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Volume 2, Issue 1 -- January/February 2005
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joined the SWO Newsletter.
Only one more issue left. A couple of months ago I was optimistic that I
could continue the newsletter but unfortunately it's costing me money now so I
must let it go. The website will remain for a couple of more months yet but when
the ads run out there, I'll be pulling the website as well. That'll probably be
in March, 2006.
But that being said, today's issue is filled with information to help you.
The markets are mostly geared towards women's mags but in the last issue (Dec.
24th) I'll share more markets than I normally do and it'll be a variety of
genres.
Until next time...
Be Wonder-Filled (*Important Note* My domain name email address (dallas@sellwritingonline.com) is
no longer available. If you need to contact me, please use the email address in
the signature of this editorial. If you send it to my domain name address I just
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********************************************************************* 01: PUBLISHER'S NOTES: Knowing this is our last newsletter for 2005,
I hope everyone has enjoyed reading our past issues. I've really enjoyed writing and mailing them. However, I'd like to make a few pointers before our second year begins. I hope everyone will read the articles and the poems listed in this issue. TAC's writers took their time to write each piece and had the heart to share their wonderful worlds with us. I personally would like to thank every writer, and the writers featured in this newsletter, for submitting your pieces. And for those who placed ads, recommended others, and those two who donated to TAC's newsletter. Another big "Thank you" goes out to our paying subscribers, which I hope the number continues to grow giving those who are recognized in our issues a chance to be read amongst many people. Another topic I'd like t note is that we have a response of twenty-two others who would like to receive their first free issue of TAC. And, I hope our new readers will decide to join us by subscribing on a yearly base. Due to the rising cost of United States stamps, TAC's new layout design and the cost of 6x9 envelopes, I sadly have to admit TAC's subscription fee will also go up. But not by much...the new subscription cost, which will start for our Jan./Feb. issue will be $5.00 for both United States and International Country subscribers. However, those who are already paid up for a year, you will be sent a notice before your subscription expires. This price will not take affect until our January/February 2006 issue. If you haven't subscribed yet, you only have until December to get a year subscription for $3.00. By the end of this month, I'll be sending out a questionnaire form to our TAC subscribers and I would appreciate everyone filling it out and returning it. This will be to help me improve our newsletter for the coming year. Again, thank you everyone for your support in addition, interest in TAC newsletter and I will see you next year. Thank you all, Michelle Fitzpatrick
TAC Newsletter Publisher & Published Author newsletterTAC@netscape.net http://freepages.history.rootsweb.com/~mkfitz/my_newsletter ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 02. LINKS
Gemini Mojo Press
www.GeminiMojoPress.com ~ Offers novels for readers to explore the humor, drama, and sometime unexpected twists and turns of teen life...for ages 13-18. Written by Celise Downs. ======================================== Screenwriter, Poet & Freelance Writer www.chadhowell.com ~ It is a website about the author Chad M. Howell and samples of his books and screenplays where he promotes his writings. ======================================== Michelle Korgis-Fitzpatrick (The Writer's Hand) http://freepages.history.rootsweb.com/~mkfitz/ ~ This is author, and TAC newsletter publishers, Michelle Korgis-Fitzpatrick (Michelle Fitzpatrick), personal website where she promotes her books, poetry, and more. This includes postings of other authors' books and announcements of events. Feel free to peek and sign her guest book. ======================================== Laura Baumbach www.laurabaumback.com ~ This website is a personal site for author Laura Baumbach where you can find a list of novels and screenplays by Laura, including excerpts, buying information, and coming events. ======================================== Michelle Dunn www.michelledunn.com ~ This website is a site fro author Michelle Dunn where she sells her books and offers help and resources to other writers, publishers, and people in business. ======================================== Credit and Collections www.credit-and-collections.com ~ An online community with over 750 members for people who own businesses and have customers who don't pay for debt collection agency owners, credit managers and credit professionals. ======================================== The Write Spot http://thewritespot.org ~ This website offers writing, editing, desktop publishing, and speaking services. Also available are classes and books. ======================================== KT Publishing (Writing Australia Way) www.writingaustralia.com ~ Contains information on writing in Australia or for international writers, information on Australian markets. ======================================== Buyers and Sellers http://groups.yahoo.com/group/buyersandsellers/ ~ A free group where authors, illustrators, collectors, and more can either post their items for sale, or purchase an item fro the seller. Free of charge to both buyers and sellers. ======================================== Missouri Authors http://groups.yahoo.com/group/missouriauthors/ ~ Anyone who has published and lives in the state of Missouri can join. We set up book signings; announce our books, and much more. Visit us today. ======================================== Missouri Writers http://groups.yahoo.com/group/missouriwriters/ ~ Unpublished and published authors are welcomed to join. Talk with local authors and share your news, kudos, and etc. Visit us today. ======================================== All Writers http://groups.yahoo.com/group/allwriters/ ~ This group is for all sorts of writers. Come join us today and meet other writers from around the world. ======================================== The Author's Corner http://groups.yahoo.com/group/theauthorscorner/ ~ This group is for both published and unpublished writers to join and post about their books, contest winnings, and more. In addition, this group welcomes TAC newsletter subscribers to join as well. ======================================== Publisher Listings http://groups.yahoo.com/group/publisherlistings/ ~ This group was created for writers who are looking to find groups were publishers are listed. Posting of publishers are submitted to this group twice a month. ======================================== Gotta Write Network (a.k.a. GWN) www.gottawritenetwork.com ======================================== Tel Asiado http://InspiredPen.4T.com ======================================== Myrna Lou
www.myrnaloupalmistry.com ======================================== Write On Creative www.writeoncreative.com ======================================== Lynda S. Burch www.lyndasburch.com ======================================== Nikki Leigh www.nikkileigh.com ======================================== ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03. KUDOS
Dayton Ward, "The Genesis Protocol." Science Fiction. January 2006.
