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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.162. September ‚U, 2007. ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Everyone, ------------------------------------------------------------------- I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist. I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English. But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I published a book about autism and emotional development in Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children. I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her country. ------------------------------------------------------------------- The last week's Qs and As. ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: A man who lends automobiles has a printed table showing all the days, weeks and months of the year. How do you call him? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:When you walk on the flat surface indoors, you find a constructional mistake on it. How do you call the mistake? ------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- A1: car lender (calendar) A2:flaw on the floor ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you find my puns? Email us at: mailto: hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- This week's puns,... ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: A dog who returned with a time machine from the future where he was treated badly, made the short loud sound with resentment against the future. How do you express his action? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:An actor who performs with too much false emotion laughs at a net that you can sleep on. How do you call the net? ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- You can see the answers next week. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit our website here: http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/ ------------------------------------------------------------------- This site is about the emotional development of the children with autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit our website. |
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