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Subscribers WEDNESDAY JUNE 22,2005 blessed with twins. They were not identical twins, but, none the less twins; and the first in the family (for at least as long as anyone could remember). Effie Mae named them Elrod and Leroy. From the beginning they were different. Elrod had brown hair and Leroy red hair (Elmer, Effie Mae??s husband, had always suspected Uncle Jed, but, had no proof). Elrod was more easy going and Leroy the ram bunches one. Elrod made good grades in school and Leroy made the basketball team. Upon graduation from high school, Elrod took a job as a Teller at the Jackson National Bank and Leroy lit out for Louisville, ??to seek his fame and fortune??. Elrod worked hard and won the admiration of his fellow tellers and began to progress. Leroy found a job in the stock room of Stewart's Department Store in Louisville and worked hard and began to progress. By the mid 80s, Elrod had progressed through the bank and had been promoted to Head Teller/Cashier. Leroy had done quite well for himself and was now a Buyer for Stewart's, and had saved himself a little money. Leroy decided that he needed to invest the money, and, being from Kentucky, he purchased a thoroughbred race horse. He stabled it at Keeneland in Lexington, KY. He hired a trainer,a jockey, and prepared his horse for the races. In spring of O87, he felt his horse was ready and entered him in the Derby Preps. He called Elrod and invited him to attend the races as his guest. He also encouraged Elrod to bet heavily on his horse. Which, being caught up in all of the excitement, Elrod did do. On the day of the race, Leroy??s horse entered the starting gate and the tension built. "They??re Off." Leroy??s horse jumped out to a 3 horse length lead. As it rounded the 1st and 2nd turn, it gained and had a 5 horse length lead down the back stretch, which it carried into the 3rd turn. But, upon exiting the 4th turn with a 6 horse length lead, it suddenly veered off to the right, into the far fence, and stopped running. Needless to say Leroy was greatly disappointed (and Elrod was more that a little pissed). A conversation ensued: Leroy cried, "I cannot figure out what went wrong??? Elrod, calmly, "Maybe you need a new jockey." Leroy, "You??re right I'll get a new jockey." A couple of weeks later, same scenario. Ready for the race, invite Elrod, encourage to bet, at starting gate, several lengths ahead, and turn 4 run into the fence. A conversation ensued: Leroy cried, "I cannot figure out what went wrong?" Elrod, calmly, "Maybe you need a new trainer." Leroy, "You??re right I??ll get a new trainer." A couple of weeks later, same scenario. Ready for the race, invite Elrod, encourage to bet, at starting gate, several lengths ahead, and turn 4 run into the fence. By now, Leroy is beside himself. He has tried everything, but, his horse keeps veering into the right hand fence off of turn 4. "What can I do?" Elrod, calmly, "Why don't you try putting a piece of lead in the horse's left ear." Leroy thinks, "That is a great idea. With the lead in the left ear, the horse's head will be pulled/tilted to the left, and it will follow closer to the left rail (fence), and on to the finish line. But, how do I put the lead in the horse's left ear?" Elrod, "With a gun!" Upon which he got in his Ford pick-up and drove back to Jackson, KY. A few months later, Leroy had to make a buying trip to Paris and he called Elrod for a favor. He has a pet cat and would appreciate it if Elrod would take care of it while he was gone. And, he will let Elrod use his BMW while he was gone. Agreed. Elrod takes the Greyhound to Louisville and meets Leroy. Instructions are given and Elrod heads back to Jackson with the BMW and the cat. About 2 hours later, Leroy gets a telephone call from Elrod. Elrod explains, 'I needed to go the bathroom, stopped the car, went into a corn field to piss, and upon return, discovered that I had locked the car and cannot get back into the car. Do you have an extra key?" Leroy, "Sure I do, but, I'll call AAA and have them come to help you." Elrod, "Better tell them to hurry. It??s getting ready to rain and I need to get into the car to put the top up." Anyway, After Leroy gets to Paris, he calls Elrod. Leroy, "How is my cat?" Elrod, "it's dead." Leroy is so upset that he hangs up. Leroy calls back, "Elrod! You are so rude and crude. You did not have to give me the notice so badly. You could have taken into account my sensitivity and tried to ease my suffering. You could have answered me that my cat had been upon the top of the house and fallen off. That you had taken it to the Vet for treatment. And, the next time I called you could have told me that the cat was not doing very well. And, the next time I called you could have told me that the cat had expired. But, No! You had to be up front and crude!" "By-the-way, How??s Mom?" Elrod replied, "She??s up on top of the house." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Let's face it, by the second grade you can no longer do the math. We didn't have that stuff in college. It is truly a shame when your seven-year-old son says, "Daddy, will you check my math?" and you have to lie and say, "I trust you, son." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A recent transplant to the mountains of North Carolina writes: The folks around these parts have a peculiarity that drives me nutty. You ask them an "either/or" question, and their answer is-- "That'll be fine!" I asked a lady the other night who was coming through my register at Wal-Mart, "Ma'am, would you like your milk in a bag or not?" "That'll be fine," was her reply. I looked quizzically at her, and asked, "Does that mean 'yes' or 'no'?" "I said that that'll be fine," was her answer. Since I was holding it up in my hand, out of a bag, I decided to assume that "that" in this case meant "that naked jug of milk that you're holding in your hand, not in a bag." This feeling was further reinforced by a slight nod of the head towards the jug just as she said the word "that'll." I set the jug in the buggy without putting it in a sack. "I *said* I wanted it in a bag," she complained. "You want me to shout it or write it down for you? "That'll be fine!" I replied. