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These
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They are,
PG - Not intended for younger
readers - PG
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Anyone without a sense
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Them
Remember
It is easier to
get older than it is to get wiser.
WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 07,2005
REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR
THOUGHT
FOR TODAY:
Prayers & Cards Needed for 2
Boys
We have had a horrible tragedy within
our school. A teacher that
works at Jamestown Elementary, Rhonda Hale,
currently has two sons
fighting for their lives at a hospital in Lexington,
KY. The two boys
were riding their ATVs after church on Sunday. Austin, a 10
year old
was on a dirt bike, and Ethan, a 16 year old, was on a 4-wheeler.
The
two boys collided with one another head-on. They WERE wearing
helmets
but the injuries sustained were still massive. They were flown to
UK
Children's Hospital where teams of doctors began working on
them
immediately. Ethan has broken every bone in his face and has lost
his
left eye. The first of many surgeries was done to begin repairing
the
damage. He is nothing but metal from the chin up. Currently, fluid
is
gathering at the back of his brain and more surgery is going to need
to
be done to remove it. Austin has yet to regain consciousness. He
has been
unresponsive since the accident and doctors are saying that
it is a miracle
that he even made it to the hospital. A shunt has
been placed in his head to
reduce fluid and swelling. He has multiple
injuries including 2 crushed
vertebrae, broken limbs and a pelvis
that is broken in half, which cannot be
operated on until more is
known about his head injuries. Both boys are on
feeding tubes and
have developed fevers. As you can imagine Rhonda's world
has been
shattered. Her boys are all she has left and she is devastated,
as
any mother would be. She has requested that any willing person
please
pray for her sons. The school is also requesting that cards be
sent
to the boys. We are trying to get cards sent from all over
the
country so that the boys, as well as Rhonda, have something to
look
forward to daily. The cards are going to be kept and counted so
that
Austin, Ethan and Rhonda can see just how many people have
been
praying for them. If you could, please send a card to the
address
below and then forward this e-mail to anyone and everyone you
know.
At this time, prayer is the best medicine for these
youths.
Ethan and/or Austin Hale
UK Children's
Hospital
800 Rose Street
Lexington, KY
40536
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We live in
a small town where we have a volunteer Ambulance Corp.
We are blessed
with many dedicated and fully qualified attendants, who staff our
ambulances
and give freely of themselves. I was chatting with one of the EMS
responders one day and she could hardly stifle a chuckle, so I asked her
what was so funny and she told me this story...
It seems that she had
gone to an automobile accident and was checking a patient
who was lying on
the road for injuries. As she knelt beside him and probed him, she asked,
"Does this hurt or does that hurt?"
After each probe, he replied,
"No."
When she had nearly completed her examination, she shifted to a
better
spot from which to finish the examination when after one of her
probing questions, he exclaimed very loudly,
"Now *THAT* hurts!"
When she asked where, he looked up at her with a look of real
pain on
his face and said. . ."You're kneeling on my
fingers!"
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On a trip to the fire station, I was
accompanying a class of six- year-olds who were learning about fire prevention.
When we were ready to leave, the firemen quizzed the children about what they
had learned. One by one the children were asked questions, and then the last
child was asked, "What would you do if your clothes were on fire?"
After
a moment's hesitation, the child replied, "I wouldn't put them on."
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Someone has stated that the three phrases that best
sum up the
Christmas season are: "Peace on Earth",
"Goodwill to Men" and "Batteries not
included."
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I refuse to
spend my life worrying about what I eat.
There is no pleasure
worth forgoing just for an extra
three years in the geriatric
ward.
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As head of the FBI, J.Edgar Hoover ruled
the agency with a picky hand. When he disapproved of the manner in which an
agent had written a memo with the words typed too close to the edge of the page,
Hoover scribbled a note and sent the memo back. The note instructed the agent to
"watch the borders."
The agent showed Hoover's note to his supervisor,
and FBI agents were immediately pulled off other assignments and sent to man the
borders between the United States and
Mexico
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The temperance speaker had drawn a lurid
picture of the misery to which alcohol would lead its devotees. No extreme had
been unexplained, and finally the speaker lifted both hands to heaven and cried
out, "So I ask you, ladies and gentlemen, what under the sun is so unbearable as
drink? What on earth can make you as miserable as drink?"
And from the
rear of the crowd came the loud retort, "Thirst!"
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A college student has
been thrown out of his apartment
for not paying his rent, so he sends
an e-mail to his
father.
"Please send money. I'm in the street."
The father replies, "Have no money. Watch out
for
cars."
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Judi and her husband Phil noticed that their
two-and-a-half-year-old daughter Nikki was staring out of the big picture window
in the living room, watching the heavy snowfall. Pointing at the large
snowflakes, Nikki called out to her parents, "Come look! It's raining
butterflies outside!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don't
understand scary movies like "Friday the 13th" because Jason kills people with a
butcher knife that he finds in their house. What kind of food are you eating?
