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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.106. August 10, 2006. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Everyone, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist. I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English. But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The last week's Qs and As. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: When I was impressed by a view of a bay, I happened to order people to flollow my instruction. What did I say when I ordered people? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:Candy is sweet. Every one wants to date with her. What do you call the person who has the possibility of dating with her? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- A1: obey(Oh, bay! ) A2:candidate(candy date) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you find my puns? Email us at: mailto: hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This week's puns,... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: I hate the man who lives near my house. When he started to travel, I told him the words which were similar to "Don't come back." What do you think were the words? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:There are many rays in the world such as sun's ray and a ray of moonlight. We named various rays, such as ray A, ray B, ray C and so on.When we see a ray, we tend to feel big anger. What do we call the ray? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can see the answers next week. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit our website here: http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This site is about the emotional development of the children with autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit our website. |
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