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The top 10 country singles:? ? 

1. As Good As I Once Was -- Toby Keith? ? 
2. Something More -- Sugarland? ? 
3. Mississippi Girl -- Faith Hill? ? 
4. Fast Cars And Freedom -- Rascal Flatts? ? 
5. Play Something Country -- Brooks & Dunn? ? 
6. Alcohol -- Brad Paisley? ? 
7. Don't Worry 'Bout A Thing -- SheDaisy? ? 
8. Do You Want Fries With That -- Tim McGraw? ? 
9. A Real Fine Place To Start -- Sara Evans? ? 
10. Making Memories Of Us -- Keith Urban? ? 


The top 10 country albums:? ? 
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1. Rascal Flatts -- Feels Like Today? ? 
2. Toby Keith -- Honkytonk University? ? 
3. Keith Urban -- Be Here? ? 
4. George Strait -- Somewhere Down In Texas? ? 
5. Sugarland -- Twice The Speed Of Life? ? 
6. Jason Aldean -- Jason Aldean? ? 
7. Toby Keith -- Greatest Hits 2? ? 
8. Gretchen Wilson -- Here For The Party? ? 
9. Kenny Chesney -- When The Sun Goes Down? ? 
10. Big & Rich -- Horse Of A Different Color? ? 



The top 10 Christian singles:? ? 
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1. In The Blink Of An Eye -- MercyMe? ? 
2. Brave -- Nichole Nordeman? ? 
3. Hide -- Joy Williams? ? 
4. Holy Is The Lord -- Chris Tomlin? ? 
5. Miracle -- John David Webster? ? 
6. Next Thing You Know (Thirteen) -- Matthew West? ? 
7. Held -- Natalie Grant? ? 
8. Take You Back -- Jeremy Camp? ? 
9. Friend Of God -- Phillips, Craig And Dean? ? 
10. Who Am I? -- Point Of Grace? ? 

The top 10 DVD rentals:? ? 

1. Constantine -- Warner Home Video? ? 
2. Million Dollar Baby -- Warner Home Video? ? 
3. Man of the House -- Columbia TriStar Home Entertainment? ? 
4. Hide And Seek (Widescreen) -- FoxVideo? ? 
5. The Pacifier -- Walt Disney Pictures? ? 
6. Ice Princess -- Walt Disney Home Entertainment? ? 
7. Hitch -- Columbia TriStar Home Entertainment? ? 
8. Hostage -- Miramax Home Entertainment? ? 
9. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous -- Warner Home? ? 
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10. Coach Carter -- Paramount Home Entertainment? ? 
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Top 10 DVD sales:? ? 

1. Constantine (Widsecreen Edition) -- Warner Home Video? ? 
2. Constantine (Full Screen) -- Warner Home Video? ? 
3. Ice Princess (Full Screen) -- Walt Disney Home Entertain-? ? 
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4. Ice Princess (Widescreen) -- Walt Disney Home Entertainment? ? 
5. Constantine (Deluxe Edition) -- Warner Home Video? ? 
6. Man of the House -- Columbia TriStar Home Entertainment? ? 
7. Million Dollar Baby (Widescreen) -- Warner Home Video? ? 
8. Laguna Beach: The Complete First Season -- Paramount Home? ? 
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9. Million Dollar Baby (Full Screen) -- Warner Home Video? ? 
10. The Pacifier (Full Screen) -- Walt Disney Pictures? ? 

The top 10 singles:? ? 
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1. We Belong Together -- Mariah Carey? ? 
2. Pon de Replay -- Rihanna? ? 
3. Don't Cha -- The Pussycat Dolls Featuring Busta Rhymes? ? 
4. Let Me Hold You -- Bow Wow Featuring Omarion? ? 
5. Lose Control -- Missy Elliott Featuring Ciara & Fat Man? ? 
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6. Hollaback Girl -- Gwen Stefani? ? 
7. Behind These Hazel Eyes -- Kelly Clarkson? ? 
8. You And Me -- Lifehouse? ? 
9. Don't Phunk With My Heart -- The Black Eyed Peas? ? 
10. Listen To Your Heart -- D.H.T.? ? 


