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,Indiana
U.S.A.
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us."
These are clean jokes. However,
They are,
PG - Not intended
for younger readers - PG
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Anyone without a sense
of humor is at the mercy
of the rest of us.
Heaven Help
Them
Remember,it is easier to get older
than it
is to get wiser
TUESDAY MAY 16,2006
THOUGHT FOR TODAY: “If revenge is sweet,
why does it leave such a bitter taste?”
"Retirement"
As we
all know, when we hit retirement age we come
face to face with the fact that
it may be time to relocate.
The big question is: where?
Here
are some tips..
You can live in Phoenix, Arizona
where.....
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you
found
shade.
2. You can open and drive your car without touching
the car door
or the steering wheel.
3. You've experienced condensation on your butt
from
the hot water in the toilet bowl.
4. You would give anything to be
able to splash cold
water on your face.
5. You can attend any function
wearing shorts and a
tank top.
6. "Dress Code" is meaningless at high
schools and
universities. Picture lingerie ads.
7. You can drive for 4
hours in one direction and
never leave town.
8. You have over 100 recipes
for Mexican food.
9. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot,
and
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
10. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to
what
hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
You can Live in Maine where...
1. You
only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup,
and Tabasco.
2. Halloween
costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4.
Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than
eight buttons.
5. The
four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost
winter, and
construction.
You can Live in the Deep South
where...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the
same
store.
2."y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. After
five years you still hear, "You ain't from '
round here, are Ya?"
4. "He
needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy
Bob, Jimmy Bob,
Mary Sue, Betty Jean, MARY BETH, etc.
AND You can live in Florida
where...
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases
include a coupon of some kind -- even
houses and cars.
3. Everyone can
recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends
anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless
people
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A man
mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the apartment over
his. "Many
a night they stamp on the floor and shout till
midnight."
When the landlord asked if it
bothered him, he replied, "Not
really, as I usually stay up and practice my
trumpet till about that
time most every night
anyway."
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The lady lawyer approached the jury box and began an eloquent
plea for her
client. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I want to tell
you about
this man. There's so much to say that is good: he never beat
his mother; he
was always kind to little children; he never did a
dishonest thing in his
life; he has always lived by the golden rule; he
is a model of everything
decent, forthright, and honest. Everyone loves
him
and..."
Her client leaned over to the
attorney's assistant and said, "How
do you like that babe? I pay her good
dough to defend me, and she's
telling the jury about some other
guy!"
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The father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came
to
tour the school on Parents' Day and observed his son hard at work in
the
chemistry lab. "What are you working on?" he
asked.
"A universal solvent," explained
the son, " a solvent that'll
dissolve
anything."
The father whistled, clearly
impressed, then wondered aloud,
"What'll you keep it
in?"
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A pharmacy major was taking a
course in Dispensing. One day they were
discussing the various labels
affixed to prescription containers, such
as, "Take with food," and "Take with
water."
At the end of class, the
professor passed out a few
sample
labels.
Days later he noticed
that one member of the class had struck one
of them onto his chemistry
textbook. It read: "Caution: May cause
extreme
drowsiness."
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QUACK
Jim, Bob and Mike go to
Heaven and are met by St. Pete. St. Pete
says: "Hey, glad to have you.
Heaven's a great place; we have a dance
every Saturday night and this great
Cadillac you can drive around
heaven. There's only one rule: God's favorite
animal is the duck. If you
hit a duck, your punishment is that you have to
attend the dance with
the ugliest girl in heaven. Remember, this is a big
place, so she's
pretty ugly." Jim says, "No problem," gets in the car and
drives around
for a couple of hours. When he shows back up he's got a sad
look on his
face. "What's the matter?" asks St. Pete. "I hit a duck," says
Jim.
"Well," says St. Pete, "you know the rules...you have to go to the
dance
with the ugliest girl in heaven.....and she's pretty ugly!"
