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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.110. September 7, 2006.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: When you grind many pebbles into sand and put the sand on one area, what
do you call the area?
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Q2:God likes tea and collects many kinds of teas. A man thinks the tea God has
must be very powerful and requests Him to show them for him. What does God say,
when He shows them for the man?
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A1:The ground (the ground pebbles)   A2:That's all my tea.(almighty)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1:A king whose lower part of his face is the biggest in the country always
tells funny stories which make people laugh. What do people call him?
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Q2:On Saturday and Sunday, a man is vigorous for his work, but on the other
days, he becomes feeble. What does he call the days except Saturday and Sunday?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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