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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.106. August 10, 2006.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: When I was impressed by a view of a bay, I happened to order people to
    flollow my instruction. What did I say when I ordered people?
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Q2:Candy is sweet. Every one wants to date with her. What do you call the
   person who has the possibility of dating with her?
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A1: obey(Oh, bay! )   A2:candidate(candy date)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: I hate the man who lives near my house. When he started to travel, I told
him the words which were similar to "Don't come back." What do you think were
the words?
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Q2:There are many rays in the world such as sun's ray and a ray of moonlight.
We named various rays, such as ray A, ray B, ray C and so on.When we see a ray,
we tend to feel big anger. What do we call the ray?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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