Phobos Books. Purchase: Any major booksellers including online retailers. ~~~~
Lee Ann Sontheimer Murphy, "Where The Heart Is." SWG Contest
(Short Story). Second place. October 2005. ~~~~
Michelle Dunn, "Become the Squeaky Wheel: A Credit & Collection Guide."
Nonfiction. August 2005. Never Dunn Publishing LLC. Purchase: Amazon.com, www.michelledunn.com, www.credit-and-collection.com. ~~~~
Michelle Korgis-Fitzpatrick, "Emotional Reality." Poetry Chapbook. March
2003.
The Writer's Toolbox. Purchase: http://freepages.history.rootsweb.com/~mkfitz/my_books.htm or, contact author at michellekorgisfitzpatrick@hotmail.com "Poetic Vision." Poetry Chapbook. January 2005. The Writer's Toolbox.
Purchase: http://freepages.history.rootsweb.com/~mkfitz/my_books.htmor, contact author at michellekorgisfitzpatrick@hotmail.com "Images of America: Ozark." Nonfiction History. October 2003. Arcadia
Publishing. Purchase: www.arcadiapublishing.com, online bookstores, http://freepages.history.rootsweb.com/~mkfitz/my_books.htm or, contact author michellekorgisfitzpatrick@hotmail.com "Images of America: Nixa." Nonfiction History. November 2004. Arcadia
Publishing. Purchase: www.arcadiapublishing.com, online bookstores, http://freepages.history.rootsweb.com/~mkfitz/my_books.htm Alternatively, contact author at michellekorgisfitzpatrick@hotmail.com ~~~~ Zackory T. Korgis, "The Four Little Bunnies." Children's Picture Book.
Michelle's Chapbooks. January 2005. Purchase: http://freepages.history.rootsweb.com/~mkfitz/zacks_page.htmor contact author at ZTKorgis@aol.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04. CONTEST
TAC Poetry Contest
~The Author's Corner announces its first annual contest for POETRY.
Be sure to read, and follow, the guidelines submission policy. DEADLINE: All Submissions must be postmarked by April 31, 2006.
UNLIMITED ENTRIES
Guidelines For Submission - All poems must be typed in Times New Roman,
12 point font ONLY and single spaced. Thirty (30) lines maximum. Authors are required to own copyright to each poem submitted and willing to grant TAC (Michelle Fitzpatrick), the right to publish winners,and their poems, in the May/June 2006 issue. Margins are to be set to the left with the title centered, underlined, and
BOLD.
All submissions must be accompanied with "Submission Form" located
below.
DO NOT TYPE/WRITE ANYTHING BUT TITLE OF POEM AND POEM TEXT ON SHEET.
INCLUDE A TITLE SHEET, PER ENTRY, INCLUDE AUTHOR'S FULL NAME, SNAIL MAIL ADDRESS, AND E-MAIL, WITH THE FIRST SENTENCE TYPED BELOW AUTHOR'S CONTACT INFORMATION. Submissions are required to be sent via snail mail followed by submission
payment made out to Michelle Fitzpatrick, TAC CONTEST, PO Box 553, Nixa, MO 65714-0553, United States. Submission can be sent via PayPal id: writingmkf@aol.com Entry fees: $4.00 for the first 3 poems, and $2.00 per additional
entries.
For a list of winners, please include a SASE.
PRIZES: 1st Place - B&N gift card (price depends on number of entries),
and one free full page ad in The Author's Corner newsletter; 2nd Place - One free half page ad in The Author's Corner Newsletter, and 3rd Place - certificate award. NOTE: SNAIL MAIL the form below to: Michelle Fitzpatrick, TAC CONTEST,
PO Box 553,Nixa, MO 65714-0553, United States. Entrie Payments made out to: Michelle Fitzpatrick either by snail mail
with submitted poem (s) by check, money order, or cash. Or, PayPal id: writingmkf@aol.com ONLY US FUNDS!
Full Name:___________________________________________ Address:_____________________________________________
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Zip:_________________________________________________
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___ 1-3 poems entered ($4.00) ___ additional poems ($2.00 each)
I am sending payment as _________________________ The Titles of all my poems are:
_______________________________ _______________________________
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$____________ SUBTOTAL _____ No. of Entries
$____________ TOTAL BALANCE
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ReadingWriters FIRST CHAPTER Contest The way you begin your manuscript not only tells readers
(including agents and editors) what sort of journey they're about to take, but what sort of writer you are. Do your words grab on the first page? Submit your first chapter--any genre--and we'll give you answers. ALL entries receive three Opinions!
