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Absolute Write Newsletter: June 16, 2004
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In this issue:
1. From the Editor
2. Special Offers and Announcements
3. New This Week

-Reader Requests
-INTERVIEW: Kenn Amdahl By Jenna Glatzer
-ARTICLE: Signature Collection By Lawrence Block
-ARTICLE: Fair Trades for Free Speaking By Lynda Curtin
-ARTICLE: Four Powerful Ways Authors Can Attract More
Readers (and Buyers) Faster By Bob Baker
-Writers' Guidelines
-Fre.e Articles by Jenna

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Yes, yes, Im on my honeymoon right now, and no, Im not actually
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I actually agreed to let Anthony fish on our honeymoon, so right
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READER REQUEST
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For an assignment for a national magazine, I'm looking for
anecdotes from moms who dealt successfully with any negative
aspect of motherhood that they weren't necessarily prepared
for: the blues, being overwhelmed, life changing drastically
since baby arrived, hormone overload, i.e. crying at the drop of
a hat etc., isolation from staying home with baby, resentments
that your spouse wasn't helping out like you thought he would,
etc. (basically anything negative at all).

If you'd be willing to share a brief anecdote, please email me
stating how you overcame one of these in some way: by asking
for more help, getting a new new mindset about the problem,
seeking professional guidance, having a heart to heart with
spouse etc. Thank you! nelsonje@bellsouth.net


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INTERVIEW: KENN AMDAHL
Interview by Jenna Glatzer
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I got a letter from Joey Amdahl (one of our subscribers) last
week telling me about his dad, Kenn.

???My dad is a self published author (6 books) and he's managed
to make a living for the past ten years off of his books,??? Joey
wrote.  That raised my eyebrows because its an unusual feat.
???He basically spends his days gardening, writing and watching
Star Trek
repeats at 4:00.???  Okay, now I had to know more.

I looked up Kenn Amdahl and found that he is author or
coauthor of:
There Are No Electrons: Electronics for Earthlings
Algebra Unplugged
Calculus for Cats
The Land of Debris and the Home of Alfredo

His company, Clearwater Publishing,
(www.clearwaterpublishing.com) has also published The
Barefoot Fisherman: a fishing book for kids by his son, Paul
Amdahl,
(www.barefootfisherman.com) and Economics for the Impatient
by CA Turner.
Hes the immediate past president of the Colorado Independent
Publishers Association (www.cipabooks.com) and founder of
Book Organizations of Colorado (www.coloradobook.org).

In his spare time, he co-hosts an author interview TV show
called ???Off the Page??? on Channel 8 in Broomfield, Colorado,
and sings and plays guitar in an acoustic group, Cottonwood,
that has two CDs out.

Heres what Kenn had to say in our interview:

Q: Your first book, There Are No Electrons, was rejected 89
times before you decided to self-publish it. What made you
decide to go ahead with it after so many rejections?

A: I ran out of places to submit it.

Also, people who read the book liked it and seemed to learn a
lot about electronics, sometimes without realizing it. One
woman, a magazine editor with no interest in electronics
whatsoever, said she liked the book a lot, thought it was funny
and well written. I asked if shed learned anything from it. She
answered, ???Well, no, I dont think so.??? That was discouraging. I
asked casually what she thought a half-wave rectifier might be.
She immediately said it was something to convert AC into
pulsating DC.
???Ah,??? I said to myself, ???the book works.???

After several similar incidents I decided that all those Real
Publishers were simply wrong. I started reading books on ???how
to publish??? and pushed forward.

Q: How did you determine that there would be a market for this
sort of book?

A: I called community colleges and trade schools in my area
asking how many people enrolled in their ???Introduction to
Electronics??? course. Then I extrapolated those results very
scientifically, committed some math on them, and decided a
big trainload of people take such a course every year across
the country. Thats my primary market, and it replaces itself
every year. If I could sell to ten percent of a trainload every year,
I thought, Id be in business.