The top 10 albums:? ? 

1. Various Artists -- Now 19? ? 
2. Mariah Carey -- The Emancipation Of Mimi? ? 
3. Dane Cook -- Retaliation? ? 
4. Jason Mraz -- Mr. A-Z? ? 
5. Coldplay -- X&Y? ? 
6. The Black Eyed Peas -- Monkey Business? ? 
7. Gorillaz -- Demon Days? ? 
8. R. Kelly -- TP.3 Reloaded? ? 
9. Babyface -- Grown & Sexy? ? 
10. Kelly Clarkson -- Breakaway? ? 

The top 10 mainstream rock tracks:? ? 
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1. Best Of You -- Foo Fighters? ? 
2. Remedy -- Seether? ? 
3. Right Here -- Staind? ? 
4. The Hand That Feeds -- Nine Inch Nails? ? 
5. B.Y.O.B. -- System Of A Down? ? 
6. Doesn't Remind Me -- Audioslave? ? 
7. Happy? -- Mudvayne? ? 
8. Guarded -- Disturbed? ? 
9. Brother -- Dark New Day? ? 
10. Colors -- Crossfade? ? 

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**** BILL'S COUNTRY CALANDER ****

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Old Joe Clark "Manuel D. Clark" of the Renfro Valley Barn Dance born Erwin, TN 1922.

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Herschel Sizemore, bluegrass mandolin/vocalist, born in Alabama 1935.

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Myrna Lorrie, Canadian Country Music Hall of Fame, born in Canada 1940.

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Mark DuFresne "Confederate Railroad," born Green Bay, WI 1953.

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Lefty Frizzell headlined, as the Hollywood Bowl presented their first ever country music concert 1955.

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Marty Robbins released "Singing The Blues/I Can't Quit" 1956.

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The Louvin Brothers recorded "Send Me The Pillow You Dream On" 1958.

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Darrell Scott, award winning singer/songwriter/record label owner, born 1959.

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Loretta's twin beauties, Patsy and Peggy Lynn, born Nashville, TN 1964.

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Tom T. Hall's "Washed My Face In The Morning Dew," was his first chart single, 1967.

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Lisa Stewart born Louisville, MS 1968.

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The Kendalls' single "Heaven's Just A Sin Away," charted 1977.

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Steel guitarist Billy Bowman died 1989.

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Wynonna's debut album "Wynonna," reached the three million mark in sales 1993.

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Charlie Daniels released his second gospel album "Steel Witness" 1996.

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Edsel released "Time for Travelin': The Best of Joe Ely, Vol. 2" 1996.

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Colleen Carroll Brooks, age 70, recording artist/regular on The Red Foley Ozark Jubilee/

mother of Garth Brooks, died of throat cancer 1999.

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Reba McEntire's single "Somebody" topped the charts 2004.

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Dave Kapp, songwriter/publisher/founder of Kapp Records, born Chicago, IL 1904.

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Felice Bryant, born "Matilda Genevieve Scaduto," Milwaukee, WI 1925.

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B. J. Thomas born Hugo, OK 1942.

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Hank Williams joined the Louisiana Hayride 1948, after six months of proving to management that he could stay sober.

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Rodney Crowell, singer/songwriter/producer/father of Johnny Cash's grandchildren, born Houston, TX 1950.

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Elvis Presley released "Blue Moon of Kentucky," and "That's Alright," 1954.

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Johnny Cash and Vivian Liberto were married in San Antonio, TX 1954. The best man was John's brother Roy. Marshall Grant, bass player for the Tennessee Two, loaned John the money to get to San Antonio for the wedding.

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The final episode of "The Gene Autry Show," aired on CBS-TV 1956.

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Michael Peterson born Tucson, AZ 1959.

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Patsy Cline's "I Fall To Pieces," went to #1 1961.

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Alison Brown, record label executive/banjoist, born 1962.

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Raul Malo of the "Mavericks" born 1965.

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Capitol Records released Buck Owens' album "Your Tender Loving Care" 1967.

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Buck Owens recorded "I've Got You On My Mind Again" 1968.