Deadline: January 31, 2006 Entry Cost: $10 Reading Fee Cost:
Number of Entries Allowed: No limit LENGTH: Up to 5,000 words. (NO Prologues!) GRAND PRIZE: $100,
three OPINIONS, website publication, autographed copy of Sol Stein's book HOW TO GROW A NOVEL. Complete details at our website:
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Getting Your Book Published
If your New Year's resolution is to get a
book published, sign up for Publish That Book: Writing a Nonfiction Book Proposal That Sells. An 8-week e-course for Mediabistro conducted by author Andrea Campbell. DURATION/TIME 8 weeks, online January 3 - February 21 Online chats: Thursdays, 10:00-11:00 p.m. EST (transcripts are available if you miss a chat). LEVEL This class is taught at an intermediate level. ONLINE CLASS INFORMATION: Our online classes are easy to use. They work on most computers, operating systems, and web browsers. Details are on our eClasses info page. Nowadays, big publishers simply don't read unsolicited material. They depend on agents to muck through the "slush pile" in search of the gems. If you want to get a book published, knowing and using the correct format for a book proposal is paramount. Nonfiction books---a market easier to break into than fictions---are the backbone of publishing. In this workshop, you'll learn what is appropriate for writers who already have an idea for a book, but would like to know the complete and correct execution of this vital marketing product. In this class, you can expect to learn: * If your idea is a good one
* The essential ingredients of a book proposal * The correct marketing tone to take when pitching the book * What the format and overall look of the actual proposal should be * Necessary hard-copy tools * How to sell yourself * How to package your product * How to write your proposal letter * The business of proposing * The nuts and bolts of the nonfiction publishing industry * ...and much, much more! By the end of class, students can expect
to have: A marketable nonfiction book proposal package ready to send out to agents, including a query letter. Student and professional writer, Karen Werner, says, "The assignments are the crux of this class. They break up the proposal into its individual parts and allow you to tackle them in succession and not be overwhelmed by the whole. Approaching them in this way allowed us to actually create an entire proposal with only a modicum of pain...The caliber of students kept me on my toes and prevented me from turning in schlock. The chats provided camaraderie in a business that often feels lonely, and made me realize all of us writers are in the same boat. And Andrea was a hard working, devoted teacher who seems to really care about the success of her students. I'd absolutely enroll in a class from her again. For more information and to register, visit http://www.mediabistro.com/courses/cache/crs1099.asp?ftit=&floc ******
Volunteer Writer's Needed: TAC's Newsletter
The Author's Corner (TAC), is seeking
freelance writers who are interested in exposure. This is a wonderful opportunity for new writers, and established writers, to be noticed. Our newsletters sole purpose is to provide our subscribers with useful and entertaining information. TAC helps to promote the works of both writers and artist, including advertisement space for businesses and services, and articles, poems, and illustrations. TAC is a bimonthly publication and we look forward to gaining more subscribers as TAC continues into 2006. Our goal is to create credibility and build our identity amongst writing guilds, publishers, agents, authors, readers, and many others. Which our subscribers include Publishers, Agents, Magazines, Writers, Authors, Artist, Screenwriters, and Readers. All copyrights belong solely to the writer and are allowed to publish your articles, poems, and short stories elsewhere without permission by TAC. The only request we make is the writer's permission to have his/her article printed. Please note, this opportunity is only for volunteer writers because we are not a paying newsletter at this time. If you're interested, please attach your article, poem, or short story as a .doc, .rtf, or .wps file and email it to us at newsletterTAC@netscape.net and you will be informed if our newsletter will be able to publish it in that issue. Make sure your subject line reads "Submission." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
06. NEWS
NFW Guild
North Florida Writers meets the second
Saturday of each month at Florida Community College's Kent Campus in Jacksonville, Florida. All are welcome to visit free. Annual membership dues are $25 if you elect to join. Check out our website for more information. www.northfloridawriters.org. Thanks, Carrol Wolverton, President author, Back Bay Boston Basement available on amazon.com ****
SWG
Springfield Writers' Guild meets the fourth Saturday
of each month, except for December at the Heritage Cafeteria on Battlefield Rd. and Fremont in Springfield, MO. All visitors are welcomed free. No cover charge! Annual membership is $10.00 if you decide to join. Visit our website for more information. www.springfieldwritersguild.org Thanks,
Michelle Fitzpatrick Member since 2002 Served as SWG Secretary 2003-04 Spotlight Artist
Chad M. Howell was the Spotlight Artist
of the month at www.raintiger.com/poetrycafe/ ****
An Author's 15th Book-Length Taking Shape
Pete Hodgins of Canada 15th book-length
work is now taking shape under the title, "Toko Cicak." These are Indonesian nouns, but the opus will be 99.9% in English--the English of 1815 as an historical novel. The story mainly unfolds on the island of Sumbawa, and will be exotic even to today's Sumbawans; for the entire culture I have begun to recreate in imagination was instantly wiped out in a volcanic cataclysm in that year, 1815. The local folk had their own language, but it too was lost. My other major works include a half-dozen naval historical novels, some romantic travel adventures, two works of creative nonfiction (one on popular sailing, the other being my memoirs of rugged northern wilderness surveying in the early 1950s), and materials for an anthology of short works. I fail miserably in marketing, though, to date having published not one major work. "Kudos", indeed! You can find my web pages by searching for "Pete Hodgins Sr.," but I expect to close them in December. That medium seems to have zero impact, for me. Cheers!