Q: As you wrote in the book description, "It may be the only
'introduction to electronics book' with back cover comments by
Dave Barry, Ray Bradbury, Clive Cussler, and George
Garrett..." I'm pretty sure you're right.  How in the world did you
achieve this feat? Did you know all of these people personally?

A: I met George Garrett at the Aspen Writers Conference, he
had been kind and helpful to me then, so I decided to push my
luck. I wrote the others personalized letters, trying hard to dazzle
them with my writing. Instead, I think I instilled a deep sense of
pity in them, which is even better.

Q: Your son tells me you've been making a living off of your
books for ten years now, after self-publishing six books. That's
an amazing accomplishment. How did you build up marketing
and distribution for your books?

A: Ive never spent money on advertising. The books have
developed an audience by word of mouth and pity (see
previous question). I send review copies to magazines and
hope for the best. Luckily, magazine writers have sympathy for
book writers, and many of them have generously lied about my
books in print.

The secret to distribution is this: If ???Car Stereo Installation
Magazine??? or ???Mathematics Monthly??? says something nice
about your book, their readers will march down to the local
bookstore and request your book. The store owner doesnt want
to lose business, so she calls her distributor. The distributor
wants the book store business, so he tracks you down and buys
your book. You can make it easier for the distributor to find you
by pestering him nonstop until that happens. As a publisher,
one must learn to walk that fine line between ???marketing??? and
???stalking.???

Q: It is notoriously difficult to get self-published books placed in
bookstores. What suggestions do you have for self-published
authors who want to be able to walk into a bookstore and find
their books on the shelves?

A: Write a better book.

Im sorry, thats my stock response, but its more true than wed all
like to believe. Local stores are eager to support local writers.
The big chain stores desperately want to discover the next ???da
Vinci Code??? by a tiny publisher. They really do. They bend over
backward again and again for us little guys, but usually all they
get for it is a sore back and another dull book.

Something like 150,000 books come out each year. A tiny
fraction are well written. Sadly, the percentages are much
worse with small publishers. We want to release our books
when were tired of working on them, not when theyre good.
Were surrounded by friends and family who praise what weve
written, not cold hearted New York editors who would argue
with Gods writing if He submitted a manuscript. ???Im sorry, this
omniscient point of view doesnt really work for me. And the
writing seems ponderous.??? But without that ruthless critical
opinion, we are fooled into thinking our books are ready
prematurely.

But if you write well, learn a bit about production, and
demonstrate a viable marketing plan, no book store is going to
decline to earn a profit on your book. If it wins a Pulitzer, or is
written by Stephen King, they dont care who published it. A
corner shelf will suddenly have room. Look at Michael Moores
new film. Once it won at Cannes, people decided they wanted
to see it. Even Republican theater owners will show the film.
Thats the beauty of capitalism. If people want your book, book
stores and distributors will line up to relieve them of their cash.
Spend your energy getting the public interested in your book.


Q: What do you think of all the print-on-demand companies that
have cropped up in recent years? If you were starting out again
today, would you go for the cheaper alternative of publishing
with a POD company, or would you stick to working with a
printer and "completely" self-publishing? Why?

A: Print on Demand is changing publishing, no doubt about it.
But so far its too expensive per book to be practical on a large
scale. A typical distributor will pay the publisher between $4
and $5 for a book that retails for $10. Small quantity print on
demand books can cost that much or more. If you spend five
bucks on printing, you cant make a profit selling through
distributors, and many book stores dont want to fool with you
directly. Youre stuck selling them one at a time at speaking
engagements. Using a regular printer, I get my cost per book
down around a dollar per book. To do that, you need to use
printers that specialize in printing books, not the local business
card printer.

On the other hand, Ive written several books Im not sure I should
publish. I hate to reject myself, but sometimes you have to. For
example, I wrote a small book on writing, called ???Joy Writing..???
Its a nice book, Im proud of it, its been useful for friends, but
despite my ego I realize Im a pretty small fish in the writing pool,
with limited credentials, so I dont know if it makes business
sense to publish that one. So Ill probably do a very short run,
maybe a hundred copies, using a print on demand type printer.
Ill send all of those copies out as review copies. If I get fabulous
reviews and people want the book, Ill use a regular printer to
print up a few thousand copies. If the response is tepid, I wont
be out much money. I think thats probably smart for anyone.


