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6/10/06


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If she were perfect, she would have married much better than you."
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The parent of a sophomore at a high-priced college told a colleague, "If my son is getting as much out of college as the college is getting out of me, he's headed for success!"
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New Bride to her new husband: 'Dear, don't expect the first few meals to be great. It takes time to find the right restaurant.

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**** HEALTH NEWS ****
 
Researchers scramble for Alzheimer's cure  

SEATTLE, -- University of Washington scientists are test-  
ing two new drugs they hope will ease the symptoms of  
Alzheimer's disease patients. One of the new medications  
seeks to remove the brain-altering plaque that partially  
causes Alzheimer's, the other is designed to prevent its  
production, the Seattle Times reported. The newspaper  
said scientists are scrambling to make faster headway  
against the complicated disease. An estimated 4.5 million  
U.S. residents now have Alzheimer's, a number that is  
expected to increase to as many as 16 million by the year  
2050, researchers at Chicago's Rush University Medical  
Center said. The University of Washington's Alzheimer's  
Research Center is testing the two new drugs in patient  
trials that primarily assess their human safety and look  
for hints of effectiveness that have been seen in lab  
animals. Patients with mild to moderate symptoms are  
enrolled in the trials, the newspaper said.   

Health officials study Ohio cancer cluster  

CINCINNATI, -- Ohio health officials are trying to figure  
why there is such a high rate of cancer in the small town  
of Addyston. A report last month from the Ohio Department  
of Health shows the incidence of cancer in Addyston, a  
village of about 1,000 people, is 76 percent higher than  
expected in the general population, the Cincinnati Enquirer  
reported. Residents told the newspaper that they have long  
been concerned about emissions from the plastics plant in  
town, which has been operating since the 1950s. Residents  
say sometimes the emissions would leave a thick dust on  
people's cars that needed to be washed off right away or  
the residue would eat at the paint. A study released by  
the Ohio Environmental Protection Agency last year said  
people who inhaled fumes for decades from the plant have  
a 50 percent greater risk for developing cancer, the news-  
paper said. Among the chemicals in the fumes are acrylon-  
itrile and 1, 3-butadiene -- which are linked to cancer in  
humans, the newspaper said. Acrylonitrile has been linked  
to lung cancer. The plant is currently operated by Lanxess  
Corp., which says it is spending $4 million to reduce  
chemical emissions.   

Menus should provide calorie info  

WASHINGTON, -- A report prepared for the U.S. Food and Drug  
Administration recommends that restaurants include nutrition  
information on their menus. "The Keystone Forum on Away-From  
-Home Foods: Opportunities for Preventing Weight Gain and  
Obesity" was the work of the Keystone Center, a non-profit  
group based in Pennsylvania. About 65 percent of U.S. adults  
are now overweight and 30 percent are obese. As obesity has  
become more of a problem, the number of meals eaten away  
from home has also skyrocketed, and many nutritionists blame  
restaurants for portions that are too big and dishes that  
are heavy on fat, sugar and salt. The report also called on  
restaurants to cut back on marketing for high-calorie items  
and to increase the number of healthy dishes.  


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Bodine wins trucks at finish

Passes Mike Skinner on last lap to claim victory in Texas.

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Pocono pole for Hamlin

Fast lap tops Kurt Busch in first qualifying effort at track.

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Mears high on Hendrick

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**** COUNTRY CALENDAR ****

1915 Les Paul born in Waukesha, Wisconsin  

1926 Western swing steel guitarist Herb Remington born  
in Mishawaka, Indiana  

1937 Willard Cox of the Cox Family born in Cotton Valley,  
Louisiana  
  
1958 The Everly Brothers' "All I Have To Do Is Dream"  
goes to #1  

1973 Johnny Rodriguez's "You Always Come Back (to Hurting  
Me)" goes to #1  

1989 Kathy Mattea's "Come from the Heart" goes to #1  
  
1990 George Strait's "Love Without End, Amen" began a  
five-week stay at #1 on the country singles chart  
  
1997 Official launch of country.com web site  

1936 The Carter Family recorded "No Depression In Heaven"  
  
1937 Bob Wills recorded "I'm a Ding Dong Daddy (from  
Dumas)"  
  
1941 Stoney Cooper married Wilma Lee Leary   



 **** COUNTRY MUSIC NEWS ****

Lee Ann Womack Schedules USO Show With Master P  

Lee Ann Womack will join rappers Master P and Lil' Romeo at  
a June 14 concert for U.S. troops in Vincenza, Italy.  
Sponsored by the USO, the concert is billed as Homefront  
Celebration. Womack hosts her annual fan club party Thursday  
in Nashville during the CMA Music Festival. After performing  
in Italy, she resumes her summer tour schedule with a June  
16 date in Staten Island, N.Y.   

 Brooks & Dunn to Host CMAs on Nov. 6 in Nashville  

Brooks & Dunn will return as the hosts of the CMA Awards  
on Nov. 6 in Nashville. This will be their third time to  
emcee the show. To mark the event's 40th anniversary,  
the show will take place at the Gaylord Entertainment  
Center. For one year only, the CMA Awards were held in  
New York City in 2005. CMA nominations will be announced  
Aug. 30.  

June 9, 2006: Kenny Chesney will go live in September, least in releasing yet another new CD. Chesney will put out his second disc this year (he put out 2 in 2005 as well) when "Live Those Songs Again" drops Sept. 19. "In a lot of ways, the fans are as much a part of the shows as the band," Chesney says with a laugh. "They take everything to a whole other level... and it starts when we can smell the grilling and hear the music on blaring from the parking lot. Our fans know how to have fun... and they make us wanna be part of that. So after all these summers of them giving us so much, you know, and making this music so much more, I wanted them to hear how much a part of it they are..." Chesney took 14 songs - many classic, some rarities and several now retired - from various places he had played over the past 5 years. "We did a really special version of 'Off The Coast of Somewhere Beautiful' for a small concert on a private island for some fans," Chesney said, "and we've got a version of 'Anything But Mine' where the crowd just picks up the chorus and takes it from us...singing so sweet, me and the band just wanted to stand there and listen. We've got a bunch of the songs that maybe weren't singles or we're not doing now - like 'Back Where I Come From' and 'What I Need To Do' that are so much a part of my relationship with the fans." "And I can't speak for them, but for me...listening to this, it brings all those shows, all those nights, all those faces right back. It's a funny thing, doing this. In some ways, it's a blur, but when you're onstage, you remember things about every single night, so many moments, so many things that happen. This album is like bringing them all alive in a single moment." Chesney currently is riding high with "Summertime" topping the chart this week. The song is from "The Road & the Radio."

**** Amy's Kitchen ****  

 HUBBY'S SPICY FISH BAKE  

2 pounds boneless fish fillets  
1 cup onion, finely chopped  
2 cups sour cream  
1 cup mayonnaise  
2 jalapeno peppers, finely chopped  
2 banana peppers, finely chopped  
2 cups dried bread crumbs  
2 tablespoons paprika  

Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Slice fillets into 2-inch wide  
portions. Spray a 9x13 inch casserole dish with cooking  
spray. Roll fish in the bread crumbs and arrange pieces to  
form one complete layer of portions over the bottom of pan.  
Leave a small space between portions (fold thinner portions  
in half if needed or stack 2 thinner ones to create one even  
layer.) Mix sour cream, mayo, onion and pepper. Spread mixture  
over fish, filling in spaces between the fish pieces. Sprinkle  
with bread crumbs and paprika. Bake for approx. 25 minutes.  
Can be make ahead of time and stored in the fridge.