Pete Hodgins Sr.
e-mail: p2e4t8e@yahoo.ca ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 07. ARTICLES
How do I cure insomnia?
Written by Charles oh - ?© 2002 Pagewise
1. Cures for insomnia range from homeopathic
methods to medical. But why do some treatments work for some people and not for others? If you've been walking around tired, cranky, and with bloodshot eyes, you're probably one of the millions of people suffering from sleep deprivation. Every year, millions of people turn to prescription medicine to help them get a restful night's sleep, but is that really the best answer? Sleeping pills, tranquilizers, and other prescribed drugs may seem like the instant fix, but studies show that a significant percentage of prescribed "sleeping aids" fail to deal with the individual's real problem. 1. Before you go looking for a method to achieving peaceful sleep,
you must first realize some things about insomnia. Unlike Narcolepsy or Sleep Apnea (interference with breathing during sleep), Insomnia is typically characterized by not being able to fall asleep 10 to 20 minutes after attempting to do so. The longer it takes to actually fall asleep, the worse the case of insomnia. Other types of insomnia deal with habitually waking from sleep and being unable to resume. We will look at the former, and some of methods that former insomniacs swear by, including me. -Medication
Medication is probably the quickest way to resolve your sleep problems, but be aware that they are far from the best. First, most medications tend to stay in the body for long periods of time, so any liver or kidney problems would complicate your long term health. Another facet of prescription medication is that they work for a few weeks, but then your body builds up a tolerance to them, requiring larger doses to achieve the same affect. 1. The most commonly prescribed drugs to aid sleep come from the group,
benzodiazepines. Benzodiazepines are anti-anxiety drugs, and were never created to address sleep disorders. Their sole purpose is simply to induce sleep. There is likelihood that you can become chemically dependent to drugs like these. It is likely that withdrawal symptoms will occur when stopped. The most common benzodiazepines used for sleep aids are Valium and Dalmane, both which must be prescribed.Another commonly prescribed group of drugs to aid sleep is barbiturates, like the commonly used Seconal. The way barbiturates work is by depressing the central nervous system. This in turn, knocks you out. Like benzodiazepines, barbiturates are also capable of becoming dependent and causing withdrawal symptoms upon their stoppage. Barbiturates, however, were noted possibly cause anemia, and can be fatal when mixed with alcohol. It is important to note that medications as the two groups stated above do put you sleep, but fail to allow the "deep sleep" and R.E.M. needed to feel well rested by morning. A medication that does claim to allow this is the much highly touted Melatonin. Melatonin is all natural and available over the counter at most drug stores. When taken, it is supposed to allow you to drift to sleep in about 30 minutes and wake 6 to 8 hours later feeling refreshed and well-rested. It works by becoming a secretion of your pineal gland, and inducing that tired, languid feeling before falling asleep. For some time Melatonin was regarded as not only a cure for insomnia, but also as a step towards a cure for cancer, Parkinson's disease and many more illnesses. For some, unfortunately, Melatonin does not work, and in some cases may even induce a rapid heartbeat. -Exercise
Exercise is not always an aid in falling asleep. While exercise does relieve tension and stress, it's better to do so during mornings or before your last meal, at the latest. Because exercise actually raises the body temperature, which in turn, wakes you up, exercise before bedtime is not a good way to tackle insomnia. Many former insomniacs have turned to meditation and yoga to ease their nights. Practicing meditation and yoga is similar to reading a book, because they are all inductive to mind and body relaxation. Yoga actually loosens the muscles in the body, putting it in a state close to that of being asleep. -Eating Habits
Perhaps the most overlooked aspect of insomnia, are the pre-sleep rituals an individual practices. When do you eat your last meal and what's in it? Do you consume a lot of candy or caffeine, plunk down on the bed, and expect to fall asleep on a sugar high? The diet is an important facet of sleep, and even more important when it may be one of the obstacles getting you there. Hunger is as much a deterrent to falling asleep as is having a heavy meal. It's important to get your last meal well out of the way before turning in for the night. And in case you've forgotten and your mother isn't there to remind you, a glass of warm milk isn't just for kids. The warm milk contains calcium and tryptophan-- you know, that junk in the turkey that makes you drowsy. -Environment
A friend once suggested to me that I keep my bedroom off limits to everything else but sleep. Make my body grow accustomed to the sensation that lying in the bed equals sleep. It's a great idea, but unfortunately, it didn't work for me. It is important, though, to make sure your sleeping environment is inductive to sleep. Make sure your bed, sheets, etc., are comfortable. If they're not, it's highly unlikely that whoever is lying in them will be. Play with your bedroom lighting. Try dimming the lights a few degrees and see if it facilitates the ease in which you drift off. And, while its not been scientifically proven, most people find cooler room temperatures more inductive to sleep, especially when there's a warm bed providing salvation. Another great tip is to take a warm bath before bedtime. The surrounding warm water actually relaxes your muscles and alters your body temperature to that similar of sleeping. Be aware that most of the time, insomnia isn't about just not being