Jason breaks into my house, he's gonna have to plastic-fork me to
death.
- Sinbad -
~~~~~~~~~~~~Patricia~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I called the airline
for information on taking archery equipment on board a flight. "May I take my
bow on the plane?" I inquired.
After a long pause a puzzled voice
responded, "Madam, you may take anyone you wish, provided he has a ticket."
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A small village was troubled by a man-eating
lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and
kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion,
but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give
him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to
wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the
sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully
approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no
sign of the lion.
"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the
chief.
"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let
the bull loose?"
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Travelling home alone, I had to stand
on the crowded bus. I was gazing out the window when all of a sudden, I saw my
grandmother pull up beside the bus. I was so surprised to see her that I blurted
out, "Hey, that's my grandmother!" I was embarrassed to realize I had spoken out
loud, until the stranger next to me looked out the window, then turned to me.
"Yes," he said, "I thought I recognized her."
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A
small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message
to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several
nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he
told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin
over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the
middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks
coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on
the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
"What
happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.
"Forget the damn
lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"
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Mary and Jim took their two
daughters, Lauren eight, and Sarah seven, skiing in Utah. Because Mary and the
girls were novices they took ski classes. The girls were quick learners but Mary
wasn't very graceful on the slopes. "I guess I just don't have any rhythm for
this sport," she told her girls. Later when Jim joined the rest of the family
for hot chocolate, he asked, "How did everybody do with your lessons?" Lauren
answered, "The rhythm method doesn't work for Mom." "You can say that again,"
said Mary, looking at her daughters who were born just twelve months
apart.
~~~~~~~~~~~~Betsy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What is a debtor, Dad?"
"A
man who owes money."
"And what is a creditor?"
"The man who
thinks he is going to get it."
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A very self-important college freshman at a recent USC football game,
took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it
was impossible for the older generation to understand his own. "You grew up in a
different, actually almost primitive, world," the student said loud enough for
the whole crowd to hear. "We young people today grew up with television, jet
planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited
Mars... We even have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with
light-speed processing ..... and uh."
Taking advantage of a pause for
breath in the student's litany, the "wizened" one said, "You're right, Son. We
didn't have those things when we were young...so we invented them.. you arrogant
little spithead!! Now.... what are you doing for the next generation??"
I love senior
citizens
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An artist asked the gallery
owner if there had been any
interest in his paintings on display at that
time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied.
"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if
it would appreciate in
value after your death. When I told him it
would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist
exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"The guy was your
doctor."
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A grocer put up a
sign that read "Eggplants, 25?? ea.--three
for a
dollar."
All day long, customers came in exclaiming: "Don't
be
ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"
Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four eggplants.
The tailor next door had been watching these antics and
finally asked the grocer, "Aren't you going to fix the
mistake on your sign?"
"What mistake?" the grocer asked.
"Before I put up that sign
no one ever bought more than one
eggplant."
****
Quickies ****
My husband wanted to
renew our vows...
I told him I don't want to make the same
mistake
twice.
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A
vampire took a vacation on a cruise ship. The headwaiter asked if he'd like to
check out their menu. "No Thanks," said the vampire. "But do you have a
passenger list?"
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What is the center of Jupiter?
The letter
"I."
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The most famous inventer is an Irishman
called Pat Pending
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**** HEALTH NEWS ****
HOLIDAY BLUES OR
DEPRESSION
As the days grow shorter
and the skies grayer, winter weather
can bring about gloomy
moods and sad feelings, Boston
researchers find. Holiday stress
and the change of seasons
can lead to holiday blues, which is a
temporary state of feel-
ing low and that could go on for
several days or perhaps a
week. However, more sustained sadness
or loss of interest in
things that used to be pleasurable, and
that goes on for
several weeks, could be clinical depression.
"Treatments like
talk therapy and anti-depressants are useful in
treating
clinical depression," says Dr. Jonathan Alpert of the
Harvard
Medical School. Those depressed should seek medical
attention.
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PROLONGED STRESS TAKES A
TOLL
University of California at San Francisco
scientists report
psychological stress may exact its toll, at
least in part,
by affecting molecules. The study of 58
biological mothers
-- 39 of chronically ill child and 19 mothers
of a healthy
child -- finds mothers of chronically ill children
were more
stressed, but their biological markers were not
different.
However, the more years of care giving -- the greater
the
oxidative stress, which leads to aging. The study,
published
in the Proceedings of the National Academy of
Sciences,
determined that chronic stress, and the perception of
life
stress each had a significant impact on three
biological
factors. This is the first evidence that chronic
psycho-
logical stress -- and how a person perceives stress
--
suggests stress may modulate the rate of cellular
aging,
according to study co-author Elizabeth
Blackburn.
