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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.136. March 8, 2007.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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I published a book about autism and emotional development in
Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children.
I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her
country.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: There are many goods in our warehouse which are carried in a
ship. We label them a, b, c, and so on. There is a goods which is
to be sent to a city in Illiois. What do you call the goods ?
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Q2:If you are a eccentric person and feel that a very severe
disease is attractive, how do you describe it?
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A1: C-cargo (Chicago)    A2:acute (a cute)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: I have a small truck. It sustained a ton of apples. When I
added another ton of apples, the truck was crushed. I realized
the power of gravity. What do you call the last ton of apples?
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Q2:When a man who attends the passengers on a ship cooked meat
and vegetables slowly in broth, he said some word on the dish.
What do you describe his word?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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Visit our website here:
http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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This site is about the emotional development of the children with
autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit
our website.


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