Bob
says..."No problem." He gets in the car only to return with that
same
sad look. "Hit a duck?" asks St. Pete. "Yep" says Bob.
"Well, you'll
have the second ugliest girl on Saturday night" said St.
Pete.
"Remember... this is a big place so the second ugliest is pretty
ugly."
Mike, being the big-shot that he was, says, "No problem." He
jumps in
and drives around for six hours! When he returns he was asked,
"Have
any problems?" "None at all," he replies.
Saturday rolls around
and in walk Jim and Bob with the ugliest and
second ugliest women in heaven.
They're so ugly that people can't stand
to look at them! They looked across
the room only to see Mike with a
beautiful blonde on his arm. Jim and Bob
become furious and decide to
complain to St. Pete. "Look!" they say, "We were
good on
earth...volunteers, coaches, etc. And we come here and simply hit a
duck
and have to come to the dance with these two!! That's not fair!
Look at
Mike...that's not fair!"
St. Pete says, "Boys, let me tell you
a little secret...just before you
guys showed up here this week, see that
girl that Mike is with? Well,
she was driving the Cadillac...and
well......she hit a
duck."
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Medically-Speaking
Said:
"Appointment"
Meant: "An opportunity to wait until the doctor feels like
seeing you."
Said: "A few more minutes."
Meant: "You have time to read
the entire National Geographic."
Said: "Cutting edge procedure"
Meant:
"Your insurance won't cover it."
Said: "Discomfort"
Meant:
"Pain"
Said: "Procedure"
Meant: "Surgery"
Said: "Fairly Routine
Procedure"
Meant: "Major Surgery"
Said: "Routine Procedure"
Meant:
"Something experimental and dangerous."
Said: "Latest medical
research"
Meant: "This week's guess."
When they say, "We did all that
we could under the circumstances with
the knowledge that we had at the time,"
what they really mean is,
"We blew
it".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NOT
SO
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so
Bob just
went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe
went
straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she
was
and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper,
he
complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how
much
he loved her.
Once they were working on the deck, Bob told
Joe that he was surprised
that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that
he'd started this
about six months ago, it had revived their marriage, and
things couldn't
be better.
Bob thought he'd give it a go. When
he got home, he gave his wife a
massive hug, kissed her and told her that he
loved her. His wife burst
into tears. Bob was confused and asked why she was
crying. She said,
"This is the worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell
off his bike
and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and
flooded the
basement. And now, you come home
drunk!"
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"My girlfriend
and I are talking about getting married.
She keeps asking me if
I can support her, but she knows I
can...she's always on my
back." --Scott Wood
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"A new study shows that large
doses of Vitamin E do not
protect against heart attacks and
cancer, and might
actually raise the risk of heart failure. The
study was
published in this month's Journal of Things that
Scientists
Told You to Do Last Month That Turned Out to Be
Harmful
This Month." --Dennis
Miller
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A friend
took her dog to the parlor for a haircut, and asked
what it
would cost. Being told that it would cost her $50,
she was
outraged.
"I only pay 30 bucks for my own
haircut!"
The groomer replied, "That may be true. But
then you don't
bite, do
you?!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I was in my wills
and trusts course when the professor posed
this question to the
students: Why do people choose to have
their children, rather
than their siblings, inherit their
estate?
After students offered various theories, one fellow raised
his hand. "This may be a bit off the point," he said, "but
when I was little, when my brother and sister finished
playing with me, they would put me into a drawer."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In the supermarket was a
man pushing a cart, which contained a screaming, bellowing baby.
The
gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream,
Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."
A woman standing next to him
said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."
The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."
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**** HEALTH NEWS ****
High
fat-sugar diets may cause liver ills
BALTIMORE, --
Johns Hopkins researchers in Baltimore say
mice fed diets high
in fat and sugar developed immune
system abnormalities in their
livers. The abnormalities
included reduced numbers of NKT cells,
indicating such
diets may contribute to obesity-related liver
disease.