Q: It seems to me that after the cult-like success of There Are
No Electrons, you could easily have found a publisher for your
subsequent books. Why did you decide to keep self-publishing?

A: Yes. Eighty-nine publishers rejected Electrons. Once it
started getting generous reviews and respectable sales,
probably twenty of those publishers called me, suddenly very
interested. They would have paid a royalty of fifty cents or a
dollar per book. But I earn a profit of between five and ten
dollars per book. Could they sell ten times as many books as
me? Maybe, but maybe not. I felt bad for those eager
publishers, of course, but business is business. I sent each one
a nice note saying, ???Thank you for your interest. Unfortunately,
after careful consideration, we feel your company just isnt right
for us at this time. Good luck finding other manuscripts.???  If I
really liked a publisher, I scratched a little personal note on
there as well, telling them to keep their chin up, they showed
real promise.

Q: One of your books is a novel.  Did the success of your
nonfiction books help you to get placement for your novel?

A: No. Amazingly and remarkably, no. I even had a gimmick.
The Land of Debris is the first novel ever printed on tree-free
paper made from the kenaf plant. The environmental journals
did not care. No mention whatsoever. It was difficult to convince
a printer to use it-- it was expensive. And yet no interest at all.
Ive gone back to asking for plastic sacks at the grocery store.

Although that book has not sold well at all (and I confess I
havent promoted it), I get more fan mail as a result of it than all
the others. And I still have plenty of copies. So if anyone is
curious about kenaf paper, and theyre not ashamed to buy a
book rated number 700,000 or so on Amazon??¦ oops, sorry.
Slipped into Marketing Mode there for a second. Im back now.

Q: It has been rumored that your first book was the inspiration
for the For Dummies and Idiots books. What do you think of
that?

A: Its more than a rumor, its true. One of the last companies I
sent the manuscript loved the book, loved the concept, but felt
there wasnt a big enough market for a book about electricity.
Wouldnt I like to write one about computers instead? I said,
gee, thanks and all, but it took three years to write this one.
After six months they returned the manuscript. Those folks
merged with a larger company and came out with ???DOS for
Dummies.??? Sure, it sold a few more copies than Electrons, but
its out of print and were still going strong. I figure Electrons will
catch them in 316 years.

They have called me from time to time about writing other
books for them. But if you write a book for them you earn about
what I make in two months on Electrons. Thats it..  They have a
great business model, and I wish them well, but if you write a
book thats going to sell for ten or fifteen years, it may not the
best model for a writer.


Q: How did you tap into the academic market?

A: I havent. A few enlightened, noble and dazzlingly attractive
teachers use my books in classrooms, but not many. I think I
make school boards and curriculum committees nervous.


Q: How much of your time is spent writing versus marketing,
networking, etc.?

A: When Im writing a book, I spend three or four hours a day
writing. After that my brain is too tired to create much more.
Luckily, I write pretty fast; I wrote ???The Land of Debris??? in less
than two months. The business side doesnt consume much
time. Ill get on a jag of sending out review copies or other
promotions and do that all day long for days in a row. But most
days I spend a lot of time researching life, consulting my muse,
mowing the lawn. All perfectly deductible writer stuff. And, of
course, my staff peels grapes for me and drops them in my
mouth while I lounge by the pool.

Wait a minute, I guess my creative side hasnt been exhausted
yet today. I have no staff or pool. Or grapes, for that matter.

Q: What three pieces of advice would you like to pass along to
authors?

A: 1.  Replace most of your passive verbs with active ones. And
not mere barely-active sleepy wimps. Choose raging, snarling,
swashbuckling verbs to clutch your readers throat and jerk him
into your world.

2.  Eliminate every word you can. Dont make me waste the
precious moments of my life reading crap you were too lazy to
throw out.