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INSOMNIA POORLY
UNDERSTOOD
It's estimated that between 5 percent to
35 percent of people
experience insomnia, yet it is poorly
understood, a U.S. study
finds. Michael Sateia of Dartmouth
Medical School says family
doctors, nurses and psychologists
should routinely enquire
about sleep habits as a component of
overall health assessment.
In addition, drug treatments such as
standard hypnotics and
sedating antidepressants are commonly
prescribed, despite
little empirical research among patients
with insomnia. "Non-
pharmacological treatments, particularly
stimulus control and
sleep restriction, are effective for
conditioned aspects of
insomnia and are associated with durable
long-term improvement
in sleep," Sateia writes in The
Lancet.
**** ON THIS DAY
****
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
TWAS THE
NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
HE LIVED ALL ALONE,
IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE
OF
PLASTER AND STONE.
I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
WITH PRESENTS
TO GIVE,
AND TO SEE JUST WHO
IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.
I LOOKED ALL
ABOUT,
A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,
NOT EVEN A
TREE.
NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
ON THE
WALL HUNG PICTURES
OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.
WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,
AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,
A SOBER THOUGHT
CAME THROUGH MY MIND.
FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,
IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
I FOUND
THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,
ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.
THE SOLDIER LAY
SLEEPING,
SILENT, ALONE,
CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR
IN THIS ONE BEDROOM
HOME.
THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,
THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,
NOT HOW
I PICTURED
A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.
WAS THIS THE HERO
OF WHOM
I'D JUST READ?
CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,
THE FLOOR FOR A BED?
I
REALIZED THE FAMILIES
THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,
OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE
SOLDIERS
WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.
SOON ROUND THE WORLD,
THE
CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,
AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE
A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS
DAY.
THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM
EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,
BECAUSE OF
THE SOLDIERS,
LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.
I COULDN'T HELP WONDER
HOW MANY LAY ALONE,
ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE
IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.
THE VERY THOUGHT
BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE,
I DROPPED TO MY KNEES
AND STARTED TO CRY.
THE SOLDIER AWAKENED
AND I HEARD A ROUGH
VOICE,
"SANTA DON'T CRY,
THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE;
I FIGHT FOR
FREEDOM,
I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,
MY LIFE IS MY GOD,
MY COUNTRY, MY
CORPS."
THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER
AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP,
I COULDN'T
CONTROL IT,
I CONTINUED TO WEEP.
I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS,
SO
SILENT AND STILL
AND WE BOTH SHIVERED
FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL.
I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE
ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,
THIS GUARDIAN
OF HONOR
SO WILLING TO FIGHT.
THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,
WITH
A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,
WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA,
IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY,
ALL IS SECURE."
ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH,
AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND,
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT."
This poem
was written by a Marine. The
following is his request. I think it is
reasonable.....
PLEASE. Would you do me the kind favor of sending this
to as many people as you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is
due to our U.S. service men and women for our being able to celebrate these
festivities. Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we owe. Make
people stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who sacrificed themselves
for us. Please, do your small part to plant this small seed.
****
HEADS UP FOLKS ****
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Please Help
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mammogram"
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of getting free food donated
every day to abused and neglected animals. It takes less than a minute to
go
to their site and click on "feed an animal in need" for free! This
doesn't cost you a thing! Their corporate
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exchange
for advertising.
Here's the web site! Pass it along to
people you know!
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com
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**** COUNTRY CALANDER ****
1903 Hugh
Farr, a member of the Sons of the Pioneers, born
in Llano,
Texas
1923 Jim Eanes, bluegrass singer and songwriter, born
in
Mountain Valley, Virginia
1941 Helen
Cornelius born in Hannibal, Missouri
1955 Bill Lloyd, of
Foster & Lloyd, born in Fort Hood,
Texas
1952 Eddy Arnold's RCA recording of "I'd Trade All of
My
Tomorrows (for Just One Yesterday)" charted
2002 CMT Crossroads featuring Travis Tritt and Ray
Charles
first aired
1988 Roy
Orbison died at the age of 52 in Hendersonville,
Tennessee
1876 Thomas Edison invented the
phonograph
1952 After 20 years with the label, Roy Acuff
left Columbia
Records
1964 Tex Ritter elected to the Country Music Hall of Fame
1961 Buck Owens recorded "Kickin' Our Hearts Around"
for
Capitol
1936 Ernest Tubb's
first Bluebird record, "The Passing of
Jimmie Rodgers" and "The
Last Thoughts of Jimmie Rodgers,"
released
2002 Rebecca Lynn Howard appeared on NBC-TV's
"Providence,"
singing
"Forgive"
****
COUNTRY MUSIC NEWS ****
Nelson, Snider Added to Guthrie's City of New Orleans Shows
Willie Nelson, Todd Snider and Cyril Neville have been added
to selected shows on Arlo Guthrie's upcoming train trip on
the City of New Orleans. Billed as the Arlo Guthrie &
Friends:
Ridin' on the City of New Orleans tour, the trip is
designed
to raise money and equipment to help restore the New
Orleans
musical infrastructure devastated by Hurricane Katrina.