able to fall asleep; it's usually about something else. Taking care of your health is common knowledge, but things like stress, sexual frustration or unrelieved tension can become the root of a detrimental illness like insomnia. Try different things like reading, leaving the T.V. on with the volume almost inaudible, or boring you to sleep. I found that treating insomnia is as subjective a task if there is one, and what works for everyone else might not work for you. Remember that tiredness can be caused by too much sleep as well as too little, and catching up on the weekends is more harmful than good, as it leads to irregular sleep patterns. If you cannot pinpoint what's bothering you, and absolutely nothing seems to work, it's important to consult a physician. Other than that, it's all about finding the method that relaxes you, and puts you enough at ease to finally reach that dreamy goal. Good night. <- - - -> < - - - -> <- - - -> <- - -
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LENA AND THE GOOSE Barbara Gruber-Capps Copyright ?© November 27, 2004 1723 PM: hunny_bunny54@yahoo.com In my past twenty-four years of being a Nurse, I have developed a wonderful
passion
for the Geriatric set. And if you are a Nurse, reading this, you will agree sometimes, those elderly little old white hair ladies, can make it VERY difficult to bond with. While, the elderly men folk, are a piece of cake to bond with, that is as long as you keep laughing at their dirty, old men stories, they loved to tell you over and over, night after night. There is one story, however, about one of those contrary, dignified, rather reserved, not so little, white hair ladies, that I will always remember. Of course, I have changed her name here so that HIPAA won't have the FBI after my license! I had been a Nurse for about twelve years, and still young and single. I was the House Supervisor in a one hundred and ninety bed skilled nursing home. Back in the days you could give enema's, Milk of Magnesium, or remove impactions without an order from the Doc, it was completely at the Nurse's discretion. Since, the Director of Nursing always had a difficult time finding enough staff to work the evening shift, I frequently charged the third floor unit, as well as being the House Supervisor. I actually had no complaints, because our facility always, catered to learning third and fourth year student physicians. So, this also gave me a chance to search for a hubby. OK! OK! OK! Enough about me! Let me tell you all about Lena. Like my self you will learn to love this annoying, hateful old biddy. I mean elderly lady! When I first met Lena, she was already pushing ninety! She definitely, had all of her facilities, and believe me, you were not about to pull anything over on her! The one thing I have found out working with the elderly is, they are constantly obsessing about their bowels. Lena was for sure no different, rather she had a patent on all this obsessing thing! Most of the time her bowel movements were pouring out of her like liquid. Yet every breakfast, lunch, and supper, she was screaming for a laxative, you know she'd say "that white stuff"! She was a Milk of Magnesium junkie! When I heard her coming off of the elevator, yelling "BBAARRBBAARRAA" as she placed her first foot upon solid ground, I literally cringed! I tried everything from being too busy, hiding, or just plain ignoring her! I was totally helpless, and on my own, as the caregivers would scatter saying "here comes your little pet" Lena, had Parkinson's, in the latent stages, so when she walked, she did a lot of rocking and rolling, always clanging her walker the loudest at the Nurse's station, right in front of my desk. Her speech was broken and choppy, because of her Parkinson's. Because she couldn't hear a dang thing, in spite of the two hearing aides she wore or more like always, fumbling with them constantly, so that they squealed so loudly, I thought I'd loose my hearing, as well. Every night, Lena stopped at my desk for her thirty cc, fix. So, I wouldn't have to listen to her, I gave her MOM almost immediately, rather than page for the Medicine Tech Nurse to come hither. With the same routine, she would pop her food sodden dentures out on my desk, as she had told me so many times before, "my laxative just doesn't work if I leave my teeth in". Watching Lena, actually slop her MOM, shaking so bad her MOM was nearly every where, but in her mouth. Yet that didn't seem to matter to her. Then, she would pick up her teeth and lick them clean, with me wandering if food tasted better this way? Thinking I will have to try this when I get older and don't have my own teeth anymore. Once she'd had lapped her dentures clean, she rattled off to the bathroom, so she could assure herself that the MOM was going to work. Her BM's were so liquid, that she literally could not tell the difference from when she urinated vs. had a BM. With this piece of knowledge, I am sure you will not find the next thing, I am going to tell you, of any surprise. When Lena, was certain her bowels hadn't moved the way she thought they should, out came her trusty digging finger, attempting to remove an impaction. Not finding, the gold mine she thought should be there, she would truck up to my desk, dirty finger and all. Sticking, of course, that dirty digging finger right in my face, saying "LOOK, can't you see I am just full of BM"? "Now, get your soap bucket, and bring it to my room and get me cleaned out"! To add to this painful realization, that if I didn't do as she commanded, she wasn't going to leave me alone. If I tried, to ignore her, as I had tried so often in the past, Lena and her dirty finger, stayed planted at my desk. It would be these times that she would start working up these loud fake burps that consisted of a lot of air she, would forcefully blow out of her lips. This would go on for five or ten minutes, when she would tell me, "my Father died because he got too much GAS around his heart, from