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bring your Dog to Work Day. Do dogs really need to see corporate life? Aren't they already used to sniffing butts? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as Bill and Hillary buy just one ticket. "How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks George astonished at what he is seeing. "Watch and learn," answers Hillary. They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats but Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip. When they get to the station they see the Clintons at the window buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clintons see that the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all. "Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?" says Hillary. "Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush. When they board the train the Bushs cram themselves into a toilet and the Clintons cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Clintons are hiding. George W. knocks on their and says, "Ticket, please." (And you're still trying to figure out how the Democrats lost that election.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It's a man's fault that women wear makeup. Almost every woman, at least one time in her life, has gone into public without makeup on and her man looks at her and says, "You feeling okay? You look kind of pale." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours. Don't write anything down. Ever. We can play back the error messages from our video recording. When an IT person says s/he's coming right over, go for coffee. That way you won't be there when we need your password. It's nothing for us to remember 300 screen saver passwords. When IT Support sends you an e-mail with high importance, delete it at once. We're just testing. When an IT person is eating lunch at his desk, walk right in and spill your problems right out. We don't even like eating food, we exist only to serve. Send urgent e-mail all in uppercase. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery. When we do something as a favour in our own time at our own expense, feel free to criticise us. That's OK, we don't expect you to lift anything or get under your desk. Manual labour was part of our IT degree. When the photocopier doesn't work, call Computer Support. There's electronics in it. When you're getting a NO DIAL TONE message at home, call Computer Support. We can fix your telephone line from here. When something's wrong with your home PC, dump it on an IT person's chair with no name, no phone number and no description of the problem. We love a puzzle. When an IT person tells you that computer screens don't have cartridges in them, argue. We love a good argument. When an IT person tells you that he'll be there shortly, reply in scathing tone of voice: "And just how many weeks do you mean by shortly?" That motivates us. When the printer won't print, re-send the job at least 20 times. print jobs frequently get sucked into black holes. When the printer still won't print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the company. One of them is bound to work. Don't learn the proper name for anything technical. We know exactly what is meant by "my thingy blew up". When you call someone in to fix a problem - but don't tell them about the other 10 problems until they physically arrive. That's OK - we can clear our schedule for the rest of the day. Don't use on-line help. On-line help is for wimps. When your application can't do what you want... blame us, we write all the software that runs on your PC and can customise it on the fly. Bill Gates lets us do this. Remember the IT guy doesn't need to think - he has seen every problem before. If the mouse cable keeps knocking down the framed picture of your dog, lift the computer and stuff the cable under it. Mouse cables were designed to have 20 kg of computer sitting on top of them. If the space bar on your keyboard doesn't work, blame it on the mail/NT/network upgrade. Keyboards are actually very happy with half a pound of muffin crumbs and nail clippings in them. When you find an IT person on the phone, sit uninvited on the corner of their desk and stare at them until they hang up. Feel perfectly free to say things like "I don't know nothing about that computer crap." We don't mind at all hearing our area of professional expertise referred to as crap. When you need to change the toner cartridge in a printer, call IT Support. Changing a toner cartridge is an extremely complex task, and Hewlett-Packard recommends that it be performed only by a Professional engineer with a Master's degree in nuclear physics. When you think the network/e-mail/office application is going slow, call us as we have a button to press that makes it go back to it's normal speed. When something's the matter with your computer, ask your secretary to call the help desk. We enjoy the challenge of having to deal with a third party who doesn't know about the problem. The instant you call us (on our mobile) - we can see what's happening on your screen and can solve it instantaneously. Be aware that IT people don't need to use the toilet. So you have a right to be upset if we don't answer the phone. When you receive a 30MB movie file, send it to everyone as a mail attachment. We've got lots of disk space on that mail server. When an IT person gets in the lift pushing ??100,000 worth of Computer equipment on a trolley, ask in a very loud voice, "Good grief, you take the lift to go DOWN one floor?