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Well, let's start with the wisdom first, okay!

When I was real young, I was taught to hate one
specific political party, because they would be "the
ruination of this nation," as I was told.

So, the only thing I remembered about one certain
presidential nominee, back in the 60s, was his world
famous quote:

"My name is Hubert Humphrey, and I'm just as pleased
as punch to be here, and I hope you are, too."

And, oh boy, did we have fun at elementary school
making fun of that quote, and his way of saying it.

But, just this week, I stumbled across another quote
by this man, that makes me re-state what I have said
many times:

Just because somebody has done some things you don't
like, does not make everything they have said or done
worthless.

But, first, a story!

Back, almost four years ago, my stepson was in jail
for "stupidity," no we won't list his crimes, but
every one of them was "stupid.")  My mother had just
had a heart attack and needed a stint placed in our
heart.  My wife, the wonderful Miz Kathy had broken
her foot.  And just a week before, our puppy had
gotten out and had been murdered by a bullet to the
brain.

Life sucked.

It sucked so much that I got drunk on brandy.

I lost my computer four days later.

Yes, those last two statements are connected, but I
won't say why.

Then, in June of that year, the street drains plugged
up from debris from a "50 year" rain, which means
that once in every 50 years it rains that hard.  We
had over four inches in less than 30 minutes.

Oddly enough, only our house and our next door
neighbor got flooded.  The water was so high that it
was floating a small car in our backyard.  Our
basement was flooded with four and a half feet of
water because it broke the window frame in on one
side, and started pouring through the vent to the
dryer hose and out the front of our dryer.  Every
single thing, books, photo journals, records, and
anything else in that basement was covered in flood
water and sewage from the backup.

And, because only two families were affected, Red
Cross and FEMA couldn't help because you had to have
a minimum of 15 homes affected.

And, city council refused to reimburse us, although
they did fix the drains.  The state insuranc^e fund
said that it wasn't the city's fault and the state
insuranc^e commissioner agreed.  The governor, and the
states' attorney general also stated they could not
help.

So, we lost thousands of dollars of furniture,
carpeting, appliances, records, books, stereos, and
everything.

The camera crews came out to film the entire contents
of our basement being hauled away by the sanitation
engineers.

Why am I telling you all this?  Aren't I the one that
says "forget the past."

Here's why I'm telling you all this.

Today, our basement is rebuilt better than what it
ever was.  Cost about three hundred to repair and,
using the methods we tout in Open Your Daily Newspaper
& MAKE MONEY!

(which is available here:

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we did it all for less than $500.

We had to wait a year and a half to be able to afford
a new computer.  But, we've got one, and it works
better than the last computer.

Miz Kathy and I are quickly becoming a household name.
 We make money every single month off sales, and
passive income, and affiliate sales.

How did we do that?  Shouldn't we have just crawled
in a corner and cried and pleaded for people to help
us.  (As a matter of fact, we did for about a year and
a half, until we came to the conclusion it would do no
good.)

Now, let's get back to that funny sounding man, who I
made fun of back in elementary school.

Hubert Horatio Humphrey stated one of the truest
truths of all time:

"Oh, my frien^d, it's not what they take away from
you that counts--it's what you do with what you have
left."

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it?

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Now, if you are not going to click on that link, I
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Well, you might look at the property and see if there
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You'd probably say, "You're out your FREAKIN'
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But, people do it all the time.

Why?

Because the government has decided that the best way
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We're not knocking college.

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If you want to learn carpentry, you go to a
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If you want to learn how to build a business, and make
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Miz Kathy and I, who are the senior members of Open
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