3.  Write something so personal and emotional youd be
embarrassed for anyone else to read it.. The way you feel about
a person, the reason you still hate someone who died,
whatever. Write it, read it, then burn it. Literally, with a match. I
use my barbeque grill for this exercise. When you read it, notice
if that writing is different somehow from what you bring to your
writers group. If it is, you might ponder what that means.

Q:  Anything else you'd like to add?

A:  Self-publishing is great for some people and certain kinds
of books, especially nonfiction with a definable market. You
need to be a bit aggressive. Dan Poynters book, ???The Self
Publishing Manual??? will explain all you need to know.
Self-publishing is also a great way to see your baby in print,
and to publish poetry or your life story; things that cant make
money anyway. Self-published books make wonderful
Christmas presents, and dont underestimate that. You wrote
those poems to share, not for money, and giving them away in
books is sharing. Many people use self-publishing as a
stepping stone to a deal with a bigger publisher.

Self-publishing fiction is harder, and rarely successful. Sure,
Mark Twain did OK, but then how many of us are Mark Twain?
Poe did fine with it, and so did Vergil, and the guy who wrote
The Christmas Box, and the Celestine Prophesies, and many
more. But it is still a low percentage thing.

If writing is your drug of choice, abandon hope of a cure. Just
write every day, try to improve, and make a scrapbook of your
rejection letters. Someday youll be able to give your
grandchildren either a legacy of immortal literature, or a really
cool scrapbook.

****
Visit Kenns site at http://www.clearwaterpublishing.com .

Jenna Glatzer is the author of Make a Real Living as a
Freelance Writer, available here:
http://www.absolutewrite.com/jenna/books.htm


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ARTICLE: Signature Collection
By Lawrence Block
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Last summer I spent six weeks at the Ragdale writers' colony. I
worked all day every day and came home with a novel, The
Burglar on the Prowl. I gave it to my agent, and he gave it to my
editor and the book was designed and the cover prepared, and
on March 16, just two weeks ago as I write this, the book went
on sale nationwide.

That's when my real job began. Writing the book, that was the
easy part. Now it was time for the heavy lifting. It was time for
me to start signing my name.

Lawrence Block, Lawrence Block, Lawrence Block. Over and
over, on book after book. On the title page, in the space the
designer was thoughtful enough to provide for that purpose.
Again and again and again.

Actually, the book signing began before the book went on sale.
In February I drove out to the HarperCollins warehouse in
Scranton, where I signed around a thousand copies of Prowl for
booksellers who'd ordered them. There's enough demand for
this sort of thing to prompt HarperCollins to assign a special
ISBN to the 10-copy signed cartons.

On March 16, I flew out to San Diego. I spent the next five days
in Southern California, where I did events at five libraries and
six bookstores and more drop-in stock signings than I could
possibly remember.

After my final event Saturday evening, I flew home on the
red-eye. On Sunday afternoon I was at Partners & Crime on
Greenwich Avenue, to do my usual dog-and-pony show. I spent
Monday and Tuesday dropping in at New York storesMurder
Ink, Black Orchid, Mysterious Bookshop, and a batch of chains.
Otto Penzler had around 300 books waiting for me at
Mysterious, all carefully flapped so they opened readily to the
appropriate page for signing. Black Orchid and Murder Ink also
had their books flapped. They've done this before, you see, and
so have I.

Wednesday morning I rented an SUV big enough to house six
families of Hmong refugees. I filled it up with T-shirts and
out-of-print books and hit the road, heading for the Hunterdon
County Library outside of Flemington, New Jersey. Seventy
people showed up to hear me, and, not incidentally, to buy
books and get them signed. I enjoyed myself, and it's a good
thing, because that's what I'm going to be doing from now until
the eighth of Mayreading and talking at libraries and
bookstores, driving around in my one-man Bookmobile, and,
yes, writing my name.

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How the hell did this happen? Not to me, that's my problem, but
to the business in general? When did signed books become
such a hot ticket?

Unless you count Saint Paul, book tours are a recent
phenomenon. The first authors who toured were those whose
books seemed likely to get them on local televisioncelebrities
who'd written (or "written") books, authors of topical nonfiction,
and cookbook authors who could go on afternoon TV and whip
up something on the spot.

