Are things not going your way? Is the bank threatening to foreclose on your house? Is the price of gas up to a point where it would simply be cheaper to burn money in your SUVs gas tank? Has your job decided to fire everyone and move operations to China where they can pay workers 35 cents a day and reward the CEO a $25 million dollar bonus for coming up with the scheme?  Did a black cat cross your path? Did you spill some salt? Did you step on a crack?  Is it FRIDAY THE 13th?  Well, before you get too worked up over your bad luck, take time to relax and enjoy another fascinating issue of your favorite newsletter of the weird and bizarre...Conspiracy Journal is here once again to shed light on all of the bad stuff that THEY don't want you to know.