A previous study of leptin-deficient obese mice
noted
depleted levels of NKT cells. But since obese
humans
have increased leptin levels, researchers weren't
sure
if their findings in mice were relevant to human
fatty
liver disease. To address that question, researchers
fed
wild-type mice commercial diets with different
nutritional
contents for four to 12 weeks. They found the
mice on
high fat diets gained significantly more weight than
mice
on normal diets and developed fatty livers.
"Preliminary
studies suggest hepatic NKT cell numbers remain
constant
before high fat-fed mice develop significant
steatosis
after consuming the high fat diet for one week,"
the
authors report, adding the results also showed high
fat
diets increased production of hepatic
pro-inflammatory
cytokine. The Johns Hopkins scientists said
their study
shows high-fat diets correlate to a chronic
inflammatory
state in the liver, which promotes chronic liver
disease.
The research appears in the journal
Hepatology.
Warts no more a
clear sign of child abuse
WINSTON-SALEM, N.C., --
Pediatricians at Wake Forest
University say they no longer
consider warts a clear
sign of child abuse. The physicians at
Brenner
Children's Hospital, part of Wake Forest's
Baptist
Medical Center, say most pediatricians are trained
to
call social services if they discover a child
with
genital or anal warts to report a possible case
of
child abuse. But they note research indicates
symptom
alone might not indicate a child has been abused.
"We
have seen over the past few years an increase in
the
number of human papillomavirus cases -- the virus
which
causes anal and genital warts -- in adults and
in
children," said Dr. Sara Sinal, a pediatrician at
Brenner Children's Hospital. "However, we were seeing
younger children with this virus and many times had no
other
signs that abuse was taking place. "We are not
ruling child
abuse out as a possible cause for the
infection in children
under the age of four," Sinal
said. "However, when there are no
other signs a child
is being abused, we no longer feel it is
necessary to
report the family." The research is published in
the
October issue of
Pediatrics.
Docs don't like
no-vaccine families
CHICAGO, -- A study at
Chicago's Rush University finds more
than one-quarter of
pediatricians surveyed would refuse to
treat a family that
rejected all vaccinations. The research-
ers said although most
parents depend on their pediatrician's
advice and counsel in
their decision to vaccinate their
children, when a parent
refuses one or all vaccines the rela-
tionship between parent
and pediatrician may be weakened. Some
pediatricians said they
would eject a family from their prac-
tice if the parents
refused vaccinations.Dr. Erin Flanagan-
Klygis and colleagues
surveyed pediatricians who provide
routine vaccinations in a
primary care setting. Of the 302
pediatricians completing the
survey, 85 percent reported en-
countering a family refusal of
at least one vaccine during
the previous 12 months and 54
percent reported encountering a
parent who refused all vaccines.
In the case of parents refus-
ing all vaccines, 28 percent of
the pediatricians said they
would ask the family to seek care
elsewhere. The survey's
results appear in the October issue of
the Archives of Pedia-
trics & Adolescent
Medicine.
**** Reader's Submissions
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1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair
2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger
nail polish
3. Cool whip will condition
your hair in 15 minutes
4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will
also condition your hair
5. Elmer's
Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel
off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any
6. Shiny Hair - use
brewed Lipton Tea
7.
Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into
your bath water
8. Minor burn - Colgate or
Crest toothpaste
9 Burn your tongue? Put
sugar on it!
10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect
stings too
11 Bee stings - meat
tenderizer
12. Chigger bite - Preparation
H
13. Puffy eyes - Preparation
H
14. Paper cut - crazy glue or
chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most
hospitals)
15. Stinky feet - Jell-O!
16.
Athletes feet - cornstarch
17. Fungus on
toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub
18.
&n bsp;Kool aid to
clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it
will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this stuff)
19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in
paint also Kool Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love
it and it won't hurt them if they eat it!
20. Peanut
butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off
with a coffee filter paper
21. Sticking bicycle
chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray
22.