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The oldest bank robber in the United States, a ninety-two-year-old man in Texas, has been sentenced to twelve years in prison. This is what scares me about our prison system. You know with good behavior he could be out and back on the streets by the time he's ninety-eight. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A mother will go to the store for bread and milk, and return with enough groceries to feed Bangladesh for a year. A father will go to the store for bread and milk and return with bread, nacho-flavored Doritos, and five dollars' worth of lottery. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said,..... "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head spinning and her stomach upside down. Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with extra fries and a strawberry shake. Then off to a theater to see Star Wars-more hot dogs, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress size." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo... Old world charm = No bath Tropical = Rainy Majestic setting = A long way from town Options galore = Nothing is included in the itinerary Secluded hideaway = Impossible to find or get to Pre-registered rooms = Already occupied Explore on your own = Pay for it yourself Knowledgeable trip hosts = They've flown in an airplane before No extra fees = No extras ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As program director for a boys and girls club, I planned to have a "kids' day" that would be held in conjunction with the town's harvest festival, and we were going to make candy apples. In answer to my request, a local apple company, had faxed me their agreement to make a donation of 50 apples. A few days before the event, I called the outlet I had been advised to contact and asked to speak to Paula Red. The receptionist didn't reply, so I explained why I was calling and read the fax telling me to ask for Paula Red. The lady started laughing. "'Paulared' is the name of an apple variety," she explained. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Yes, I do.....Jb ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One flea asked another, "Should we walk or take the greyhound?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Our heroes used to be Teddy Roosevelt and Babe Ruth. Today it's different; we worship political blowhards and overpaid sports figures. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now, of course, I realize that a mixed marriage means one between a man and a woman. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Schedule of a Wife and Mother: Attempt to wake husband. Feed baby. Make breakfast. Change baby. Wake kids. Dress kids. Walk dog. Feed baby. Drive kids to school. Drag husband out of bed. Do laundry. Iron clothes. Clean house. Make husband lunch. Feed and change baby. Clean house again. Walk dog again. Pick up kids. Pick up school stuff. Clean up dog's mess. Make dinner. Call repairman, plumber, electrician, and exterminator. Swat flies. Yell at kids. Put kids to bed. Change baby. Go to Wal-Mart to stand on line for three hours to get one bag of chips for husband. Clean house again. Go to bed. Get up. Comfort baby. Let dog out. Change baby. Let dog in. Get 10 minutes of sleep. Schedule of a Husband and Father Sleep. Go to work. Sleep. Drink coffee. Have wife pick up. Watch football and drink beer. Fall asleep. Go to bathroom. Lift one heavy object for begging wife. Go to bed. Get sleep while wife feeds baby. But don't forget the wife - doesn't work ..... why should she be tired???? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A guy gets shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he's on a beach. The sand is dark red.He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red too. "Oh no!!" he says. "I've been marooned!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The customer at the Italian restaurant was so pleased with his meal that he asked to speak to the chef. The owner proudly led him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef. "Your veal parmigiana was superb," the customer said. "I just spent a month in Italy, and yours is better than any I ever had over there." "Naturally," the chef said. "Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A good friend of mine warned me that, as my three daughters became old enough to date, I'd disapprove of every young man who took them out. But when the time came, I was pleased that my friend's prediction was wrong. Each boy was pleasant and well mannered. Talking to my daughter Joanna one day, I said that I liked all the young men she and her sisters brought home. "You know, Dad," she replied, "we don't show you everybody." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church and after two weeks took them out. I asked him why and he confessed that they worked fine but when he went in there he saw a sign that read, "To hear a replay of this week's sermon, push the button." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911. "You gotta help me find my parrot!" The operator patiently replied, "We can't help you with that, ma'am. This number only deals with emergencies." But the lady persisted, and then the operator told her not to be concerned, that the parrot should fly back in a few days. Then, out of desperation, the lady begged, "But you don't understand! The only thing he says is "Here, kitty, kitty!!!" **** Quickies **** What do you call a hen that gets sunburned in Florida? Southern fried chicken! ~ Why was the cat so small? Because it only ate condensed milk! ~ What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? Let us prey! ~ Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was some money in thekitty! ~ Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat! ~ What do cat actors say on stage? Tabby or not tabby! ~ How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She's got that down in the mouth look! ~ What do you get if cross a cat with a canary? Shredded tweet! ~ What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree? A cat-a-logue! ~ Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
