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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.158. August ?X, 2007.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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I published a book about autism and emotional development in
Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children.
I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her
country.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: A man suddenly throwed a short pin with a large round
flat top at me. I screamed. How did I scream?
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Q2:My mother has a store and sells various things. In order
 to catch the attention of people, she sings a religious song.
One day a man asked me what she did. How did I answer?
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A1:A tack! (attack)     A2:Ma chants (merchant)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: If falling ill is the fundamental destiny when you live at
a part of the ocean that is enclosed by a curve in the land,
what do you call the ill ?
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Q2:When someone throws dirty wet earth and you get it on the
face, what do you feel?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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Visit our website here:
http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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This site is about the emotional development of the children with
autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit
our website.


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