Pam will also remove
paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can in your garage for your
hubby
23. Peanut butter
will remove ink from the face of dolls
24. When the doll clothes are hard to
put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on
25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar!
26. Body paint - Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in the
microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of
your choice!
27 Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section
of the T-shirt and soak
28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large
bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia, soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last
for many years!
29. A Slinky will hold toast and CD's!
30. To keep goggles and glasses from
fogging, coat with Colgate toothpaste
31. Wine
stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch it
absorb into the salt.
32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron
it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel.
33. Remove labels off
glassware etc. rub with Peanut
butter!
34. &nbs p;Baked on food - fill container with
water, get a Bounce paper
softener and the static from the towel will cause the
baked on food to adhere to it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use 2 Eff erdent tablets, soak overnight!
35. Crayon on
the wall - Colgate
toothpaste and brush it!
36. Dirty grout - Listerine
37. Stains on
clothes - Colgate
38. Grass stains - Karo
Syrup
39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola,
it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. We know it will
take corrosion from car batteries!
40. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24
hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again.
41. To keep FRESH
FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox, or 2 Bayer aspirin, or just use 7-up
instead of water.
42.
When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered
which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or softness? Did you know
that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week? Monday, Tuesday,
Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Each day has a different color twist tie. They
are:
Monday = Blue,
Tuesday = Green,
Thursday = Red
Friday = White
and
Saturday = Yellow
So
if today was Thursday, you would want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays
(almost a week old)! The colors go alphabetically by color Blue-
Green
- Red
- White
-
Yellow,
Monday through Saturday. Very easy to remember. I thought this was
interesting I looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers DO have
different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different
colors. You learn something new everyday! Enjoy fresh bread when you buy
bread with the right color on the day you are
shopping..
SHIRLEY
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It is
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Organ and Tissue Donation/Transplanation
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It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a
mammogram"
for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a
thing. Their corporate
sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits
to donate mammogram
in exchange for
advertising.
Here's the web site! Pass it along to
people you know.
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The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to
click on it daily to meet their quota
of getting free food donated
every day to abused and neglected animals. It takes less than a minute to
go
to their site and click on "feed an animal in need" for free! This
doesn't cost you a thing! Their corporate
sponsors/advertisers use the
number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in
exchange
for advertising.
Here's the web site! Pass it along to
people you know!
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**** COUNTRY CALENDAR
****
1963 Ray Charles won a Grammy for "I Can't Stop
Loving
You," written by Don Gibson
1918 Eddy Arnold born near Henderson, Tenn.
1941 K.T. Oslin born in Crossett, Ark.
1948
Eddy Arnold's No. 1 single "Texarkana Baby" charted
1948 Eddy Arnold's No. 1 single, "Bouquet of Roses,"
begins
its 54-week run on the Billboard chart
1993 John Michael
Montgomery scored his first No. 1 single
with "I Love the Way
You Love Me"
1982 Fiddler Birch Monroe, Bill
Monroe's older brother,
died
2003
Singer-songwriter June Carter Cash, wife of Johnny
Cash and a
member of the Carter Family, died
1972 Glen
Campbell's Greatest Hits certified gold
1995
Aaron Tippin's Lookin' Back at Myself album certified
gold
1982 Ricky Skaggs joined the Grand Ole
Opry
1983 Bashful Brother Oswald (Beecher Ray
Kirby) married
Eunita Orene
Adams
**** COUNTRY MUSIC NEWS ****
McEntire's
Sitcom May Not Return
The fate of Reba
McEntire's sitcom, Reba, is up in the
air. The series has
recently wrapped its fifth season
on The WB network. However,
The WB is currently merging
with the UPN network to form a new
network called CW,
which has not publicly announced the fate of
the show.
However, they will release their fall schedule next
week.
Because Reba is under obligation for one more
season
(under a 2005 contract), the CW may have to pay more
than
$10 million not to continue the
series.
