What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?

(See answer below)

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What happens when a Irish Setter and a Pointer kiss under
the mistletoe?

(See answer below)

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Jolly Old Saint Nicholas

Do you know the name of Santa's Cat?

Or how Rudolph came to us, or the story of Olive the Other
Reindeer?

Did you know that we have a mini web site devoted entirely
to Santa and the Christmas Holiday. We made that site as a
tribute to Jolly Old Saint Nick....(for all the toys he brought
us when we were kids.....)

This is a really neat place to have your family spend some time,
and it was made especially with the kids in mind. No blatant
advertising or pop ups, just good clean family fun.

Find out everything you ever wanted to know about Santa,
Mrs. Claus, the reindeer, elves and a whole bunch more,
and have the kids send in an email to the North Pole.

A Tribute To Santa Online Here
 

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What did the sheep say to the shepherd right before the holidays?

Seasons Bleetings!
 

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"Twas The Night Before Christmas"
From A Cat's Perspective
 

by Author Unknown
(with apologies to the author of the original non-cat
version of the poem, Clement Clarke Moore)
 

'Pwas the night before Christmas, in the sleeping cats' house,
Not a feline was stirring - not even a mouse.
Cat stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hope that Santa Paws soon would be there.
 

The kittens were snuggled in mama cat's bed,
With brothers & sisters curled head-to-head.
And mama cat on her quilt, and I on my mat,
Had just settled into a delicious cat nap.
 

When out of the yard there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my mat to see what was the matter.
Away to the window, I flew like a flash,
Climbed up the curtains, and pressed my nose to the glass.
 

And what in the world did my feline eyes see,
But a small golden chariot, pulled by cats just like me!
With a fluffy old driver, so white and so furry,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Purry.
 

More rapid than rabbits his kitties they came,
And he yowled and meowed, calling each cat by name.
"On Slippers, On Sneakers, On Bigfoot, On Spats!
Christmas is coming, lets go gentle cats!"

Now, White Sox, Now, Bootsie, Let's go Gloves & Mittens!
To the back porch we do fly! Let's go cats and kittens!
So down to the cat door, his kittens they flew,
With a catnip filled chariot - & Santa Paws too.
 

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the latch,
The paws & clawing of Santa Paws scratch.
As I sniffed around for his scent and looked all around,
Through the cat door Santa Paws came with a bound!

His eyes how they sparkled, his whiskers, how merry!
His cheeks were like marshmallows, his pink nose like a cherry!
His little cat mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the fur on his paws was as white as the snow.
 

He meowed not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, and turned with a jerk.
Then washing his whiskers, his ears, coat & tail,
After having a snack, out the cat door he sailed.

He jumped in his chariot, to his team gave a yowl,
And away they all flew, like nine cats on the prowl.
But I heard him meow, as he drove out of sight,
"Meowy Christmas to all, & to all a good night!"
 
 

For more Really Cool Kitty Fun Stuff, check out our
Cat Care Site

Cat Care Site Online Here

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Alfred

Do you know why Alfred is such a Healthy, Happy Kitty?

Find Out Why Here

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As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the
usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a
minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
 

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What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?

She had mittens.
 

What happens when a Irish Setter and a Pointer kiss under
the mistletoe?

You get a Pointsetter.

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May You and Your Family Have a Most Wonderful
Time of the Year,
Tippy & Alfred
Copyright © 2004, All rights reserved
 

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