about the size of a hare, and humpless. Over time,
some took the land bridge to Asia; others moseyed down to South
America, where they evolved into guanacos, vicunas, alpacas, and
Harnas. For unknown reasons, the North American prototype became
extinct ten thousand years ago. Today, as a result of its
usefulness to humans, the one-humped (dromedary) camel survives
only in domesticated form. But in the Gobi Desert of Mongolia and
western China, about one thousand two-humped (Bactrian) camels
still live in the wild. They're endangered, though, mostly
because humans are constantly taming them. It's easy to
understand why. With shorter legs and thicker hair than their
Arabian counter-parts, Bactrians are valuable beasts - the Toyota
trucks of the Gobi - capable of hauling up to a thousand pounds
of people, cargo, and Chinese takeout.

~source used: "Why Moths Hate Thomas Edison" by H. Sides



****A PARTING THOUGHT ****
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other night where the
wife hired a private detective to follow her husband to see if he
were in fact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she would ever
do that.

She said, "Well not so much to find out who the other woman was,
but to see if I could find out what she saw in ya."


LAST CALL Y'ALL
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