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English Puns In Japanese Style. No.164. September 20, 2007.
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Hello Everyone,
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I am Norio Ando, a Japanese clinical psychologist.
I like puns. I make puns in Japanese and sometimes in English.
But I am not good at English, so there may be some mistakes in my
English puns. I would like to have your opinions and corrections.
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I published a book about autism and emotional development in
Japanese. It is very useful for the treatment of autistic children.
I hope someone will translate it and publish it in his or her
country.
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The last week's Qs and As.
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Q1: She said, "I flyed 1 kilo meter." But in fact, she flyed
only 500 meters. How do you call the flying ?
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Q2:There is a room with many cavities. How do you call the
entire room?
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A1: her flying (half lying)    A2: whole room (hole room)
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How do you find my puns?  Email us at: mailto:
hodokio@sirius.ocn.ne.jp
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This week's puns,...
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Q1: There are two stars in the night sky. One is near to us
and the other is in the distance.They are moving. Which is
moving more quickly ?
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Q2:There are many fences in this district. We call them A
fence, B fence, C fence and so on. One fence is useful for
protection from attack. What is it?
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You can see the answers next week.
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Thank you.
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Visit our website here:
http://hdkio.hp.infoseek.co.jp/
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This site is about the emotional development of the children with
autism or ADHD. If you have troubles in child rearing, please visit
our website.


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