not being able to have a BM every morning and at bed time"! What happens next, you can most likely guess, Lena would grab at her chest over her heart screaming "It's happening, I can tell, I am starting to die just like my Daddy"! "OH, Daddy grab my hand and guide me to your place in Heaven"! Needless to say, on these episodes, there would always be a lot of visitors, coming and going. I am sure that you can guess what it took to put poor Lena out of her misery. When I thought, things could not get any worse, her daughter show's up for the first time in over a year from Texas. Feeling guilty, she hadn't seen Mamma more often, her answer for keeping in touch better, was to have a telephone installed in Mamma's private room. Now, not only, did Lena grace me with her presents, but now she called me on the phone as many as eight times a shift. I actually prayed to God, for him to make Lena, be like all my other patients, sweet, loving, and so easy to satisfy! Nothing changed, I had began to believe I was being punished, thinking perhaps Nursing in Geriatrics, wasn't my calling after all! Even her Doc, seemed to be against me as well. On many occasions he reminded me that at ninety five years of age Lena should have all the MOM and enema's that she wanted! It had been, about five years, since Lena and I had first met, and she seem to think of me as her Private Duty Nurse. It was my name ONLY about five years, since Lena and I had first met, and she seem to think of me as her Private Duty Nurse. It was my name ONLY she seemed to ever remember. I was sure because my name was the same as her daughters. I had actually gotten so used to the evening routine that only Lena shared with me, that I had began to, would you believe grow rather fond of her. In all of the time, Never had I ever heard a bad word out of Lena, until this one particular evening, that was a full moon, of all things. Lena had put her call light on many times that evening and of course, she refused to let any of the caretakers do anything for her. It was me she demanded to see! Because I was so busy that evening, I just kept putting her off. I had eleven IV's running through out the facility and two patients, on my unit crashing, both being FULL CODES! Naturally, there was a major shortage of help this eve. Lena, giving up, to the fact, I wasn't going to come to her room, took out in search for me, finding me on another unit. In her sternest and shakiest voice she boomed an announcement so loudly to me that I thought she was the Town Crier, "BBAARRBBAARRAA"! "I can't SHIT" Well, to hear Lena say this word, I knew this must be serious business. I had long ago learned all Lena, had really ever wanted was attention, and TLC. For some strange reason, she had always liked me, and the TLC I gave her must have been the answer to keep her HAPPY! So for Lena, I stopped what I was doing and I invented the BARBARA'S "SHIT" LIKE A GOOSE COCKTAIL! I talked, as loud, as I could, to be sure she could hear me, and told her I was going to give her something that I guaranteed would make her "SHIT" like a goose! Now, mind you this impolite way to say poop was not in my vocabulary, either! I poured sixty cc's of MOM and twenty five cc's of Cascara into a big coffee cup. Her Doc had actually told me on those days that Lena, might really be constipated, to give her a dose of this lethal screaming to the potty remedy. Pouring prune juice in with this brew, I then warmed it up in the microwave, making it as hot as coffee, telling Lena to sip this and she would get results! She did as I had told her to do,and about thirty minutes later, one of the caretakers came rushing to the desk saying "Lena needs you " "she is yelling your name out so loud, and she's crying and laughing, I think she is going to five cc's of Cascara into a big coffee cup. Her Doc had actually told me on those days that Lena, might really be constipated, to give her a dose of this lethal screaming to the potty remedy. Pouring prune juice in with this brew, I then warmed it up in the microwave, making it as hot as coffee, telling Lena to sip this and she would get results! She did as I had told her to do, and about thirty minutes later, one of the caretakers came rushing to the desk saying "Lena needs you " "she is yelling your name out so loud, and she's crying and laughing, I think she is going to die"! Alarmed, I raced to where Lena was, perched upon her throne in the bathroom. I was thinking, if she is dying, at least she is where she has always enjoyed being. When she seen me enter, breathless, she grabbed my arm pulling me to her in a big bear hug, and for the first time she was so Jubilant as her voice sang out "BBAARRBBAARRAA"! "THE OLD GOOSE IS JUST A SHITTIN"! Like I said, had I not grown to love her already, this would have been the moment for us to bond, for sure! After, this Lena, had become my missionary telling anyone, and everyone how great I was and that I had done something for her, that no one had ever been able to do for her, in her entire life! With this new found happiness of Lena's she insisted she wanted to do something for me, that she hoped would be a life time, show of her appreciation. She ordered and commanded her drop dead gorgeous son, to start dating me. He had recently, moved here from California. He had always visited his Mom several times a year, so he wasn't a complete stranger to me. Lena, got so involved with playing CUPID with her campaign of Alf and I dating that she was already arranging a wedding for us. What darling Lena, did not know about her son was he was GAY! Alf, at his Mother's demanding request at last took me out to eat and it was then he told me the truth, about his preference for men not women. What a smooth talker as well as gorgeous, he was. He told me if, he were ever to become straight, he would jump at the chance to date me as he did think, get this, that I was "drop dead gorgeous" "Intelligent", and that I had a "Fantastic Personality"! And