The top 10 country singles:  
  
1. Keith Urban -- Better Life  
2. Kenny Chesney -- Who You'd Be Today  
3. Joe Nichols -- Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off  
4. Dierks Bentley -- Come A Little Closer  
5. Rascal Flatts -- Skin (Sarabeth)  
6. Garth Brooks -- Good Ride Cowboy  
7. Gary Allan -- Best I Ever Had  
8. Lonestar -- You're Like Comin' Home  
9. Toby Keith -- Big Blue Note  
10. Neal McCoy -- Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On  


The top 10 country albums:  
  
1. Kenny Chesney -- The Road And The Radio  
2. Martina McBride -- Timeless  
3. Rascal Flatts -- Feels Like Today  
4. Johnny Cash -- The Legend Of Johnny Cash  
5. Trace Adkins -- Songs About Me  
6. Billy Currington -- Doin' Somethin' Right  
7. Gretchen Wilson -- All Jacked Up  
8. Sugarland -- Twice The Speed Of Life  
9. Faith Hill -- Fireflies  
10. Montgomery Gentry -- Something To Be Proud Of: The Best  
    Of 1999-2005  

The top 10 Christian singles:  

1. Third Day -- Cry Out To Jesus  
2. Jeremy Camp -- This Man  
3. MercyMe -- In The Blink Of An Eye  
4. Casting Crowns -- Lifesong  
5. Mark Schultz -- I Am  
6. Big Daddy Weave -- Just The Way I Am  
7. Jadon Lavik -- What If  
8. Superchic[k] -- We Live  
9. Chris Tomlin -- Holy Is The Lord  
10. Matthew West -- Next Thing You Know (Thirteen)  

The top 10 DVD rentals:  

1. Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (Full Screen)  
   -- FoxVideo  
2. Bewitched -- Sony Pictures Home Entertainment  
3. Batman Begins -- Warner Home Video  
4. House of Wax 2005 -- Warner Home Video  
5. Herbie: Fully Loaded -- Walt Disney Home Entertainment  
6. The Perfect Man -- Universal Studios Home Video  
7. Interpreter -- Universal Studios Home Video  
8. Kicking and Screaming -- Universal Studios Home Video  
9. Kingdom of Heaven -- FoxVideo  
10. The Longest Yard -- Paramount Home Entertainment  
  

Top 10 DVD sales:  
  
1. Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (Widescreen) --  
   FoxVideo  
2. Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (Full Screen)  
   -- FoxVideo  
3. Herbie: Fully Loaded -- Walt Disney Home Entertainment  
4. Office Space: Special Edition (Widescreen) -- FoxVideo  
5. Batman Begins (Widescreen) -- Warner Home Video  
6. Star Wars: Episode I-The Phantom Menace -- FoxVideo  
7. Cinderella: Special Edition -- Walt Disney Home Enter-  
   tainment  
8. Star Wars: Episode II-Attack Of The Clones (Widescreen)  
   -- FoxVideo  
9. Batman Begins (Full Screen) -- Warner Home Video  
10. Bewitched: Special Edition -- Sony Pictures Home  
    Entertainment  

The top 10 singles:  

1. Chris Brown -- Run It!  
2. Kanye West Featuring Jamie Foxx -- Gold Digger  
3. The Black Eyed Peas -- My Humps  
4. Young Jeezy Featuring Akon -- Soul Survivor  
5. Nickelback -- Photograph  
6. Sean Paul -- We Be Burnin'  
7. D4L -- Laffy Taffy  
8. Kelly Clarkson -- Because Of You  
9. The Pussycat Dolls -- Stickwitu  
10.  T-Pain -- I'm Sprung  


The top 10 albums:  
  
1. Kenny Chesney -- The Road And The Radio  
2. Soundtrack -- Get Rich Or Die Tryin'  
3. Various Artists -- Now 20  
4. Neil Diamond -- 12 Songs  
5. Nickelback -- All The Right Reasons  
6. The Black Eyed Peas -- Monkey Business  
7. Floetry -- Flo' Ology  
8. Santana -- All That I Am  
9. Destiny's Child -- #1's  
10. Kelly Clarkson -- Breakaway  

What Is The Definition Of .

Amnesia?...What did you just ask me?

Apathy?...I don't care.

