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 Saturday, June 4, 2005  

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THE TOP TEN LISTS

The top 10 country singles:  
  
1. Making Memories Of Us -- Keith Urban  
2. Fast Cars And Freedom -- Rascal Flatts  
3. Lot Of Leavin' Left To Do -- Dierks Bentley  
4. Songs About Me -- Trace Adkins  
5. You'll Be There -- George Strait  
6. Homewrecker -- Gretchen Wilson  
7. Something More -- Sugarland  
8. Keg In The Closet -- Kenny Chesney  
9. That's What I Love About Sunday -- Craig Morgan  
10. What's A Guy Gotta Do -- Joe Nichols  


The top 10 country albums:  
  
1. Toby Keith -- Honkytonk University  
2. Rascal Flatts -- Feels Like Today  
3. Keith Urban -- Be Here  
4. Sugarland -- Twice The Speed Of Life  
5. Cowboy Troy -- Loco Motive  
6. Gretchen Wilson -- Here For The Party  
7. Dierks Bentley -- Modern Day Drifter  
8. Big & Rich -- Horse Of A Different Color  
9. Larry The Cable Guy -- The Right To Bare Arms  
10. Jo Dee Messina -- Delicious Surprise  

The top 10 Christian singles:  

1. Take You Back -- Jeremy Camp  
2. Hide -- Joy Williams  
3. Holy Is The Lord -- Chris Tomlin  
4. Nothing Without You -- Bebo Norman  
5. You're Worthy Of My Praise -- Big Daddy Weave & Barlowgirl  
6. About You -- ZOEgirl  
7. Brave -- Nichole Nordeman  
8. Held -- Natalie Grant  
9. Heaven -- Salvador  
10. Voice Of Truth -- Casting Crowns  



The top 10 DVD rentals:  

1. National Treasure -- Dimension Home Video  
2. White Noise -- Universal Studios Home Video  
3. In Good Company -- Universal Studios Home Video  
4. Assault on Precinct 13 -- Universal Studios Home Video  
5. Meet The Fockers -- Universal Studios Home Video  
6. Racing Stripes -- Warner Home Video  
7. Team America: World Police -- Paramount Home Entertainment  
8. Son of The Mask -- New Line Home Entertainment  
9. Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events --  
   Paramount Home Entertainment  
10. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou -- Dimension Home  
    Video  
  

Top 10 DVD sales:  

1. Team America: World Police Special Unrated Edition --  
   Paramount Home Entertainment  
2. Seinfeld: The Complete Fourth Season -- Columbia TriStar  
   Home Entertainment  
3. White Noise (Widescreen) -- Universal Studios Home Video  
4. White Noise (Full Screen) -- Universal Studios Home Video  
5. National Treasure (Full Screen) -- Dimension Home Video  
6. National Treasure (Widescreen) -- Dimension Home Video  
7. Son of the Mask -- New Line Home Entertainment  
8. Racing Stripes (Full Screen) -- Warner Home Video  
9. Star Wars: Episode II-Attack Of The Clones (Widescreen)  
   -- FoxVideo  
10. Assault on Precinct 13 (Widescreen) -- Universal Studios  
    Home Video   


The top 10 other singles:  

1. We Belong Together -- Mariah Carey  
2. Hollaback Girl -- Gwen Stefani  
3. Oh -- Ciara Featuring Ludacris  
4. Just A Lil Bit -- 50 Cent  
5. Don't Phunk With My Heart -- The Black Eyed Peas  
6. Behind These Hazel Eyes -- Kelly Clarkson  
7. Hate It Or Love It -- The Game Featuring 50 Cent  
8. Switch -- Will Smith  
9. Since U Been Gone -- Kelly Clarkson  
10. Mr. Brightside -- The Killers  


The top 10 other albums:  
  
1. Audioslave -- Out Of Exile  
2. Common -- Be  
3. Mariah Carey -- The Emancipation Of Mimi  
4. System Of A Down -- Mezmerize  
5. Toby Keith -- Honkytonk University  
6. Gorillaz -- Demon Days  
7. Dave Matthews Band -- Stand Up  
8. Seether -- Karma And Effect  
9. Il Divo -- Il Divo  
10. Gwen Stefani -- Love. Angel. Music. Baby.  



Top Electronic Albums  

1. Gorillaz -- Demon Days  
2. Various Artists -- Motown: Remixed  
3. Moby -- Hotel  
4. New Order -- Waiting For The Sirens' Call  
5. M.I.A. -- Arular  
6. Thievery Corporation -- Cosmic Game  
7. Various Artists -- Fired Up! 2  
8. Various Artists -- Verve//Remixed3  
9. Various Artists -- Superstars #1 Hits Remixed  
10. Scissor Sisters -- Scissor Sisters  


The top 10 rock tracks:  
  
1. Holiday -- Green Day  
2. Happy? -- Mudvayne  
3. Remedy -- Seether  
4. The Hand That Feeds -- Nine Inch Nails  
5. B.Y.O.B. -- System Of A Down  
6. Be Yourself -- Audioslave  
7. Best Of You -- Foo Fighters  
8. The Clincher -- Chevelle  
9. No Surprise -- Theory Of A Deadman  
10. Right Here -- Staind  

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