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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.112. September 21, 2006. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Everyone, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist. I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English. But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The last week's Qs and As. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: When you were attacked by your enemies, your friend grabbed the ash near by and threw it into their eyes for defending you. What do you call his stance for you? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:In the toy exhibition, we formed the toys into ten rows. But our director ordered us to add some rows on the next day. How many rows did he want to add on the next day? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------------------- A1:assistance (ash stance) A2:two more rows (tomorrow) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you find my puns? Email us at: mailto: hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This week's puns,... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: There were two hollow stems of trees in a forest. So I put my feet into them. What do you call the two hollow stems of trees? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:When you cook ten of something in hot oil and as a result you make people feel afraid, what do you call your action in your cooking? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can see the answers next week. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit our website here: http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This site is about the emotional development of the children with autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit our website. |
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