With time, the author tour ceased to be media-driven and
became bookstore-centered. In recent years live local TV has
disappeared throughout much of the country, and it's hard to
book anybody anywhere, especially someone as gormless as
your average novelist. If Live at Five's not interested, though, a
local bookstore might be. People could meet the author, ask
questions, and buy his bookand, well, get it signed as a
memento of the occasion.

A dozen or so years ago, somebody worked out what to do with
the author's spare time. Instead of sitting around the hotel all
day waiting for an evening event, he could improve each
shining hour by hopping from store to store signing stock. Early
on, store personnel were hard put to know what to make of the
notion, but they got the hang of it, even as the writers learned to
overcome their natural reserve and set about forcing their
signature on stores whether they wanted it or not.

And the stores caught on big-time when they noticed that
signed books tended to sell. A signed book quickly became a
sine qua non for collectors. The best comparison I can think of
is to the dust jacket. Until 50 years ago, the book's paper
wrapper was there to draw attention in a store, and to protect
the book until someone actually sat down and read it. At that
time it was commonly discardedwhich is why so few books with
intact dust jackets survive from those early days.

Collectors collectively decided that a book with a dust jacket
was more desirable, and hence worth more, than an unjacketed
one. Indeed, only a jacketed copy was regarded as truly
complete. Books from the '20s and '30s are still collectible
without jackets, but a rare book of that vintage may be worth 10
or 20 times as much if it has a jacket. More recent books,
unless of great rarity, are essentially worthless without a jacket.

Over the past decade, collectors have come to regard an
unsigned book as similarly incomplete. "I have it," you'll hear
someone say, "but it's not signed." If the author is still alive, the
sentence ends a little differently. "But it's not signed yet," the
collector will say..

Can you see where this is going? You have to sign the new
books in order to get them sold, and you have to sign the old
ones to make your readers happy.

-----

Book collectors are a quirky lot, but that's true of all hobbyists.
Still, how many collectors can there be? And how much impact
can they have?

Lots.

One mystery specialty store owner told me a book or two ago
that her order of my new one depended on whether or not she
could get signed copies. If not, she'd take 10 or 20. If they were
signed, her initial buy would be 200.

Because 200 hardcore collectors would buy them? No, but
because the collecting tail wags the dog here. Folks buying the
book to add to their library, or give as a gift, have been
schooled by collectors to want a signed copy. And, since so
many signed copies do exist, a sort of mutation of Gresham's
Law operates; the signed books drive the unsigned out of
circulation, and into Remainder Hell.

The whole signed-books issue got accelerated with the 1992
publication of John Dunning's Booked to Die, which noted that
books simply signed by the author had more collector value
than those inscribed to a specific reader. Almost immediately, I
noticed an upsurge of buyers who murmured "Signature only,
please." It's much quicker just signing one's name, and not
having to write "To Cathy, I'll never forget that heavenly night in
Sioux Falls." And was that Cathy with a C or Kathy with a K,
and does it end in Y or I?

"Thank you, John Dunning," many of us said under our breath
when another signature-only appeared. But there was a
downside. If more folks were content with a simple signature,
they were also intent on getting their entire collection signed.

Because I have been doing this a long time, I have a backlist
that extends halfway down the street and around the corner.
During a tour in 1998, when a couple of Dallas suitcase dealers
brought in cartons of old stuff, I instituted a policy I've clung to
ever since: I'll sign up to three of the books you bring from home
for every copy of the new hardcover you buy at the signing.
Most people figure this is fair, and the otherslike the dame in
Charlottesville the other day who frowned and said, "If I do that,
how am I gonna make any profit on the deal?"the others, all
things considered, can go to hell.

In 1999, a fellow in Madison set a record that stands to this day.
He brought in 53 items, cheerfully bought 18 copies of The
Burglar in the Rye, and got everything signed. He was happy, I
was happyand the store owner was over the moon.