all I could do was stare at him all goggle eyed, thinking what a waste! During, the course of the three and a half hour meal, Alf thanked me often for always, being there for his Mom. Telling me that before Lena had become a resident, at the Nursing Home she was now in, that she had actually been kicked out of seven other Nursing Homes. All because of her bowl obsession and she would get so upset with the staff when they wouldn't give her a laxative, so she started spitting on the staff members. Of all things to be kicked out of seven homes in less than five years. In my mind, I knew they just didn't like her and this seem like a good reason to give her the boot! Alf told me that he thought that I could charm a snake, as I had tamed his Mom down to a pussy cat. With all the things he was sharing with me, I was feeling guilty about the way I had felt toward her in the beginning. I had been Barbara's Father, was as abusive, if not worse to Lena, than her own father had been. Alf said Lena, did not know what love and trust were, and growing up she was a cold callous person. Often, locking up her two children in a room, for days and weeks at a time. Alf near tears said "I know now the reason for locking, Barbara and I up, it was only to protect us from our Father and from being a witness to what she had endured most of her life". It was then and there, I promised myself, that I would never judge another patient nor person again in my life. From then on I realized that everyone no matter how annoying or love to hate personality a person had, they to had something good about them,and I was going to find the good in everyone from then an out. And to this day I still believe this and do this with every one that touches my life. Lena, lived to be one hundred and three years of age. Even tough, I had changed to another job the last five years of her life, she and I stayed in close touch, still doing our Sunday thing, with Alf still joining us. A few months after Lena's last birthday, she had a major stroke. She was able to say a few near garbled words, but over all she was essentially paralyzed completely. Her Doc, who was still the same old chap, now in his early seventies, gave her only a few days too hours to live. Her daughter, refused to come, telling Alf "I can't forgive her, even now"! I took time off from my current job, and for the next thirty-six hours, Alf and I both took turns, standing or laying on her bed beside Lena, always hugging or holding her tight. Some of the staff were glad to see that she was dying, saying horrible remarks of "don't worry she won't die she's to mean"! But in my heart I knew, the last years of life, Lena and I shared, she had found some one she could trust and love, and get that same feeling in return. She had renewed her faith in God. And at least one of her children had forgiven her for only trying to protect him. And I knew she was only hanging on a little longer because of the love and happiness she had finally found so late in her life. Minutes before she took her final breathe something miraculously took place. Lena took both of our hands, pulling us to her bosom, as if there was no evidence of her paralysis. She spoke clearer than I had ever heard, and in a soft and tender voice for the first time said "I Love You, Alf". "I Love you, Barbara". "Thank you God for the happiness you brought to me". Take me home, now, please". Sighing with her last breathe now taken. Alf cried like a child, still holding his Mom's hand saying, "that is the first and only time I can ever remember hearing Mom say those three beautiful words to me". "I Love You". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
08. LITERARY AGENTS
Andrea Brown Literary Agency, Inc.
1076 Eagle Dr. Salinas, CA 93905 ======================================== Big Apple Tuttle-Mori Agency Inc. Jung-Jeng Road, No. 801, 10th Fl. Jung-Ho City Taipei 235 Taiwan ======================================== The Bukowski Agency 14 Prince Arthur Av., Suite 202 Toronto, ON M5R 1A9 Canada ======================================== Candice Fuhrman Literary Agency Candice Fuhrman 60 Greenwood Way Mill Valley, CA 94941 ======================================== Charlotte Sheedy Literary Agency, Inc. 65 Bleeker St. New York, NY 10012 ======================================== Conville & Walsh, Ltd. 2 Ganton St. Soho, W1F 7QL London ======================================= The Damaris Rowland Agency 5 Peter Cooper Rd., Apt. 13H New York, NY 10010 ======================================== Darhansoff, Verrill and Feldman 236 W. 26th St., #882 New York, NY 10001 ======================================== David Black Literary Agency 156 Fifth Av., Suite 608 New York, NY 10010 ======================================== D4EO Literary Partners LLC 7 Indian Valley Rd. Weston, CT 06883 ======================================== Dystel & Goderich Literary Management 1 Union Square W., Suite 904 New York, NY 10003 ======================================== The ES Agency 6612 Pacheco Way Citrus Heights, CA 95610 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
09. BOOK PUBLISHER'S
All About Kids Publishing
