Peppy Pets
June 06, 2005
 

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

(See answer below)

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Can My Cat Stay At Your Hotel?
 

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he
planned to visit on his vacation.

He wrote: "I would very much like to bring my cat with me. He is
well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to
permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've
been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've
never had a cat steal towels, bedclothes,silverware or pictures
off the walls. I've never had to evict a cat in the middle of the
night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a cat
run out on a hotel bill.

Yes, indeed, your cat is welcome at my hotel. And, if your cat
will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too
 

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"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give
you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've
                               thought of that!'"

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If your dog suffers from hip dysplasia or arthritis, this is the best
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Find out more if this can help your dog and also, read Tippy's
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Why Own A Dog?

Why own a dog? There's a danger you know,
You can't own just one, for the craving will grow.
There's no doubt they're addictive, wherein lies the danger.
While living with lots, you'll grow poorer and stranger.

One dog is no trouble, and two are so funny.
The third one is easy, the fourth one's a honey.
The fifth one delightful, the sixth one's a breeze,
You find you can live with a house full with ease.

So how 'bout another? Would you really dare?
They're really quite easy but oh, Lord the hair!
With dogs on the sofa and dogs on the bed,
And crates in the kitchen, it's no bother you've said.

They're really no trouble, their manners are great.
What's just one more dog and just one more crate?
The sofa is hairy, the windows are crusty,
The floor is all footprints, the furniture dusty.

The housekeeping suffers, but what do you care?
Who minds a few noseprints and a little more hair?
So let's keep a puppy, you can always find room,
And a little more time for the dust cloth and broom.

There's hardly a limit to the dogs you can add,
The thought of a cutback sure makes you sad.
Each one is so special, so useful, so funny.
The vet, the food bill grows larger, you owe money.

Your folks never visit, few friends come to stay,
Except other dog folks, who all live the same way.
Your lawn has now died, and your shrubs are dead too,
But your weekends are busy, you're off with your crew.

There's dog food and vitamins, training and shots.
And entries and travel and motels which cost lots.
Is it worth it, you wonder? Are you caught in a trap?
Then that favorite dog comes and climbs in your lap.

His look says you're special and you know that you will
Keep all of the critters in spite of the bill.
Some just for showing and some just to breed.
And some just for loving, they all fill a need.

But winter's a hassle, the dogs hate it too.
But they must have their walks though they're numb and you're blue.
Late evening is awful, you scream and you shout
At the dogs on the sofa who refuse to go out.

The dogs and the dog shows, the travel, the thrills,
The work and the worry, the pressure, the bills.
The whole thing seems worth it, the dogs are your life.
They're charming and funny and offset the strife.

Your life-style has changed. Things won't be the same.
Yes, those dogs are addictive and so is the dog game!!
 

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Your Pet's On Parade

Thunder

Thunder came to us one night straight from a cop car. He still had a
long cable around his neck, and the dog-stick. They thought he was
viscious, being mostly a pit bull.

When I met Thunder the next morning, he had been cleaned and freed
by the head of our pet rescue group, but was still so scared, he hadn't
laid down all night, and was shaking so hard, he could hardly stand.

I looked at him, he looked at me, and gave a big thunderous "woof"!
I said, " Okay, your name is Thunder."

I talked them into taking him for a walk the first day. Generally, we don't
do that right off, but I felt this fellow needed to know who we all were,
and that we weren't there to hurt him.

From that day on, we found Thunder to be about as threatening as
Ferdinand. His method of protecting you is to get between you and
whatever threatens. That's it. Nice and quiet. Just watching.

I am happy to say we found a home for Thunder just this week, that
sounds as special as he is.

Jan Peterson

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be considered for publication, here's the link.

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Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

If it had four it would be a sedan.

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Your furry friends on the net,

Tippy & Alfred
 

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