-----

Item: James Ellroy signed the entire first printing of My Dark
Places, some 65,000 books in all. He wrote two words, James
and Ellroy, 65,000 times each. That's 130,000 words, which is
more than he took to write the whole damn book.

Why, I sometimes wonder, does anybody want a book signed?
I have a whole wall of books by friends, and it never occurs to
me to ask them to sign them.

My wife, who has an abiding passion for hagiographywe have a
surprising number of editions of Lives of the Saints, not one of
them signedhas her own theory. As she explains it, a book
signed by its author is a second-degree relic, not as precious
as a finger bone, but on a par with a pair of cast-off sandals.

I like the explanation, but how long before the bastards start
wanting the damned books signed in blood?

*****

Lawrence Block's daily blog entries from two months of touring
for THE BURGLAR ON THE PROWL are posted on his
website, www.lawrenceblock.com. While there, check out the
books and tapes for writers in LB's BOOKSTORE.

Originally appeared in the Village Voice.  Reprinted with
permission.


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ARTICLE: Fair Trades for Free Speaking
By Lynda Curtin
=========================

For a variety of reasons some salaried business people
regularly ask business people who make income from
speaking to speak for free. There are also some conference
organizers that make a very good living running conferences
that charge attendees hefty registration fees to attend but who
will not pay speakers to present at their conferences.

These business people will tell you that just by speaking at their
event you will instantly land lots of great new paying clients.. As
a business person you need to carefully consider these "free"
engagements. You could land new paying clients if the
audience is filled with people who are actually responsible for
making decisions on hiring
speakers/trainers/consultants/facilitators, and they need what
you have to offer.

If the engagement does make sense for you use the following
fair trades for free speaking list to help you obtain real business
value in return for your professional preparation to speak. After
all, their success depends on your performance.

Fair Trades for Free Speaking
1.       Travel expenses reimbursed
2.       Presentation scheduled at the time of day you request
3.       Necessary audio/visual equipment provided at no
additional charge to you
4.       Room set-up to meet your needs
5.       Your speaker introduction read exactly as written
6.       Two free conference registrations - invite a client to
attend with you
7.       Publish one or more of your articles in their newsletters
8.       Give you free membership in their association
9.       List your services for free in their association vendor
listings
10.      Link to your website in their conference brochure
11.      Provide you with a free ad in their conference
proceedings
12.      Publish your contact information and your handout in the
conference proceedings that all attendees receive
13.      Provide you with a free exhibitor booth or table at the
conference
14.      Provide you with a table to sell your books, tapes,
videos, etc.
15.      Write a testimonial letter to you after the event that you
can use to attract new clients
16.      Provide you with the mailing list of all conference
attendees
17.      Provide you with the email addresses of all conference
attendees
18.      Provide you with as many conference brochures as you
want to mail to your hot list
19.      Send you the conference brochure via email as an
attachment, likely Acrobat PDF, that you can post on your
website
20.      Provide you with a list of 3 potential clients to contact
who would benefit from your services
21.      Provide you with free enrollment in any pre or post
conference workshop that you want to attend for your own
professional development
If the conference organizer is not reasonable in response to
your requests you will have to decide if it is worth your effort to
help them deliver a successful conference.

?©2001. The Opportunity Thinker.

*****
Lynda Curtin is an expert ideation facilitator, professional
speaker, trainer and author in the fields of business creativity,
marketing and speaking. To book Lynda for your event call
818-507-6055 or email info@LyndaCurtin.com For more
information on her programs go to http://www.LyndaCurtin.com


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ARTICLE: Four Powerful Ways Authors Can Attract More
Readers (and Buyers) Faster
By Bob Baker
=========================

Attracting new fans. Admit it, that's what having a book
published is all about -- getting more people to read your
words, know about you and buy your books. And hopefully,
getting a LOT more people to do those things.

Why else do you work so hard to craft chapters, paragraphs,
sentences -- even individual word choices? For what other
reason do you fight off sleep so you can finish just one more
section before you call it a night? I don't believe you go through
these things to amuse yourself and hone your grammar skills in
obscurity. You work hard because you know you have
something of value to offer ... and you want to reach as many
people as possible with your ideas.

