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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.136. March 8, 2007. ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Everyone, ------------------------------------------------------------------- I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist. I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English. But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I published a book about autism and emotional development in Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children. I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her country. ------------------------------------------------------------------- The last week's Qs and As. ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: There are many goods in our warehouse which are carried in a ship. We label them a, b, c, and so on. There is a goods which is to be sent to a city in Illiois. What do you call the goods ? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:If you are a eccentric person and feel that a very severe disease is attractive, how do you describe it? ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------.------------------------------------------------- -----------------.------------------------------------------------- A1: C-cargo (Chicago) A2:acute (a cute) ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you find my puns? Email us at: mailto: hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- This week's puns,... ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: I have a small truck. It sustained a ton of apples. When I added another ton of apples, the truck was crushed. I realized the power of gravity. What do you call the last ton of apples? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:When a man who attends the passengers on a ship cooked meat and vegetables slowly in broth, he said some word on the dish. What do you describe his word? ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- You can see the answers next week. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit our website here: http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/ ------------------------------------------------------------------- This site is about the emotional development of the children with autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit our website. |
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