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Zinester, read this and tell me what 's wrong with it
 

The Funnies are strictly a DOUBLE opt-in service.THIS IS NOT SPAM
If you choose to censore or delete it.The only ones hurt are those waiting on it
and the people they could have helped


 
From Carlisle ,Indiana
U.S.A.
Welcome to T
he Funnies
est.7-4-2000    

"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

These  are clean jokes. However,
They are,
PG - Not intended for  younger readers - PG


I always know God won't give me more than I can handle,
but there are times I wish He didn't trust me quite so much.


God, grant me the Senility to forget the people
I never liked ,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.


 

 THURSDAY MARCH 13,2008



THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
"If a man watches three football games in a row, he
should be declared legally dead." (Erma Bombeck

"I'm getting a divorce," said Jack to his mate, Bill. "The wife
hasn't spoken with me for six months."


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Enjoy whats left......me
well failed now we take out the medical article
on b cancer...nope,cut more


Kind words from my Buds

Hey there Jim,keep up the good work,i look forward to your emails,i'm an I.T. tech here on the east coast of Aus,in NSW.Reguards ,Mike.
Thanks Mike may need your help before it's over


I must be special.  Two days in a row, Ive received The Funnies in one section.  Must be the beans.
Spider
Yes,Spider you're very lucky.If you get The Funnies in one piece either
I don't have anything to print or ????,One of the days Topica will catch on
and boot me.Oh,BTW I think the chilli bean joke got me in trouble,but I loved it.  


 

 
  
Real Estate Property Listings USA Canada
 
Wine Doctor
 

Old Version Downloads
http://www.oldapps.com:80/

Website Midis
http://www.boomspeed.com/ltah/midis.html

What's In Bloom
http://www.dbg.org/index.php/plan/ourgarden/bloom2

Games
http://www.amblecote.dudley.gov.uk/games.htm

Obituary Links Page
http://www.obitlinkspage.com/

Fastforward
http://www.AikensLaughs.com/forfun/funny1121.html
<a href="http://www.AikensLaughs.com/forfun/funny1121.html">Here!</a>

Survivor
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200411/003.htm
<a href="http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200411/003.htm"> Here </a>

Availible Men
http://www.AikensLaughs.com/forfun/funny1120.html
<a href="http://www.AikensLaughs.com/forfun/funny1120.html">Here!</a>

Mannequin Abduction
http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200411/004.htm
<a href="http://www.ezines4all.com/ct200411/004.htm"> Here </a>


Your Mother Left It
http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?
id=C20050120
<a href="
http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20050120"> Here
</a>

Gas Prices
http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20050121
<a href="http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20050121"> Here
</a>
 
7 Ate 9
http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20050122
<a href="http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20050122"> Here
</a>

Teamwork!
http://www.AikensLaughs.com/forfun/funny691.html
<a href="http://www.AikensLaughs.com/forfun/funny691.html">Here!</a>

Sacrifice
http://www.AikensLaughs.com/forfun/funny692.html
<a href="http://www.AikensLaughs.com/forfun/funny692.html">Here!</a>

Shoulder To Cry On
http://www.AikensLaughs.com/forfun/funny693.html
<a href="http://www.AikensLaughs.com/forfun/funny693.html">Here!</a>

Car sickness refers to that feeling we all get when we see that first
dent in the fender

I've learned that the prayer I need to say most often is, "Lord, please keep
your arm around my shoulder and your hand Over My Mouth."
AND I'LL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL

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Hey, Let's be careful out there
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