Marketing is the thing that helps you reach that goal. But
marketing is also a subject that confuses a lot of writers.
Whether they write fiction or nonfiction, are self-published or
traditionally published, writers the world over know they need to
promote themselves. But many don't know where to start, much
less how to continue marketing effectively.

Does this describe you? If so, consider the following scenario:

Let's say you went to an average U.S.. city and rounded up
1,000 people and gathered them in a giant VFW hall. These
1,000 folks would be randomly chosen and made up of people
of all ages, genders and backgrounds. Next, you'd distribute
information about your book, talk to these people and even let
them read sample chapters.

After this direct exposure, what are the chances that one
person out of those thousand would be attracted to your ideas
and personal identity enough to buy your book? Most writers,
regardless of how obscure their subject matter is, should feel
pretty confident about being able to win over at least one new
fan from this group of 1,000. That's a one-tenth of one percent
conversion rate.

Now let's multiply that reasonable formula by the entire U.S.
population of 285 million people. One-tenth of one percent
would be 285,000 people. That would be enough fans to make
you a bonafide bestselling author. Right?

So how do you find and connect with those one-in-a-thousand
buyers (without the use of VFW halls across the country)? Most
likely, you can't afford the massive advertising budget of major
companies. These corporations spray their marketing
message over the masses, knowing that it'll only stick to a small
percentage of the population.

The solution: You must find creative, low-cost ways to go
directly to those fans who make up that one-tenth of one
percent. Don't waste your time and money promoting yourself to
people who will most likely never embrace your words.

Here are four steps to take to reach those new fans:

1. Define Your Distinct Identity

You must have a firm grasp on what your writing (or latest book)
is about. And you must be able to define it clearly and quickly.
What sets your book apart from others in its genre? What
attitude or social statement do you (or your book) make?
Generic self-help, romance or science fiction titles won't cut it.
Dig deeper and discover your unique identity. When you do
finally reach some of those rare potential fans, don't lose them
by not being clear about who you are.

2. Describe Your Ideal Fan

Once you have a handle on who you are as a writer, it's time to
paint a clear picture of your ideal fan. Can you articulate how
your readers dress, where they work, what TV shows they
watch, what they do for fun and who their favorite cultural heroes
are? Observe the types of people who come to your public
speaking engagements or readings, and note what they have in
common? Conduct simple online surveys with people who visit
your web site or subscribe to your e-zine. Knowing precisely
who your fans are will dictate what avenues you use to reach
them and how you communicate your message once you do
reach them.

3. List Ways of Getting Access to Your Fans

Once you know exactly what type of fan you're going after, start
making a list of the various resources these specific people are
attracted to. What magazines and newspapers do they read?
Where do they hang out? What radio stations do they listen to?
What retail outlets do they frequent? What web sites do they
surf to? What e-mail newsletters do they subscribe to? For
example, if your fans are mostly Harley riders, go to a search
engine like Google and start entering keywords related to
motorcycles. Evaluate the search results and compile a list of
the many good sources you uncover.

4. Network and Promote Yourself and Your Book

Armed with this targeted list of contacts, get busy! Send e-mail
press releases to niche media outlets. Contact the webmasters
and editors of appropriate publications. Post messages in
specialized forums. Visit and interact via the web sites of
similar authors or reading groups. Contact organizations and
charities related to your writing niche.

In short, go to where your ideal fans are. And market yourself
through these outlets relentlessly. Why spend too much time
and money trying to promote to everyone ... when you can save
money and be far more effective by going directly to those
valuable one-in-a-thousand fans?

*****
Bob Baker is the author of "Unleash the Artist Within," "Guerrilla
Music Marketing Handbook" and "Branding Yourself Online."
Get a FREE subscription to Bob's newsletter, "Quick Tips for
Creative People," featuring inspiration and low-cost,
self-promotion ideas for artists, writers, performers and more.
Visit http://www.PromoteYourCreativity.com for details.


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