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Armadillo World Headquarters opened in Austin, TX 1970.

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Homer Haynes of "Homer & Jethro" died Hammond, IN 1971.

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Marty Robbins released "I've Got A Woman's Love/A Little Spot In Heaven" 1972.

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George & Tammy's duet "Golden Ring" topped the charts 1976.

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B. J. Thomas joined the Grand Ole Opry 1981.

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Ester Phillips recording artist, died 1984.

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T. C. Lansford of "The Texas Playboys" died 1989.

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Garth Brooks performed a free concert in Central Park in New York City, 1997. The crowd was estimated at 250,000. The mayor of NYC proclaimed this to be "Garth Brooks Day."

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"Porter Wagoner Day" was proclaimed by Porter's home state of Missouri 1999.

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William Lewis "Billy" Byrd, age 81, "Texas Troubadours," died Nashville, TN 2001.

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Bill Anderson released his album "A Lot of Things Different" 2001.

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William Lee Golden of the Oak Ridge Boys suffered a heart attack 2004. His son will take his place until Golden is well enough to return to the group.

Provided by Bill Morrison at www.rockabillyhall.com/billmorrison.html

ON THIS DATE, COUNTRY MUSIC??™S TOP TUNES WERE:

? ? 1948? ? ? ? ?  Bouquet of Roses - Eddy Arnold

1956? ? ? ? ? ?  I Walk the Line - Johnny Cash

1964? ? ? ? ?  Dang Me - Roger Miller

1972? ? ? ? ?  It??™s Gonna Take a Little Bit Longer - Charley Pride

1980? ? ? ?  Dancin??™ Cowboys - The Bellamy Brothers

1988? ? ? ?  Don??™t We All Have the Right - Ricky Van Shelton

**** Amy's Kitchen ****? ? 

Appetizer

4-Cheese Mexican Tortilla Appetizers
6 (6 inch) fajita-size flour tortillas
1 16 oz.can Refried Beans
1/2 cup?  Medium Taco Sauce
1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper
1/2 cup chopped red bell pepper
1/2 cup sliced (about 3) green onions
1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper
2 cups (8 ounces) 4 cheese Mexican blend
Directions PREHEAT oven to 400? F. Place tortillas on baking sheet(s). BAKE
for 3 to 4 minutes or until crisp. SPREAD refried beans evenly on tortillas.
Spread 1 tablespoon taco sauce over beans. Top with bell peppers, green onions
and crushed red pepper. Sprinkle with cheese. BAKE for 7 to 8 minutes or until
cheese is melted. Cut into wedges? 


**** WABASH VALLEY WEATHER ****
http://www.wtwo.com/

Weather Summary
The question is whether to put isolated showers and storms in the
forecast. I`ll just mention them since the chance is 20 percent. Any
chance will diminish after sunset. Look for temperatures to gradually
rise and stay warm the next several days. Big low to our South will try
to track North, so a slight chance of showers and storms possible
Tuesday. A front will stall South of the Valley, so the low will have
trouble pushing too far North. We`ll have to watch Friday and Saturday
for rain chances. Only slight now. After this round of above normal
temperatures we could see a big cool down by month`s end. A little far
out now to pin down, but the chance is there.
-Dan Reynolds

Weather Factoid
August Weather Trends. Fog and hurricane frequency are on the rise.
Thunderstorms and the UV Index are on the decline.

Saturday Night
Partly Cloudy and Mild. Light Wind.
Low 66

Sunday
Partly Cloudy and Warm. East Wind 5.
High 87

Sunday Night
Partly Cloudy and Muggy. Light Southeast Wind.
Low 67

Monday
Partly Cloudy and Hot. South Wind 5.
High 90

Tuesday
Partly Cloudy. 30% Chance of Showers and Storms.
High 89
Low 68

Wednesday
Partly Cloudy.
High 89
Low 69

Thursday
Partly Cloudy.
High 89
Low 68

Friday
Partly Cloudy.
High 89
Low 69

Saturday
Partly Cloudy.
High 86
Low 67


****A PARTING THOUGHT ****
Y'ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
ANDENJOY THE RACES/
SEE YA MONDAY



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