**** Amy's Kitchen
****
SUNSHINE
CASSEROLE
1 lb bulk breakfast sausage
6 Eggs
1/2 c Sour cream
4 tb Chopped
onions
4 tb Chopped bell pepper
DIRECTIONS:
Brown sausage, onions and bell peppers in
heavy skillet.
Drain. Line baking dish with 3/4 of the sausage
mixture.
Combine eggs and sour cream. Season to taste. Pour
over
sausage mixture. Bake at 350 degrees until eggs are
semi-
set. Stir egg mixture and top with remaining
sausage.
Bake until eggs are firm.
Yield:
Serves 4 to 6.
A little tip for whipping up Scrambled
Eggs
Break eggs into a bowl; allow 2 eggs per
person. Whisk eggs
with salt and pepper to taste. In a heavy
skillet over medium
heat, melt 1 to 2 tablespoons of butter.
When the butter stops
foaming, reduce heat to medium-low. Add
the eggs to the hot
pan. After a minute or 2, when the bottom
and edges have begun
to cook and solidify, scrape and lift the
edges with a spatula
and allow the uncooked part to run under
the part lifted. Fold
cooked parts towards the center. Repeat
the scraping, lifting,
and folding until the egg has formed
curds. More stirring will
make small curds and less will make
larger, fluffier curds.
When the curds are firm but still moist,
remove to plates or
serving dish. They will continue cooking
after they leave the
pan.
Tips:
For lighter eggs, add about a tablespoon of milk, water,
or
cream for each egg.
For extra flavor and texture, add minced
vegetables and/or
ham to the butter and saute for a few minutes
before adding
the eggs.
**** TODAY'S USELESS
FACT ****
What exactly is
port?
Port is a 'fortified' wine
that originates in the Douro Valley, Portugal. The valley stretches east from
the city of Oporto to the border with Spain. The term "port wine" can only refer
to these wines, much like French regions lay claim to certain
titles.
Port first became popular when the English were at war with
France, and could therefore not drink French wines. The English went in search
of a new location to set up vineyards, and the Duoro Valley proved to be quite
suitable. The vineyards are laid out along very steep hills, terraced to provide
footing for the vines.
In the seafaring days when this occurred,
something had to be done to wine to allow it to survive the long ocean journeys.
Brandy was added to allow the wine to last longer, and to be more resistant to
temperature changes. Wines altered like this were called "fortified wines", and
port is one of the more famous of the fortifies.
Port should be served
around 65 degrees, in a narrow wine glass, and the glass should only be half
filled. This keeps the alcoholic content from overwhelming the flavors. It often
needs to be decanted, and is traditionally served with Stilton or cheddar
cheese. Port also goes very well with chocolate. Port aromas include pepper,
smoke, truffles and black currant. "Standard" port should be drunk within a year
or two of purchase. Vintage Port peaks at around 20 years for good quality
port.
Ports should also be stored differently depending on their type.
The Standard port, with the stopper-with-plastic-top, is not meant to be aged.
It should be stored upright, so the cork does not have any contact with the
liquid within. Vintage ports, on the other hand, are meant to be aged and have a
different, "normal" cork. These should be stored on their sides like any other
wine.
A vintage port, once opened, loses its flavor quickly (again, like
wine). It should be drunk within 24 hours of decanting if possible. The standard
port, on the other hand, can last much longer. If kept corked (stopped), it can
last between one (Ruby) and four (Tawny) months before its flavor is
lost.
****A PARTING THOUGHT ****
Make somebody happy today. Mind your own
business.
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http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/mack1grate.html
Turtle
http://buffalosjokes.com/123127.htm
Fight
To The Death
http://buffalosjokes.com/123125.htm
Butterfly Art
http://buffalosjokes.com/123126.htm
My Ex
Said He Would Go To The Ends of The Earth For Me
http://www.jillsjokeline.com/whtlw63.shtml
LAST
CALL Y'ALL
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