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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.164. September 20, 2007. ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello Everyone, ------------------------------------------------------------------- I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist. I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English. But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I published a book about autism and emotional development in Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children. I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her country. ------------------------------------------------------------------- The last week's Qs and As. ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: She said, "I flyed 1 kilo meter." But in fact, she flyed only 500 meters. How do you call the flying ? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:There is a room with many cavities. How do you call the entire room? ------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- ---------------------.--------------------------------------------- A1: her flying (half lying) A2: whole room (hole room) ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you find my puns? Email us at: mailto: hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- This week's puns,... ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q1: There are two stars in the night sky. One is near to us and the other is in the distance.They are moving. Which is moving more quickly ? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q2:There are many fences in this district. We call them A fence, B fence, C fence and so on. One fence is useful for protection from attack. What is it? ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- You can see the answers next week. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit our website here: http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/ ------------------------------------------------------------------- This site is about the emotional development of the children with autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit our website. |
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