www.aakp.com/website/html/home.html ~ Publishes children's books and educational materials. ======================================== Beacon Press www.beacon.org/ ~ Independent publisher of serious nonfiction. ======================================== Behler Publication www.behlerpublications.com/index.shtml ~ A small press interested in fiction, nonfiction, romance, science fiction, Western, and fantasy. ======================================== BeWrite Books www.bewrite.net/merchant2/4.00/merchant.mv ~ Publishes books in paperback and e-Book formats. ======================================== Bookhome Publishing www.bookhome.com/ ~ A nonfiction book publisher. ======================================== Books Unbound E-Publishing Co. www.booksunbound.com/ ~ A royalty-paying e-Book publisher, offering contracts to new and experienced authors for publications of their e-Books, with a comprehensive editing process and cover art included, (at no fee to the author), once the author has been offered a contract based on their initial submission and manuscript. ======================================== C&M Online Media Inc. www.cmonline.com/boson/ ~ Publisher of electronic books. Publishes nonfiction, fiction, drama, romance, poetry, oldies, and serials. ======================================== Calyx Inc. www.proaxis.com/~calyx/ ~ A publisher of contemporary, ethnic, experimental, feminist, lesbian, literary, short stories collections, translations, fine literature, and art by women. ======================================== Carolina Academic Press www.cap-press.com/ ~ Publishes law, criminal justice, education, anthropology, archaeology, political science, history, Africana studies, and healthcare. ======================================== Columbia University Press www.columbia.edu/cu/cup/ ~ Publishes general, scholarly, and reference books. ======================================== Draumr Publishing www.draumrpublishing.com/index.php ~ This is a print on demand publisher offering books both in print and e-Book format and are a royalty publisher. They are very author-friendly and seek submission in many genres, including romance, bbw romance, sci-fi, fantasy, horror, adventure, and more. An agent is not required.Publisher works with both published and unpublished authors. ======================================== DAW www.dawbooks.com ~ Publishes sci-fi and fantasy novels. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10. WRITING JOBS
Company: Churm Publishing Inc
Job: Junior Art Director Needs: Someone with excellent design and electronic production skills on Macintosh using Quark Xpress, Photoshop, and Illustrator. Salary: $33,000/year Status: ON SITE Apply At: Lynda Lotman at http://book-editing.com/ ==========
Company: Furecen-Job.com Job: Freelance Writers Needs: Writers to write distance learning college profiles for online readers. Colleges are selected for you. Salary: $20 per profile Status: OFF SITE Apply At: www.furecen-job.com/app.php ==========
Company: Media Life Magazine Job: Writer Needs: Reporters to cover one or more areas of media. Salary: NOT LISTED Status: OFF SITE Apply At: www.JournalismJobs.com Job ID: 150814 ==========
Company: Tax Analysts Job: Copy Editor, FT Needs: Experienced copy editor to edit news stories for grammar, spelling, punctuation, and consistency with established style guidelines. Salary: NOT LISTED Status: ON SITE Apply At www.copyeditor.com/copy/copy_submitresume.asp? ==========
Company: Thomson Job: Freelance Interior Decorator Needs: Revise existing project in a distance education program and possibly to write a new study unit on special purpose rooms. Applicants must have a degree and teaching experience. Salary: NOT LISTED Status: OFF SITE Apply at: Send resume as an email attachment to - jim.shemanski@thomson.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
11. POETRY
UNTITLED, TO A GIRL
Copyright ?©2005 Charles Oh Have you ever seen a rainbow in a pair of brown eyes,
Alternatively, a beautiful smile that just sticks in your mind
Well today, I did, and I hope to again
I just hope the next time I won't pass like the wind
I hope I can stay and enjoy the view
And I hope if I do, I hope she will too I hope I can show her that her beauty is seen
Not just with my eyes but with a vision more keen If I were blind I could feel her if she came and stood near If I were deaf, i could hear her, through my heart, just as clear Love at first sight is just an old tale for wives
But today i saw a rainbow in a pair of brown eyes Charles Oh ==========
WHERE HAS SHE GONE?
Barbara Gruber-Capps Copyright ?© November 27, 2004 1723 PM: hunny_bunny54@yahoo.com Once so vibrant, and alive, running here, and running there. A woman,
I love and respect, without even a dare. She once knew how to nurture and love me, in return, teaching me to be the person I am today. Always, a hug, a kiss, support to offer, always a comforting smile she had to convey. The love of her life, her soul mate into eternity and beyond. He taught her to behold, of love ever lasting with her inner and outward beauty, that made him quite fond. Many years later, his number had to be called, as he now is wrapped in the arms of our Savior, he be held, no remorse of his present bound. It, was then, no one realized her world began to crumble, as her heart forever, inside started to pound. Out there now, somewhere, no one knows for sure. If only someone, could come up with a sure fire cure. She sometimes, travels afar, on the freeways, at the speed of eighty, catching up soon, with the same rate of her approaching age. Regardless, of who she has become, I see, she refuses to be put in a cage. Gosh, how I worry and love her so, searching for her, and of who she once was, who now has traveled into the beyond. Yet, making it impossible, to find the lost soul, who she, herself has failed to realize, as of yet, and maybe never, has already left again, well before dawn. A game she plays with me, her family, even her Doctors, who nar the wiser, yet the rules she fails to follow. As sometime back, I then was unable to understand her anger and bitterness , she has now left my heart hallow. You ask....... who do I speak of, so adorned to my heart? Like her Mother, before her at now, 103 nearly, this woman I speak of, who once feared she could possibly follow those same footsteps of defeat, now shows the beginning stages of Alzheimer's, a disease endured without a love for the art. Just setting in her recliner, frail from improper nutrition, refusing help, in a room heavenly laden with clouds of smoke lingering in the air, clicking her remote aimlessly, sad and lonely, just waiting to explode like a bomb. I tell you this, that person, to be, she is my MOM! ******************************************************************
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