Cyril
Neville, the youngest of the Neville Brothers, will
perform
at Monday's (Dec. 5) kickoff concert at the Vic Theatre
in
Chicago and Wednesday's (Dec. 5) stop in Kankakee,
Ill.
Snider has signed on for the Dec. 13 concert at the
New
Daisy in Memphis. Nelson and longtime bandmate
Mickey
Raphael will perform on Dec. 17 at Tipitina's in New
Orleans
during the tour's final concert. The seven-city tour
also
includes stops in three Illinois cities --
Champaign,
Effingham and Carbondale. The tour borrows its name
from
"The City of New Orleans," the late Steve Goodman's
train
song that was a hit for both Guthrie and
Nelson.
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Big & Rich Plan Rose Bowl
Appearance
Big & Rich and U.S. Supreme Court Justice
Sandra Day
O'Connor apparently both have key roles in the
upcoming
Rose Bowl football game in Pasadena, Calif. In
an
Associated Press interview, "Big" Kenny Alphin
confirmed
that he, partner John Rich and Cowboy Troy will
perform
during halftime of the Jan. 4 championship game.
As
previously announced, O'Connor is scheduled to
handle
the coin toss for the
game.
**** TODAY'S USELESS FACT
****
Why did Vincent van Gogh cut off his
ear?
 To be precise, it was the lobe of his left ear
which Van
Gogh put into an envelope and gave to a brothel
wench named Rachel with these words: "Guard this object carefully." After he
tried to drink a quart of turpentine in his studio, he was sent to the asylum at
Saint-Remy on May 7, 1889. The doctors began to treat him with hydrotherapy for
acute mania and epilepsy. A precise diagnosis of Van Gogh's illness is still
unavailable, despite hundreds of conjectures. We do know a few facts: Van Gogh
suffered from syphilis contracted from prostitutes off the docks at Antwerp;
there was also a history of mental illness in his family. Some physicians now
believe Van Gogh may have had a congenital brain lesion that was aggravated by
absinthe.
**** WABASH
VALLEY WEATHER ****
http://www.wtwo.com/
Weather Summary:
Another cold night for
Tuesday night. There will be partly sunny skies
on Wednesday but
temperatures remain nearly 20 degrees BELOW normal. A
storm system will be
developing Wednesday in the souther plains. That
storm will move along the
Gulf of Mexico but a "trough" of low pressure
will extend north into this
area and this will cause snow to develop on
Thursday. Accumulations will be
likely. That snow will end overnight
Thursday night. Looking ahead to the
weekend, it will warm up and it`s
possible to see temperatures above normal
for the first time this month.
-- Jesse Walker
Weather Factoid:
Bright yellow Saturn will rise in the east-northeast around 9 p.m. local
time at the beginning of December and about two hours earlier by month`s
end. At midnight it will be well up in the east. It will be highest in
the south before dawn, about midway between the bright stars Pollux and
Regulus. Those with telescopes will have a fine chance to view the
planet`s famous rings. Even a small telescope should show Saturn`s
biggest moon, Titan, which is larger than the planets Mercury and Pluto.
If you stay out late to observe Saturn, your telescope will show Titan
east of the planet by about four times the width of Saturn`s rings.
Tuesday Night
Few Flurries
Low 7
Wednesday
Partly
Sunny
High 22
Wednesday Night
Becoming Cloudy
Low 10
Thursday
Snow Developing, Accumulations Likely
High 25
Low 10
Friday
Partly Sunny
High 28
Low 12
Saturday
Partly
Sunny
HIgh 35
Low 15
Sunday
Partly Sunny
High 38
Low 23
Monday
Mostly Cloudy
High 38
Low 22
Tuesday
Partly
Sunny
High 38
Low 25
LAST CALL Y'ALL
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their
sexes. She
calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them
carefully and all
would become clear in time.
She spends weeks staring at
the cage and eventually catches them doing what
comes naturally. To make
sure she doesn't get them mixed up again, she cuts out
a ring from a piece
of cardboard and puts it round the male parrot's neck.
A while later, the
local priest visits the old lady. The male parrot takes one
look at the
father's collar, wolf whistles, and says, "I see she caught you at
it,
too."
That's all folks
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