Why do fish avoid the computer?
 

(See answer below)

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Dog, Cat & Horse Supplies

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Why God Created The Cat

It is reported that the following edition of the Book of Genesis
was discovered in the Dead Seal Scrolls.

And Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked
with me everyday. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome
here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love
me."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you
that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my
love for you, so that you will know I love you, even when
you cannot see me.

Regardless of how selfish and childish and unlovable you may be,
this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you
as I do, in spite of yourself."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam.
And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged
his tail. And Adam said, "But Lord, I have already named all the
animals in the Kingdom and all the good names are taken and
I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new
animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a
reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and
loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
 

After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to
the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He
struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy
of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but no
one has taught him humility."

And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion
who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The
companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know
that he is not worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat
would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes,
he was reminded that he was not the supreme being.
And Adam learned humility.
 

And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved.

And Cat did not care one way or the other.
 

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Did you hear about the two Boa Constrictors who got married?

They had a "crush" on each other.....
 

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A cat's favorite game is "Hah! Made you look!"
 

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If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.

--Naomi, 15 Advice from Kids

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Why do fish avoid the computer?

So they don't get caught in the Internet
 

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May All Your Dreams Come True,
Tippy & Alfred
Copyright © 2004, All rights reserved
 

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