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The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung used by Egyptians in 2000 BC. There are 336 dimples in a golf ball. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. ~~~ Bank Gives 'Cock and Ball' the Shaft ------------ AIREDALE, Yorkshire - A Yorkshire bank denied putting a gun club in a compromising position due to its vulgar name. The members of The Cock, Ball, Nipple and Touchhole Club were shocked when their eight-year-old bank account was shut down when it went just slightly overdrawn and thought it was because of their rude-sounding name. Bank officials claim it was closed simply because it was overdrawn and "was in no way influenced by the group's name or its activities." Despite how it can be interpreted, the terms cock, ball, nipple and touchhole are all parts on an antique rifle, although members admit that some people do assume they are an 'adult' organization. ~~~ Woman Should Have Ducked to Avoid Flying Goose ------ CHRISTCHURCH PARK, Ipswich - Apparently being hit by "fowls" does not only happen at baseball stadiums anymore. A 47-year old woman had her tongue knocked down her throat when a flying goose hit her in the face as it took off from a pond. Luckily, a trained first-aider was near by and raced to help the injured woman as she lay on the ground. She had swallowed her tongue and stopped breathing, but he managed to revive her as another passer by called an ambulance and is now reportedly recovering at her home. ~~~ Domino's Driver Doesn't Deliver Everything MUSKEGON HEIGHTS, Michigan - Apparently Domino's Pizza delivery drivers don't deliver everything. The driver told police he went to apartment building, not realizing the food order was for the rear apartment and knocked on the door of the front apartment. A woman who appeared to be intoxicated or high on drugs reportedly came out of the apartment and offered to perform a sex act for the food. As he tried to pull away to get back to his car, the woman bit him on the arm, then climbed through his window and allegedly grabbed his crotch several times. Somehow, the woman wound up with the food and 20-ounce pop that had been on the car's front seat. The delivery driver later went to a local hospital for a tetanus shot. ~~~ Law Weighs Heavily Upon Oversized Passenger LOS ANGELES - Twice the size equals twice the fare according to a judge in Los Angeles. The ruling came after Cynthia Luther, who weighs more than 300 pounds, alleged that Southwest harassed and discriminated against her in May before she boarded a flight from Reno to Burbank. According to the lawsuit, Luther was asked if she needed a seat belt extension, then was told to buy a second ticket "so as not to inconvenience other passengers seated next to her." A friend bought the extra ticket, but Luther sat in one seat with the armrest down. Superior Court Judge Marilyn Hoffman said the airline's policy wasn't discriminatory and is aimed at situations that "might significantly encroach on another passenger." ~~~ Robber Failed When Push Came to Shove SAGINAW, Michigan - Reading directions would have been helpful for a thief who robbed a restaurant in Saginaw, Michigan. The would be robber failed to escape after he pushed with all of his might on a door that was clearly marked "pull." According to police, the man eventaully discovered his mistake, but it was already too late. ~~~ Moon Over Swaziland? SWAZILAND - An unusual "astral" event occurred in Swaziland when a group of 50 women tried to 'moon' Prince Maguga, King Mswati III's brother. The women were attempting to rally fellow countrymen to protest against what they claimed was a brutal and autocratic government. The King and Prince's uncle, Ncutfu Mongomezulu, said that their bare bottoms is a potent curse on his nephews, adding that they would need to cleanse them using an African root to remove the magic. He also threatened to use a potion to send the women into a deep sleep. ~~~ Shave and a Haircut, Two Bites LAKELAND, Florida - Getting a nick or a scratch at the barber is a risk everybody faces, but Charles Gibson was not expecting to have his thumb bitten off when he sat down to have his hair cut by Charles Smith. "He looked all hyped up like he was high," said Gibson, "I told him, 'That's OK, I'll get my hair cut by somebody else.' That's when he revolted." When Gibson refused to pay $5 for the haircut Smith attacked him with a razor and then chewed his thumb off. Doctors were unable to reattach Gibson's right thumb. 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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ralph Sylvester Peer, country music record pioneer,
born Independence, MO 1892. The seating capacity of the Ryman Auditorium was
increased, with the construction of the balcony in 1897. The extra space
was needed for an upcoming Confederate Veterans
convention. Frankie More, leader of the "Log Cabin Boys" born
1906. Roy Drusky, singer/songwriter born Atlanta, GA
1930. Kris Kristofferson born "Kristoffer Kristofferson,"
Brownsville, TX 1936. Eddy Arnold's "One Kiss Too Many" was #1 in
1949. Red Foley topped the charts with "Birmingham Bounce"
1950. Marty Robbins went to #1 with "Just Married"
1958. Marty Robbins released "Devil Woman/April Fools Day"
1962. Ernie Ashworth's "Talk Back Trembling Lips" topped
the charts in 1963. Cal Smith's single "Country Bumpkin" was #1 in
1974. Merle Haggard recorded his #1 single "Going Where The
Lonely Go," 1981. Waylon & Willie's "Just To Satisfy You" was #1 in
1982. MCA released Mark Chesnutt's album "Almost Goodbye"
1993. Warner Bros. released Bela Fleck's "Tales from the
Acoustic Planet, Vol. 2" 1999. Shania Twain's "The Woman in Me" CD was certified
platinum 1995. Sales exceeded the 12 million mark in early
2004. Michelle Poe debuted on the Grand Ole Opry
2004.
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