Bigotry?...I'm not going to tell someone like you.

Egotistical?...I'm the best person to answer that question.

Evasive?...Go do your homework.

Flatulent?...That question really stinks!

Ignorance?...I don't know.

Indifference?...It doesn't matter.

Influenza?...You've got to be sick to ask me that question.

Insomnia?...I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.

Irreverent?...I swear to God, you ask too many questions!

Narcissism?...Before I answer, tell me, don't I look great?

Over-Protective?...I don't know if you're ready for the answer.

Paranoid?...You probably think I don't know the answer, do you?

Procrastination?...I'll tell you tomorrow.

Repetitive?...I already told you the answer once before.

Self-Centred?...Well, I know the answer, that's all that matters.

Suspicious?...Why are you asking me all these questions?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CARL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Soon after my 16-year-old sister started working after school as a
grocery-store cashier, I went to see how she was doing.

I tried to make myself inconspicuous as I waited to check out my
purchases. Ahead of me was a young man who was flirting with my sister.
Both embarrassed and amused by his advances, she continued to ring up
his groceries. Finally the persistent fellow ventured,

"Would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight?"

Oblivious to his questions and adhering to her employee training, she
asked him,

"How will you be paying?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q.  What's the easist way to count a herd of cattle?

A.  Use a cowculator.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q.  Why do blondes leave empty milk cartons in their refrigerator?

A.  In case someone wants black coffee.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his Family including
his
mother-in-law. During their vacation in Jerusalem George's Mother-in-law
died. With the death certificate in his hand, George went to the
American
Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the
United
States for a proper burial. The Consul told George that to send the body
back to the United States for burial is very, very expensive. It could
cost
him as much as $5,000.00. The Consul told him, in most cases the person
responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here in
Jerusalem. This would only cost him $150.00. George thinks for sometime
and
answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back;
that's
what I want to do." The Consul says "You must have loved your
Mother-in-law
very much considering the difference in price." "No, it's not that,"
says
George. "You see, I know of a case many, many years ago of a man that
was
buried here in Jerusalem. On the third day he arose from the dead! I
just
can't take that chance!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A young man was having some money problems,
and needed $200 to get his car fixed and
road-worthy again. But had run out of people
to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via
the operator, and reverses the charge and
says to his father. "I need to borrow two
hundred dollars," he says.

At the other end, his father says, "Sorry,
I can't hear you, son, I think there may be
a bad line."

The boy shouts, "Two hundred. I need two
hundred dollars!"

"Sorry, I still can't hear you clearly,"
says his father.

The operator cuts in, "Sorry to butt in,
But I can hear him perfectly clearly."

The father says, "Good. YOU send him the
money!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My boss wanted a "Clean Desk" policy, so he sent a memo saying that any
paper left on desks would be removed at night and we would have to
fill-out
a form to get it back.
So we left all our garbage paper on our desks every night.
In a week, the boss had an office full of garbage and we never heard
about
the policy again.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



**** WABASH VALLEY WEATHER ****
http://www.wtwo.com/
Weather Summary:
A south wind Friday night will keep temperatures from falling as we stay
in the mid to upper 20`s. Saturday the south wind warms us into the low
50`s. Showers will develop by Saturday night. There will be showers and
it will be breezy on Sunday. Temperatures on Sunday could go as high as
60! Sunday night into the first part of Monday there will be a chance of
t-storms and a few could be severe. Monday will bring showers and windy
weather. As colder air moves in by Tuesday, some light snow may linger.
It gets colder by the end of the week and a southern system could bring
some light snow by the end of next week.

-- Jesse Walker

Weather Factoid:
The coldest temperature ever recorded here in November came on November
25th, 1950 with it dropped to -4

Friday Night
Not As Cold
Low 27

Saturday
Lots Of Clouds, Much Warmer
High 52

Saturday Night
Showers Developing
Low 42

Sunday
Showers Likely, Possible T-Storms at Night
High 60
Low 42

Monday
Showers / T-Storms
High 55
Low 52

Tuesday
Light Snow Possible
High 40
Low 35

Wednesday
Partly Sunny
HIgh 42
Low 25

Thursday
Light Snow Possible
High 38
Low 28

Friday
Light Snow Possible
High 32
Low 22


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